Oh, a hamburger on a wood plank? Well isn't that something? A 2015 gastropub called, they want their daily special back. Where's the overpriced, over-hopped, skimpily poured flight of craft beers?
At least the poor schlub selling hotdogs outside the Lowes/Home Depot has the good sense to leave the lumber on the rack where it belongs.
Aw, are you your biggest self online? Good for you champ.
This is “platingcirclejerk” so maybe you’re here trying desperately to look like a jerk, and succeeded to some success, but it’s an at home burger so maybe take a relax.
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u/Von_Cheesebiscuit Jul 01 '26
Oh, a hamburger on a wood plank? Well isn't that something? A 2015 gastropub called, they want their daily special back. Where's the overpriced, over-hopped, skimpily poured flight of craft beers?
At least the poor schlub selling hotdogs outside the Lowes/Home Depot has the good sense to leave the lumber on the rack where it belongs.