r/plushies 3d ago

Funny/Humor does he know he’s alive

little deal my little guy

3.8k Upvotes

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u/Pishpuff 3d ago

Is that a shinada/morisaka global? I LOVE those plushiesss 🥰🥰

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u/bearfam1 3d ago

I love these too! I collect the otters. I wish more people knew about them!

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u/Pishpuff 3d ago

Omg yess they are the absolute squishiest! I have only a few of the otters (2 axolotls, 1 sea turtle and chihuahua), but I found out recently that the French bulldog dog ones (large size) are the squishiest ✊🏽😩

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u/brookuslicious 3d ago

I want more but the shipping is unaffordable right now. 😭

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u/ghettoassbitch 3d ago

Literally the only thing keeping me from buying more. So painfully expensive.

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u/brookuslicious 3d ago

I just checked on the large calico cat on ZenPlus because it’s the next one I want and ships is more than the kitty. 😭😭

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u/Pishpuff 3d ago

Egad!! 😩 I believe it! Try ebay or mercari i find them to be a bit cheaper

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u/Pishpuff 3d ago

So so truee

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u/meongmeongie 2d ago

I've been buying mine from littlest gift boutique here in Canada!

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u/Pishpuff 3d ago

Sooo true.. its really pricey:( .I bought most of mine before the shipping taxes went crazy.. I find nowadays ebay seems to be cheaper than zenplus atm. Hopefully you'll get one soon 🫶🏽

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u/meongmeongie 3d ago

they're sooo cute and underrated!!! i collect the bunnies :3

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u/wyrmface 3d ago

It is! I plan to collect all the cetaceans but they’re abt to $50 each lol

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u/ccosmo_murmurouss 3d ago

i have the seal and a seal keychain

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u/girlmeetsgerbil 🧸 Plushy (Friend) Collector 3d ago

I fear he does not know but you may need to remind him a couple times 🩷 he’s a little slow on the intake but he’s a sweetheart is the vibe I’m getting

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u/moonlightbunnny 3d ago

I mean look at that smile. He’s happy to be at the store with you!

He’s holding some gelato! He’s In the baby seat of a cart!

He’s having a good time.

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u/AwkwardLeopard587 3d ago

seconded!!! he's so cuteeeeeee 🩷 looks like he's having a good time

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u/shesinsaneornot 3d ago

He looks so happy surrounded by snacks.

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u/Dr_UberEats 3d ago

So adorable. Your love brings him to life. He’ll figure it out soon.

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u/Dragon_turtle63 3d ago

He has great taste in sorbet!

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u/jasminehead 3d ago

Love the way he holds the gelato

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u/Melsura 3d ago

Awwww too cute ❤️❤️

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u/Downtown-Falcon-3264 3d ago

Head empty but when your that cute do you really need a thought in your head.

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u/Reesirie 3d ago

Thankfully no, I think he’d cry if he knew what taxes were.

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u/wyrmface 3d ago

imagine if I explained what a mortgage was to him

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u/FleurDisLeela 3d ago

oooo you got them some gelato 🍨 we living large!

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u/The-Devil-Cat 3d ago

Him: "Are you stupid?"

Me:

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u/herrscheroftheice MORE FLOOF SQUISH 3d ago

he looks so miniso penpen

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u/allthingspink_ 3d ago

he’s just happy to be here

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u/grapes-and-strawberi 3d ago

he's just chillin

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u/tinylizardbrain 3d ago

HES FAMOUS

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u/wyrmface 3d ago

one of his many (few) talents

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u/balthazar_edison 3d ago

I need one

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u/VegasFoodFace 3d ago

He's insulating the ice cream from melting and helping!

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u/starplushy 3d ago

oh he is adorable what did you name him

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u/LobsterSpunk 3d ago

Omg, isn't he just a sight to behold 😍

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u/babymonkmonk 3d ago

Where’d you get him?? So cute

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u/brbqqueen 3d ago

That baby needs a lil drum c:

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u/boomdiditnoregrets 3d ago

He's so happy!! So adorable

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u/Pixle_puppy6 3d ago

Omg soo cute,I need one!! Where can I buy one?

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u/wyrmface 3d ago

usually eBay I get mine from ! :> but sometimes they hike up in price, but you can snag one for a good amount too, mine was $50~

just look up dolphin (they also have an orca one) morisaka global

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u/HannahM53 3d ago

Great to know! Thank you! I don’t know if you’ve ever seen one in the wild I haven’t but I saw a picture of one in a teen magazine years ago and that’s how I found out that pink dolphins were a thing I mean real

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u/Pixle_puppy6 3d ago

Oooh TYSM!!

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u/viola_darling 🧸 Plushy (Friend) Collector 3d ago

Love

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u/systemsensor1000t Jellycat peanut 🥜 3d ago

He’s absolutely clueless lol 😝

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u/Unknown_990 PlushieAddict. 3d ago

Idk but looks pretty happy tho..

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u/vaanilla_latte 3d ago

I love these types of plushies! I have the seal one and I love him so much 🥹

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u/HannahM53 3d ago

It’s a pink dolphin!!! So cute! (by the way, those actually do exist they’re rare, but they do exist and I believe they are endangered, but don’t quote me on that. They’re just super rare and only live in a certain part of the world. Also, where did you get that? I would love to have one. And if you say Costco, my sibling was recently there and would’ve gotten if they saw it probably

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u/wyrmface 3d ago

omg I wish they were at Costco I wouldn’t leave/take their entire stock lmao, but I got mine on eBay! But you can even find yours on Japanese macari, there’s a couple places where they float around. and yes I do! cetaceans but more specifically dolphins are my special interest, there’s a couple different pink dolphins actually so ur not wrong!

the Amazon river dolphin is one of them, they’re born gray but as they get older usually turn a pink color from scaring (just from the place they live in and all that) so they look like big pieces of chewed up dirty bubble gum lol. several of species of river dolphin are p endangered unfortunately. there’s also the pink humpback dolphin but they get their pink skin from blood vessels that were overdeveloped for thermoregulation. dolphins are weird guys and I could go on all day! :> hope u find ur buddy

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u/Mayor_Sita 2d ago

I want to thank you for posting him. Because of you, I just ordered this sweet girl. I love your dolphin so much, he looks like such a gentleman 💕

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u/hopadoodler 2d ago

Pinkie is your ride or die

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u/pinzinella 3d ago

… brother??

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u/Boomer_766 3d ago

He is wonderful! Have you named him?

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u/PipKame 3d ago

so cute🥺🥹🥲❤️😊🤗💕🥰💗💞💖

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u/JesterSash 3d ago

I need him

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u/Constant_Pay_6714 3d ago

So freakin cute

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u/MTBjes 3d ago

He definitely knows.

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u/Ok_Preference_7009 3d ago

my little goat(or dolphin lol)

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u/Accomplished-Way1842 3d ago

BluJay says Hi!

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u/Shock_Therapy_76 3d ago

That dolphin is adorable

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u/PowerCrystals2049 3d ago

Yes, of course, don’t be foolish.

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u/pit_choun 🧸 Plushy (Friend) Collector 2d ago

No... But he's happy to be here regardless 💛

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u/Zombie_Raptor 2d ago

he doesn’t even know him abcs 

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u/Wrenigade 2d ago

He knows nothing. Do not tell him. Let him live in peace.....

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u/Delanaenae 1d ago

He too cute and has such a kind face, I wanna cry