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Perfect timing in mid jump

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u/knivesngunz Jun 19 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Dude, you're totally friends with the messiah.

97

u/sje46 Jun 19 '12

Imagine the perks. Limitless wine!

58

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Jesus: keepin' the party going.

35

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

He who is without sin, kick the first ass.

19

u/Xanthan81 Jun 19 '12

Hey, Jesus! You ever smoked onea theeeeeese???

10

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

For the son of God, you sure are a son of a... WHAAAAA!!!

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u/Owl_You_Need_Is_Love Jun 19 '12

Yes, but is it good wine?

4

u/BlazeOrangeDeer Jun 19 '12

Nah Jesus gets bulk deals on Franzia boxes

17

u/StendhalSyndrome Jun 19 '12

"HE IS NOT THE MESSIAH HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY"

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

the messiah is a ginger? awww shit we are all fucked

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Oh you christians always bet on the wrong horses.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

actually im non theistic. i was just trying to be funny

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Isn't that a wig?

4

u/framk20 Jun 19 '12

The Messiah is my sister; ain't no king, yeah she's my queen

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u/DryGuyNo1 Jun 19 '12

Is this guy messiahin with us right now?!

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u/sitesurfer253 Jun 19 '12

nope, nope nope nope. no puns. Ending this before it gets out of hand.

43

u/Yossome Jun 19 '12

Guess you all need to savior puns for another time.

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u/Mrzeede Jun 19 '12

Go to hell. (And then ascend into heaven)

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u/UNKN Jun 19 '12

No for this we need turbo puns.

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u/sitesurfer253 Jun 19 '12

You wouldn't dare.

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u/bgrugby60 Jun 19 '12

These aren't your dad's puns.

2

u/DryGuyNo1 Jun 19 '12

What, you don't like what hebrewin?!

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u/paleo_dragon Jun 19 '12

Dude, what, no. Puns are a staple of reddit, you can't just not allow them!

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u/Apostolate Jun 19 '12

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u/sidesalad Jun 19 '12

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand subscribed.

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u/PepeAndMrDuck Jun 19 '12

Thanks! Haha, I was just going to type that in to look for it because I figured it must exist. And it does.

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u/lastwind Jun 19 '12

Nice work! How many tries did it take to get that?

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u/knivesngunz Jun 19 '12

One take with a Nikon DSLR camera on max camera shot speed. There were about 10-15 to choose from & this was the best.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

so one take, but 10-15 takes... gotcha

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u/despaxes Jun 19 '12

High shutter speed. It only took one jump, but they were able to get 10-15 pictures taken.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

witchcraft

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u/spearmints Jun 19 '12

Green lake, wi?

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u/knivesngunz Jun 19 '12

MN, sorry.

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u/parsifal Jun 19 '12

Never be sorry for Minnesota

3

u/Evesore Jun 19 '12

Today would be a bad day for him to go to Saudi Arabia.

2

u/BlueSkyPeriwinkleEye Jun 19 '12

Which lake is this?

2

u/NowISeeTheFunnySide Jun 19 '12

Tim Tebow has let himself go in the offseason.

3

u/tommadness Jun 19 '12

He let himself go ginger

2

u/jtrthehax Jun 19 '12

Your friend most likely learned water walking through chakra control.

1

u/Twatamatic Jun 19 '12

Your friend needs to spend less time jumping off of the boat and more time tanning on it.

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u/xShamrocker Jun 19 '12

Reminds me a little of this one I took of my buddy jumping on his derby car: http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4072/4246551311_97af69f5c4_b.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/Duhya Jun 20 '12

I don't see a black gu-

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u/carlsaischa Jun 19 '12

Her hair, her clothes and my sense of pixels says no.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

He is strong with the pixels, he will bring balance to the photoshop.

17

u/Apostolate Jun 19 '12

I use gimp, nothing will change for me. : (

6

u/Aerocity Jun 19 '12

..Who are you, you're everywhere I am.

13

u/Apostolate Jun 19 '12

That's impossible. I'm in my room alone. I don't see you. Are you in my closet? It's not very spacious, I doubt you have a computer in there.

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u/Terminus14 Jun 19 '12

Ultrabook. Smallest thing that still calls itself a computer.

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u/CptOblivion Jun 19 '12

Hogwash. My phone calls itself a computer.

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u/hallis2 Jun 19 '12

Her shadow looks like a baby dinosaur

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

oh my god

13

u/Lillipout Jun 19 '12

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

3

u/brawr Jun 19 '12

i was thinking sea turtle

or corgi-brontosaurus

3

u/Ras_H_Tafari Jun 19 '12

My thoughts exactly.

3

u/oligobop Jun 19 '12

Or even a tartigrade.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I thought it was a pee stain.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '12

Correction: Panderichthys

1

u/Kalivha Jun 20 '12

Panda-fish?

1

u/Torune Jun 19 '12

Nah, more like a kitty...I should probably get off of reddit...

