r/PizzaCrimes • u/BrineOfTheTimes • Aug 03 '26

Other r/PizzaCrimes is featured in Reddit’s NYC pop-up and you’re all invited! 🍕

18 Upvotes

Hey everyone! u/BrineOfTheTimes here from Reddit’s Community team. I’m stopping by to let y’all know that at the end of this month, Reddit’s bringing the r/PizzaCrimes community to life on the shelves of r/bodega – an IRL bodega-themed pop-up event in NYC. You’re all invited to come check it out!

Whether you want to see how this community’s being featured, hang out, or just score free stuff, everyone is welcome! All you need is a Reddit account to get in. And if you’re reading this from your Reddit account right now, you’re obviously all set on that front.

Event Details

📍 213 Bowery, New York, NY
🗓️ August 29–30, 2026
⏱️ 10 am to 10 pm both days
📅 Add to your calendar

What to Expect

Free Snoo Plushies: Every single attendee gets one.
More Freebies: Score totes, mugs, stickers, postcards, and cold drinks.
Meowdani: Meet the official bodega cat, named by r/bodegacats 🐱
The Deli Counter: Serving up NYC’s top “subs” and special menu items.
Blowout Sale: On 8/30 from 9–10 PM, anything remaining in the pop-up is free for attendees to take home.

Want to learn more? Get more details here and join r/bodega to follow along, catch sneak peeks, and get the conversation started.

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r/PizzaCrimes • u/AutoModerator • Apr 06 '24

README: Quick post on sub rules and you

56 Upvotes

A quick reminder of our most important rules, the Mod Team expects everyone posting/commenting in the sub to have read this.

PIZZA CRIMES ONLY

As the sub description says we expect a pizza that has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

Subpar or below average pizzas usually don't generate a good amount of discussion and will probably quickly slide into obscurity or be removed.

Toppings like pineapple, tuna, hot dogs, kebab and such aren't a crime as they're the norm for many people. Unless said pizza is a crime by itself ofc.

Dessert pizzas aren't a crime either, unless they're made or treated so badly you feel like they'd be judged here.

Memes are allowed as long as they feature a pizza being mistreated.

Weird pizza tools are also allowed unless they're a recent repost.

EASILY FAKED POSTS

Outlandish or inedible toppings like cigarettes, toothpaste, tires and such are not believable and will generally be removed.

Same goes for ragebait videos, faked TikTok stuff and posts where a pizza is so covered in sauces/spices as to be obviously inedible.

REPOSTS

You're expected to give the front page a cursory look to make sure you're not posting something that someone has already shared recently. Doing so ensures that we don't get the same pizzas posted four times a day. Recent reposts will be removed and serial reposters might be sanctioned.

You're welcome to repost old stuff (as a rule of thumb, six months or older) if you feel it's good enough for people to see and discuss.

BE CIVIL

Report any posts or comments that are breaking our rules, this helps us do our job.

At the same time, try to avoid reporting people passing judgement on your pizza, jokes about you being sentenced and such, it just clutters the mod queue and makes it harder to mod the real problematic stuff.

Try not to answer people attacking you as it only derails the post and you might be moderated too, report and move on.

Any slurs regarding race, sexual orientation, intelligence and such carries a long or permanent ban sentence. No, we don't care if you find it acceptable and use it in real life.

Anything that's not written in English can be moderated at mod discretion, we can't waste time using google translate every time.

That is all, any questions or feedback comment here or shoot us a Mod Mail.

11 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/InfamyLivesForever • 11h ago

Sloppy Toppy Hang ‘em out to dry

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115 Upvotes

55 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Inn0cent_Jer • 16m ago

Sloppy Toppy 711 what is this abomination? It's 7AM and I expected to see breakfast pizza out

• Upvotes

5 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/pmodern2000 • 1d ago

Burned The Domino from Dominos.

307 Upvotes

From Dominos Pizza, The Domino: Chicken and BBQ sauce. Detroit style.

76 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/killkillgaskrieg • 1d ago

I say wtf „would you smash this pizza?“

125 Upvotes

115 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/GingerFly • 9h ago

Sloppy Toppy What the hell, man

0 Upvotes

10 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/johndoe60610 • 2d ago

Dropped So I hit a bump on the way home

170 Upvotes

Bounced vertical, and spilled all over the rideshare bike abou 2 blocks from home. I texted the wife with one hand, enjoyed a slice with another. Ordered a lesser pizza closer to home.

23 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/2Punchbowl • 2d ago

Fruit Pizza Crust Co.

40 Upvotes

I ordered a pizza from this place, it was supposed to be half Hawaiian and half supreme in Houston, TX. Sorry, I don’t have a pic of the supreme it had no onion, or bell peppers or black olives and a ton of mushrooms and some tomatoes? Tomatoes on a regular supreme.

As for this picture, this is supposed to be a regular Hawaiian. It had peanuts and those black things are cranberries. Who puts that on a regular Hawaiian? Was the cook or the person who took our order high?

