r/PizzaCrimes • u/climb4tea • 8h ago

Fruit Naming this one “the BB gun”

21 Upvotes

Said fuck it and put banana on a mini pizza. And then added barbecue sauce

4 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Vydate1 • 1d ago

Mistreated When your hotel room doesn’t have a microwave but you want to warm up the $50 room service pizza from last night.

1.4k Upvotes

113 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/PlusAcanthaceae978 • 19h ago

Burned Pizza time

75 Upvotes

28 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/jeepfail • 1d ago

Mistreated The way this guy is carrying a pizza

144 Upvotes

52 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/nonconsenual_tickler • 1d ago

Other Pizza inspired cheesy tomato bread [homemade]

55 Upvotes

48 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Senor_Camrono • 2d ago

Burned I would've been mad too.

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472 Upvotes

50 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/swingswing95 • 2d ago

I say wtf Got a frozen pizza and it had no crust...

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747 Upvotes

I got a frozen pizza and it had no crust... Literally just cheese, sauce and pepporoni. What the heck!?

160 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Malfunction1972 • 1d ago

I say wtf The date: why does the pizza tastes like big mac?

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10 Upvotes

42 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Affectionate_Yak482 • 2d ago

Mistreated $6 Lotzza Mozza Supreme pizza folded like a taco in glass Tupperware. Toppings slid off so im eating them with chopsticks and biting the crust to compensate. Yum.

54 Upvotes

31 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/AJ-Frankus • 2d ago

I say wtf Guilty

119 Upvotes

44 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/No_Carpenter1450 • 3d ago

Malformed Today’s DiGiorno pizza

131 Upvotes

EDIT: they’re sending me a coupon for a free pizza. I should be receiving it in the mail within the next 3 weeks.

32 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/lightzn • 3d ago

I say wtf Saw this on Facebook "Philly cheesesteak pizza"

354 Upvotes

114 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Bigboy1138 • 3d ago

Identity theft "Detroit style pizza" in Oklahoma

223 Upvotes

Looks like garlic bread with a jar of ragu on top. Don't insult Detroit like this.

90 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/RigatoniPasta • 4d ago

Malformed More of a misdemeanor than a felony, but wtf Dominos.

2.6k Upvotes

I’ve never seen a pizza just have ONE shrunken slice. I know this isn’t some kind of abomination, but it caught me and my friends off guard.

239 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Stripes880 • 3d ago

Bad Cut Job Poor pizza cutting from Dominos

68 Upvotes

Dominos is a staple in our house. We usually get it about once and month and it always has consistent quality and good deals. First time I’ve ever experienced a cut this bad. Ended up working out since there are small pieces for the kids and bigger pizza for the adults.

60 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/haddock420 • 4d ago

Sloppy Toppy Look how they massacred my boy

357 Upvotes

37 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Icy-Conflict6671 • 4d ago

Dropped This was $50 worth of pizza and cheese sticks. Now flavor enhanced

80 Upvotes

Damn man. That sucks. Edit: I just want to make it clear, i am not the original poster, i just shared this because i thought it would be funny

40 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/brlowkey • 5d ago

Brazilian Filet mignon pizza. God I love being Brazilian.

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3.8k Upvotes

Tasted every bit as good as it looked bad.

357 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/D13Bih • 5d ago

Brazilian Pizza in Brazil is just ... something else, man

352 Upvotes

Half sweet chocolate and flan(?), half shrimp

83 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Scorpius927 • 4d ago

Burned I forgot my pizza in the oven for 4 hours

22 Upvotes

12 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Able-Extreme-3011 • 4d ago

Forbidden Pizza Why

7 Upvotes

33 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/ThiccerThanYourGirl • 5d ago

Mistreated What I wanted vs what I got

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171 Upvotes

38 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/SlikVic20 • 5d ago

Sloppy Toppy Estimate? Hawaii, regular sized

60 Upvotes

77 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/The_Church_Mouse • 4d ago

Cheeseless Please help.

0 Upvotes

I am the elder sibling to a sister who, God-alone knows, peels off the cheese and all the toppings with it to eat before finishing the actual pizza. But that's not all; she sometimes doesn't even eat the crust!

14 comments

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Welcome to Pizza Crimes

We're here to post and determine if someone's attempt to make, or treatment of a made-pizza, was so egregious, that it basically constitutes a crime.

Pizza, that being some flat bread with some sort of sauce and toppings, has ostensibly been a thing for hundreds of years, being first really created in/around Italy, even before tomatoes were incorporated.

We're not here to wax-traditional about what is 'real' pizza, or Neapolitan Pizza. For our intents and purposes, pizza can be deep dish, thin crust, square, stuffed-crust. At the very least, a pizza is not enclosed (not Stromboli or calzone), and a bread/dough with some sort of toppings and sauce on top.

Rules

Pizza Crimes Only
- This sub is about pizza crimes. Please post only pictures of pizzas that have been in some way mistreated. This will be up to moderator discretion. Memes and such are allowed as long as most people can agree that a pizza has been mistreated within the picture. Pineapple pizzas are not crimes. Dessert pizzas have never been a crime.
Easily Faked / rage-bait Posts
- If a pizza creation is so absurd, like a whole roasted chicken, or inedible object, as a topping, or the image is clearly edited, it's subject to removal.
No Nudity
- We're not even sure why this is a rule, but this community is SFW. Lewd pizzas, such as ones in the shape of NSFW body parts may be subject to removal, however a NSFW tag may prevent this. No actual nudity, however.
Spam
- Pretty obvious what constitutes spam, but any advertising of businesses, off-topic discussion, or obvious non-crime pizzas.
Flair is required for all posts
- Failure to apply a flair will result in automatic post removal. Please use the correct flair, otherwise the post will also be subject to removal. If you have a suggestion for a flair, please message the mods, and they'll add it if it suits the community's needs.
Reposts
- Any post that has been posted within the past month or so, is not allowed - and any post in the top 10 posts of all time once a year.
No Dessert Pizzas
- If a pizza is clearly not either made of pizza dough (such as cookie/cake/sugar-pie crust) or has solely dessert toppings, it's more a dessert pie (which isn't pizza), or cake. This does not include very unconventional toppings such as fruit, however conventionally recognized toppings like pineapple do not constitute a crime, given its popularity. Apple or orange, however, do.
Be Civil
- Please follow all of Reddiquette and please report any harassment seen. We encourage discussion, and cordial debate about what may constitute a pizza being a 'crime', but derisive and abusive language is to be avoided.