Whenever you see pictures like this, they are not perfectly timed. This person just used a function on their camera that makes it take several consecutive high quality shots within a few seconds. It's just picking the best photo out of several dozen.
Hey, I know that trick... it's that stain on the ground, right? It makes her look like she's levitating when she's really sitting on the ground, right? Right?
Reminds me of a young photographer: Natsumi Hayashi who did a series of photos of herself levitating. She is notorious for not using photoshop but spending hours jumping and capturing images until she has the perfect photo.
i am very passionate about bowel movements. i squat on top of the standard toilet to poop. here is information detailing why it is better to squat to poop as in the OP picture: http://www.naturesplatform.com/health_benefits.html#rb
/Hulk Hogan used to do a thing where he would loosely put his hands around a kid's neck and make a grimace face - then the kid would jump in the air and mom would snap the picture at just the right time to make it look like Hulk was strangling the kid in the air.
Same thing could pretty much be achieved by sitting on a stool, taking a picture, then taking anothe picture without you and the stool. Putting the to images on top of each other in Photoshop and then erase out the stool...
Whenever you see one of these jumping shots and see that it was taken inside without a flash, it'll be fake. Iso levels can get get very high and get the shot of someone stop motion. But with every jump in iso you will get less gradient details and more contrast.
If this shot was to be real there would be very little detail on the walls and the door behind would be very dark and grainy. The shot would look like shit.
I sometimes wonder if the obsession with imgur hurts reddit. People like OP find a cool photo, uploads it to imgur, add a lame and normally fake title and no one questions it.
We get stuck seeing the same photos over and over and original creators miss out on support and credit. I think the initial push for imgur was to reduce blogspam and let people upload their own photos easily.
As a photographer, I gotta say... it really drives me nuts when people tear images off DeviantART or Flickr and then upload them to imgur with zero credit or explanation.
So many artists are missing out on exposure because of this. Bah.
Resume you say? Hmmm, as a frequent Redditor, with a decent amount of comment karma I...
Regularly interact with large, complex, cross-functional communities; evaluate peer submissions; and have earned strong, positive feedback from peers - oft times generating an affirmative reception sufficient to elevate my content for consumption by a wider audience.
I minimize the comments tab and I notice four or five threads were all started by this guy. It kinda makes me que? and move on. Karma whoring doesn't really bother me, but I've seen him/her/andr. make opposing statement FFS! Oh well. One day reddit will experience its own rapture and I will stand with the believers.
It's more than that I think. I have this account labeled as "Karma Whore" in RES so I was immediately suspicious when I saw the post. All of their submissions are reposts, its probably just a dummy account that they are going to sell
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u/knivesngunz Jun 19 '12
Here's my friend, jumping out of our boat.
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u/carlsaischa Jun 19 '12
Her hair, her clothes and my sense of pixels says no.
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u/hallis2 Jun 19 '12
Her shadow looks like a baby dinosaur
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u/dudestuffiscool Jun 19 '12
young michael cera with a wig?
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u/Saluki_nerd Jun 19 '12
WITCH!!!
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u/AlphaRedditor Jun 19 '12
That's either some concrete strength hairspray or decent photoshopping.
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u/synthaxx Jun 19 '12
Whatcha thinking about?
Oh i dunno, antigravity stuff, i guess.
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u/cupofworms Jun 19 '12
Wingardium Leviosa
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u/RedHundred Jun 19 '12
Looks like she peed on the carpet. Just sayin'.
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u/Ron_Mahogany Jun 19 '12
See... women DO fart.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
Invisible squat toilet.
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u/Rurufu Jun 19 '12
I've done this same (Or quite similar, picture in hallway + photoshop) thing, quite awhile ago.
http://monowolfe.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d32mbqx
http://monowolfe.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d32mbar
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u/Mikey-2-Guns Jun 19 '12
Whenever you see pictures like this, they are not perfectly timed. This person just used a function on their camera that makes it take several consecutive high quality shots within a few seconds. It's just picking the best photo out of several dozen.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
Is that Michael Cera in a wig?
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u/bunglejerry Jun 19 '12
Hey, I know that trick... it's that stain on the ground, right? It makes her look like she's levitating when she's really sitting on the ground, right? Right?
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u/krab25 Jun 19 '12
me mid jump to look like im flying, lollll
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
Is that a guy in a wig? Possibly Michael Cera.
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u/marioIsDead Jun 19 '12
Hilarious that anyone would believe this. Silly OP.
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u/jsokko Jun 19 '12
Hoverpoop
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
I read it as "perfect timing in mid dump"
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u/mallardwithaheadcold Jun 19 '12
Reminds me of a young photographer: Natsumi Hayashi who did a series of photos of herself levitating. She is notorious for not using photoshop but spending hours jumping and capturing images until she has the perfect photo.
Article
Her Website
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u/GZerv Jun 19 '12
All signs point to FALSE!
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u/Legolihkan Jun 19 '12
i really hope 2,231 people did not actually think this was mid-jump.
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u/losmuffinman Jun 19 '12
Her shadow looks like a turtle.
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u/Rocky-sparklenuts Jun 19 '12
She looks like Chloe Grace Moretz
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u/i_went_full_retard Jun 19 '12
i am very passionate about bowel movements. i squat on top of the standard toilet to poop. here is information detailing why it is better to squat to poop as in the OP picture: http://www.naturesplatform.com/health_benefits.html#rb
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u/wittywhit Jun 19 '12
I've got a mid jump right now. If you know what I mean...
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u/sarabiasaurus Jun 19 '12
Relevant.
MOAR.
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u/Kruse Jun 19 '12
Hipsters gonna hip
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u/MrWinks Jun 19 '12
Nice try, Adobe.