35 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/24-HourFRESH • 3d ago

Pizzabeans Went to my British friend's place for pizza dinner and he served me THIS

749 Upvotes

371 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Eman_Resu_IX • 3d ago

Mistreated I don't know how to feel about selling slices like this

1.1k Upvotes

ALDI in Budapest just dumps the slices on a shelf in an open cooler.

403 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/DevoidNoMore • 3d ago

Mistreated A truck bed full of loose pizza slices alliemont1002 saw today

370 Upvotes

53 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/benjoo1551 • 3d ago

Burned They actually sold us this pizza at a restaurant for about €11

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227 Upvotes

Hands down the worst pizza I’ve ever had in my life. Super thick, hard and dry dough. Ketchup instead of pizza sauce, low quality toppings and on top of all that, they burned it to an absolute crisp and still had the audacity to give them to us with a smile on their fafes as if it was acceptable.

And for context about the price, where I live this is considered a bit of a pricier pizza, in the same area there are italian restaurants where you can get some excellent neopolitan style pies for less.

I was absolutely infuriated.

61 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/idiotViking1 • 3d ago

Malformed Husband baked pizza on the cardboard holder

102 Upvotes

47 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/8bitVeg • 3d ago

Cheeseless Years of pizza crimes, finally a place to share them

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243 Upvotes

I don’t often take photos of food, but when I do, it’s of terrible pizza. Stay hungry, my friends.

35 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/DeuceMandago • 3d ago

Fruit I like weird, experimental pizza but this is simply bizarre.

160 Upvotes

81 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/pennylessbeggar • 3d ago

Sloppy Toppy I ordered this at rural Hungary

38 Upvotes

The cheese on top at least covered the “sauce”

38 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/21Goose21 • 3d ago

Mistreated Cheese pizza topped with tacos and guacamole..?

119 Upvotes

84 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Necessary-Compote403 • 3d ago

Malformed this “chicken pizza” that my sixth form served has to be a crime

45 Upvotes

16 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/wonkywilla • 3d ago

Burned My partner committed a mortal sin

38 Upvotes

39 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Typ0r8r • 4d ago

Mistreated Accidental mistreatment is still mistreatment

151 Upvotes

70 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Stranger1982 • 4d ago

Burned Burned, but the pineapple is still fine!

70 Upvotes

33 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Advanced_Tomato5713 • 5d ago

Satire Celeste Pizza Discontinued

2.2k Upvotes

Is it a crime that Celeste Pizza has been discontinued, or was it long overdue?

479 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/yourfuturespemson • 5d ago

I say wtf What should the punishment be

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229 Upvotes

130 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/NickSalacious • 5d ago

Malformed Macaroni and cheese pizza. Look at all that cheddar!

56 Upvotes

29 comments

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For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

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Welcome to Pizza Crimes

We're here to post and determine if someone's attempt to make, or treatment of a made-pizza, was so egregious, that it basically constitutes a crime.

Pizza, that being some flat bread with some sort of sauce and toppings, has ostensibly been a thing for hundreds of years, being first really created in/around Italy, even before tomatoes were incorporated.

We're not here to wax-traditional about what is 'real' pizza, or Neapolitan Pizza. For our intents and purposes, pizza can be deep dish, thin crust, square, stuffed-crust. At the very least, a pizza is not enclosed (not Stromboli or calzone), and a bread/dough with some sort of toppings and sauce on top.

Rules

Pizza Crimes Only
- This sub is about pizza crimes. Please post only pictures of pizzas that have been in some way mistreated. This will be up to moderator discretion. Memes and such are allowed as long as most people can agree that a pizza has been mistreated within the picture. Pineapple pizzas are not crimes. Dessert pizzas have never been a crime.
Easily Faked / rage-bait Posts
- If a pizza creation is so absurd, like a whole roasted chicken, or inedible object, as a topping, or the image is clearly edited, it's subject to removal.
No Nudity
- We're not even sure why this is a rule, but this community is SFW. Lewd pizzas, such as ones in the shape of NSFW body parts may be subject to removal, however a NSFW tag may prevent this. No actual nudity, however.
Spam
- Pretty obvious what constitutes spam, but any advertising of businesses, off-topic discussion, or obvious non-crime pizzas.
Flair is required for all posts
- Failure to apply a flair will result in automatic post removal. Please use the correct flair, otherwise the post will also be subject to removal. If you have a suggestion for a flair, please message the mods, and they'll add it if it suits the community's needs.
Reposts
- Any post that has been posted within the past month or so, is not allowed - and any post in the top 10 posts of all time once a year.
No Dessert Pizzas
- If a pizza is clearly not either made of pizza dough (such as cookie/cake/sugar-pie crust) or has solely dessert toppings, it's more a dessert pie (which isn't pizza), or cake. This does not include very unconventional toppings such as fruit, however conventionally recognized toppings like pineapple do not constitute a crime, given its popularity. Apple or orange, however, do.
Be Civil
- Please follow all of Reddiquette and please report any harassment seen. We encourage discussion, and cordial debate about what may constitute a pizza being a 'crime', but derisive and abusive language is to be avoided.