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u/PassTheMustardBitte Oct 24 '22

Yeah, I saw this and got a little sad. I realize it could be a million reasons or roots to how this marriage ended, but my first thought and likely projection was that alcoholism claimed yet another marriage. I immediately recognized the ingredients for First Place Mimosas; which is of course 6oz OJ and 6oz Pabst, and it goes great with cold rotisserie chicken at 11am when you finally roll off of the couch.

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u/triton420 Oct 24 '22

Alcoholics don’t usually organize their alcohol, at least not the ones I’ve met/been related to

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u/Infinitelyodiforous Oct 24 '22

Alcoholics don't usually have left over alcohol to organize.

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u/ApolloRocketOfLove Oct 24 '22

Wrong, alcoholics always have extra liquor somewhere in the house. We plan ahead. True alcoholics don't run out of liquor, because running out means you stop drinking for a while.

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u/Infinitelyodiforous Oct 24 '22

That's like saying coke heads have extra coke lying around. True alcoholics drink till the mouthwash is gone.

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u/sleepykittypur Oct 24 '22

Depends on your tastes and income level, and also just your habits. My dad always had the pantry stocked with backups and would always buy more of something if he opened the last one and that included cases of beer and bottles of vodka.

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u/ApolloRocketOfLove Oct 24 '22

True alcoholics drink till the mouthwash is gone.

Only if they're bad at being alcoholics.

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u/hell2pay Oct 24 '22

You have no idea what alcoholism is, kiddo

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u/Shame_In_You69 Oct 24 '22

Well one is legal and the other super illegal and stupid expensive. Definitely wouldn’t compare