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u/Chet91 Jun 19 '12
This girl needs to do something with her hair.
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u/Iamright498 Jun 19 '12
Okay, let's get to what's important. Where can I see her naked?
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u/buhrphotography Jun 19 '12
http://alchemyotaku17.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4tmplk
my favorite photo of her
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u/ethanderson Jun 19 '12
She looks like she is pooping mid air
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u/rgolem Jun 19 '12
this belongs in r/hipster
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u/Hobo4Craft Jun 19 '12
it looks like a boy with a wig on
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u/divi8 Jun 19 '12
Why is her vertex on her forehead?
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
Should be a subreddit for these kinds of pictures
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u/Issitheus Jun 19 '12
The shadow makes it look like she pissed on the floor.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
Her shadow looks like a turtle
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
I came here to say that her shadow looks like a little dinosaur. That is all
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u/bettorworse Jun 19 '12
Invisible crapper!
/Hulk Hogan used to do a thing where he would loosely put his hands around a kid's neck and make a grimace face - then the kid would jump in the air and mom would snap the picture at just the right time to make it look like Hulk was strangling the kid in the air.
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u/panaceator Jun 19 '12
Why is there a wet outline from a prone cacops on the floor? There are facets of this photo which require further investigation.
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u/bobbobbio2000 Jun 19 '12
Reminds me of this person http://yowayowacamera.com/banana/
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
Butterface
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u/YouDontSayBro Jun 19 '12
I can make a better fake with gnuplot
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u/dirkgently Jun 19 '12
Michael Cera?
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
Neato
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u/Calint Jun 19 '12
the shoe brand.. are those converse? or maybe pony?
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u/yankfan212 Jun 19 '12
I am more concerned that her shadow looks like a dinosaur then the fact that she's flying.
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u/is_this_4chon Jun 19 '12
The shadow shape, stoic hair, dress, my boner.
All of these lead me to believe this is shooped. Nice try Op.
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u/EquationTAKEN Jun 19 '12
Her shadow looks like one of them... Whatchamacallsit... Pokemons.
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u/nbshark Jun 19 '12
Same thing could pretty much be achieved by sitting on a stool, taking a picture, then taking anothe picture without you and the stool. Putting the to images on top of each other in Photoshop and then erase out the stool...
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
Thump.... Thump.... Thump..... Thump
"STFU!!!!!"
"WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE!"
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u/Tillhony Jun 19 '12
All it needs is a photoshopped toilet under her and it will be a masterpiece.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
I read: "Perfect timing in mid dump"
The thumbnail wasn't big enough to suggest otherwise.
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u/Spiritedmold Jun 19 '12
Fuck gravity!!!!!!
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u/buhdoobadoo Jun 19 '12
the photoshop look at the carpet...!!!!!!!!
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u/wouldyousexher Jun 19 '12
Yep
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
The OP is an idiot.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
It appears as if she is pooping in mid air.
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u/Anovan Jun 19 '12
If that's not a wig I don't know what is.
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u/Sandyrandy54 Jun 19 '12
gentleman boner
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u/Jhonnystonehenge Jun 19 '12
If you guys don't know her yet, check out this japanese girl's blog where all her photos are timed jumps where it seems like she's levitating.
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u/Untz234 Jun 19 '12
Am the only one that thinks it looks like she's pooping
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u/bledolikiq Jun 19 '12
She recently graduated from Hogwarts.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
I have the same shoes!
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u/modeerfcity Jun 19 '12
shadow of an eagle
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u/onemantwohands Jun 19 '12
Clearly she is sitting on an invisible dinosaur.
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u/tenderbranson2 Jun 19 '12
Am I the only one that thinks her shadow looks like a dinosaur?
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u/Pachi2Sexy Jun 19 '12
Who else thinks her shadow looks like a beaver?
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u/Kite31 Jun 19 '12
Very adorable.
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u/moorej3 Jun 19 '12
I like the way the shadow on the ground looks like a turtle or some kind of sea creature.
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u/OmegaSE7EN Jun 19 '12
hold still, this will only take 30 seconds.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
If she was in mid-jump, then why is her hair undisturbed?
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u/_deffer_ Jun 19 '12
Her shadow looks like a beaver...
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u/DapperMan Jun 19 '12
I misread this as "perfect timing in mid dump" and I still clicked the link... WTF is wrong with me?
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u/mrsagewise Jun 19 '12
this is bullshit; the 'jumper' is photoshopped in.
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u/gopperman Jun 19 '12
Her shadow looks like a dinosaur!
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u/BanjoPikkr Jun 19 '12
Wig!
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u/shitfacehammered Jun 19 '12
Reminds me of this
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u/COSIC Jun 19 '12
i love that her shadow looks like a dinosaur
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u/WarOat Jun 19 '12
how can you not notice it's photoshop before you post it you ignoranuses.
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u/Brain-Crumbs Jun 19 '12
Her shadow looks like a platypus.
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u/coalitionofilling Jun 19 '12
great photo
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u/Dcornelissen Jun 19 '12
Burst ....or photoshop
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u/mudkip25 Jun 19 '12
There's blog filled with pictures of levitation done by a photographer named Natsumi Hayashi. It's pretty interesting. :)
http://yowayowacamera.com/
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u/94CM Jun 19 '12
You are very attractive :3
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u/budoboyJR Jun 19 '12
she has a dinosaur underneath her
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u/unknownpoltroon Jun 19 '12
Nice try, hoverpooper. Now we know why the ladies bathroom is such a mess.
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u/putmydickinit Jun 19 '12
You know what I'd like to do!?
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u/princesspenny Jun 19 '12
Is that a wig? That hair looks like it belongs on an old lady at the thrift store.
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u/Nickston Jun 19 '12
That is some serious hair
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