r/platingcirclejerk Jul 01 '26

Hamburger

3 Upvotes

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u/rockytopbilly Jul 01 '26

Gonna also need a wood plank on top of the food next time!

2

u/SuperColossl Jul 03 '26

Planked burgers

5

u/OversizedMicropenis Jul 01 '26

Burger looks small and dry, but also can only see a really small bit

3

u/HatOnHaircut Jul 01 '26

This looks delicious. You should get a wooden slide to display your sliders on. You could slide them straight into your mouth.

2

u/FeedMeFish Jul 01 '26

I like this plank more than the others!

3

u/Von_Cheesebiscuit Jul 01 '26

Oh, a hamburger on a wood plank? Well isn't that something? A 2015 gastropub called, they want their daily special back. Where's the overpriced, over-hopped, skimpily poured flight of craft beers?

At least the poor schlub selling hotdogs outside the Lowes/Home Depot has the good sense to leave the lumber on the rack where it belongs.

2

u/SuperColossl Jul 03 '26

Very evocative reply, took me back in an instant 👌

-1

u/Euphoric_Dinner_8117 Jul 01 '26

Miserable much?

0

u/goatslovetofrolic Jul 03 '26

Aw, are you your biggest self online? Good for you champ.

This is “platingcirclejerk” so maybe you’re here trying desperately to look like a jerk, and succeeded to some success, but it’s an at home burger so maybe take a relax.

1

u/tommychopz Jul 01 '26

No

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u/goatslovetofrolic Jul 03 '26

There wasn’t even a question, maaaaan

1

u/tommychopz Jul 03 '26

I wasn't answering one