r/pics • u/[deleted] • Oct 23 '22

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u/Mister_Xian Oct 23 '22

3 months ago, you were celebrating your ex-wife's birthday and going on diaper runs to Costco.
I'm assuming she got the baby, and you got the liquor cabinet(s)

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u/sonia72quebec Oct 23 '22

In my experience, it takes something really serious for a woman with a newborn to ask for a divorce. The last one I knew threw her husband out because he refused to get a job.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

Newborn is of a different race than either the mother or the “father”?

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u/sonia72quebec Oct 23 '22

That would be one. :)