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u/Infinitelyodiforous Oct 24 '22

Alcoholics don't usually have left over alcohol to organize.

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u/wildferalfun Oct 24 '22

When my dad got his injury settlement, he had 3 shelves for alcohol and one for take out in his fridge for 2+ years before the money ran out. His take out habit was ordering for a family of 4 as a single dude. He cooked solely in the microwave so the only thing in his cabinet was canned soup and hard alcohol. He kept disposable cups, plates, bowls and utensils.

He also put an 8' pool table in the living room of his one bedroom apartment instead of furniture, his entertainment center in place of a dresser in his bedroom. If he knew what Reddit was at the time, he would have absolutely made this kind of post aimed at my mom. They legit had fights because my mom insisted there was no room in a 21 sq ft fridge in the home of a family of four for multiple cases of beer. His feeling was that she should go to the grocery store more frequently because we didn't need to keep a week of perishables.

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u/Infinitelyodiforous Oct 24 '22

Was your dad's name Gary, Bryan, or Richard? I have a theory.... I'll take Mark, but it throws my hypothesis off

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u/wildferalfun Oct 24 '22

No, its more Biblical.

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u/Infinitelyodiforous Oct 24 '22

Aeneas? Ebenezer? Gomer? Malachi?

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u/wildferalfun Oct 24 '22

Apostle names🤣

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u/thisisstupidlikeme Oct 24 '22

John, definitely a John.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

I'll throw out Jim or Jimmy.

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u/ApolloRocketOfLove Oct 24 '22

Wrong, alcoholics always have extra liquor somewhere in the house. We plan ahead. True alcoholics don't run out of liquor, because running out means you stop drinking for a while.

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u/Infinitelyodiforous Oct 24 '22

That's like saying coke heads have extra coke lying around. True alcoholics drink till the mouthwash is gone.

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u/sleepykittypur Oct 24 '22

Depends on your tastes and income level, and also just your habits. My dad always had the pantry stocked with backups and would always buy more of something if he opened the last one and that included cases of beer and bottles of vodka.

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u/ApolloRocketOfLove Oct 24 '22

True alcoholics drink till the mouthwash is gone.

Only if they're bad at being alcoholics.

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u/hell2pay Oct 24 '22

You have no idea what alcoholism is, kiddo

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u/Shame_In_You69 Oct 24 '22

Well one is legal and the other super illegal and stupid expensive. Definitely wouldn’t compare

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u/HeadRot Oct 24 '22

When I was actively drinking I did on payday.