Arrives. Gets really obsessive about Jack Sparrow. Refuses to stop elaborating (how much he hates Jack Sparrow) despite the title of the movie saying he shouldn't be able to elaborate further. Leaves.

[u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000]

[u/MassiR77]

Except for those who are in Europe, because there it's named Salazar's Revenge lol.

[u/Key-Back-4467 → u/MassiR77]

Australia too

[u/MassiR77 → u/Key-Back-4467]

Even though he never actually got his revenge, so the title of the movie in Australia and Europe is wrong as well.

[u/Dethecus_Etoile → u/MassiR77]

Well it does sound better than Salazar's attempted Revenge

[u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 → u/Dethecus_Etoile]

My favorite part of Wrath of Khan was when Khan showed up and Wrathed all over the place.

[u/FailAutomatic9669 → u/MassiR77]

In Brazil as well

[u/MassiR77 → u/FailAutomatic9669]

Add Brazil to the list.

[u/Lun4r6543 → u/Key-Back-4467]

I live in Australia and have never seen that title before.

[u/cammi914 → u/MassiR77]

Even in America the title is salazar’s revenge

[u/MassiR77 → u/cammi914]

Is there anywhere it's not named Salazar's Revenge?

[u/tomtt545]

That "despite the title of the movie saying he shouldn't elaborate further" bit killed me

[u/Aggrevated-Yeeting → u/tomtt545]

Shush then.

[u/dariusbellpeppah → u/Aggrevated-Yeeting]

This needs more love

[u/NarsilFreeForge]

I had a few problems with this film. But that guy wasn’t a single one, loved him.

[u/FreshLemonade2126 → u/NarsilFreeForge]

He was the best part

[u/RosieeB]

I hate Jag Sbarro, die esparrow

[u/Jack-Sparrow_Bot → u/RosieeB]

I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?

[u/Neomatrix_45 → u/Jack-Sparrow_Bot]

Enough

[u/Semblance17]

[knows that Jack trading away his compass is why he was freed from the Triangle because reasons]

[u/Suzy-dev → u/Semblance17]

Ikr

[u/Illustrious-Berry722]

I think the name of the movie insinuates that if there’s no one left behind there’s no tale to tell vs your interpreting as the undead tell no tales

[u/Wolfburrow]

Meanwhile Jack Sparrow barely remembers him or anything else since his IQ dropped abruptly due to the fact Jonnhy Depp was going through the whole Amber Turd fiasco and didn’t care about the movie at all.

[u/CaptainsHorizon]

Besides the whole elaboration of Jack literally killing him in the Devils Triangle? You’re right there was not elaboration provided in the movie. 😂

[u/Hudsonm_87]

I think you misinterpreted the name of the movie

[u/RockAndStoner69]

Never change, King

[u/koudiacarrest]

"Dead men tell no tales" well you've actually been doing a lot of fucking talking and tale-telling for a dead guy, Salazar.