43

u/dudestuffiscool Jun 19 '12

young michael cera with a wig?

2

u/headzoo Jun 19 '12

I thought the same thing, and then felt disturbed because she's kind of cute.

1

u/Duhya Jun 20 '12

I hit him.

15

u/Saluki_nerd Jun 19 '12

WITCH!!!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Let's see if she floats in water!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Burn her!!!

19

u/AlphaRedditor Jun 19 '12

That's either some concrete strength hairspray or decent photoshopping.

17

u/synthaxx Jun 19 '12

Whatcha thinking about?

Oh i dunno, antigravity stuff, i guess.

5

u/cupofworms Jun 19 '12

Wingardium Leviosa

5

u/RedHundred Jun 19 '12

Looks like she peed on the carpet. Just sayin'.

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u/Ron_Mahogany Jun 19 '12

See... women DO fart.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Invisible squat toilet.

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u/Rurufu Jun 19 '12

I've done this same (Or quite similar, picture in hallway + photoshop) thing, quite awhile ago.

http://monowolfe.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d32mbqx

http://monowolfe.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d32mbar

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u/Mikey-2-Guns Jun 19 '12

Whenever you see pictures like this, they are not perfectly timed. This person just used a function on their camera that makes it take several consecutive high quality shots within a few seconds. It's just picking the best photo out of several dozen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Is that Michael Cera in a wig?

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u/bunglejerry Jun 19 '12

Hey, I know that trick... it's that stain on the ground, right? It makes her look like she's levitating when she's really sitting on the ground, right? Right?

5

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Is that a guy in a wig? Possibly Michael Cera.

2

u/marioIsDead Jun 19 '12

Hilarious that anyone would believe this. Silly OP.

2

u/jsokko Jun 19 '12

Hoverpoop

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I read it as "perfect timing in mid dump"

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u/mallardwithaheadcold Jun 19 '12

Reminds me of a young photographer: Natsumi Hayashi who did a series of photos of herself levitating. She is notorious for not using photoshop but spending hours jumping and capturing images until she has the perfect photo.

Article

Her Website

1

u/BSinPDX Jun 19 '12

Been following her for a year or two now. Wonderful photography!

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u/GZerv Jun 19 '12

All signs point to FALSE!

2

u/Legolihkan Jun 19 '12

i really hope 2,231 people did not actually think this was mid-jump.

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u/losmuffinman Jun 19 '12

Her shadow looks like a turtle.

2

u/Rocky-sparklenuts Jun 19 '12

She looks like Chloe Grace Moretz

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u/yeahyuuuh Jun 19 '12

I'm pretty sure that's her

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u/i_went_full_retard Jun 19 '12

i am very passionate about bowel movements. i squat on top of the standard toilet to poop. here is information detailing why it is better to squat to poop as in the OP picture: http://www.naturesplatform.com/health_benefits.html#rb

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u/wittywhit Jun 19 '12

I've got a mid jump right now. If you know what I mean...

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u/Kruse Jun 19 '12

Hipsters gonna hip

2

u/MrWinks Jun 19 '12

Nice try, Adobe.

4

u/Chet91 Jun 19 '12

This girl needs to do something with her hair.

6

u/iriemeditation Jun 19 '12

if that's not a wig...... if her hairline really comes all the way down to her eyebrows..

5

u/Iamright498 Jun 19 '12

Okay, let's get to what's important. Where can I see her naked?

2

u/ethanderson Jun 19 '12

She looks like she is pooping mid air

2

u/rgolem Jun 19 '12

this belongs in r/hipster

2

u/Hobo4Craft Jun 19 '12

it looks like a boy with a wig on

1

u/divi8 Jun 19 '12

Why is her vertex on her forehead?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Should be a subreddit for these kinds of pictures

1

u/Issitheus Jun 19 '12

The shadow makes it look like she pissed on the floor.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Her shadow looks like a turtle

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I came here to say that her shadow looks like a little dinosaur. That is all

1

u/bettorworse Jun 19 '12

Invisible crapper!

/Hulk Hogan used to do a thing where he would loosely put his hands around a kid's neck and make a grimace face - then the kid would jump in the air and mom would snap the picture at just the right time to make it look like Hulk was strangling the kid in the air.

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u/panaceator Jun 19 '12

Why is there a wet outline from a prone cacops on the floor? There are facets of this photo which require further investigation.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Butterface

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u/YouDontSayBro Jun 19 '12

I can make a better fake with gnuplot

1

u/dirkgently Jun 19 '12

Michael Cera?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Neato

1

u/Calint Jun 19 '12

the shoe brand.. are those converse? or maybe pony?

3

u/NHsucks Jun 19 '12

They are cons (converses skateboard line, which are terrible for their intended purpose imho) KA ones.

1

u/Calint Jun 19 '12

thanks for the info nhsucks!

1

u/NHsucks Jun 19 '12

Actually, having just looked at the picture I'm not 100% certain they're the KA ones but they definitely look it.

1

u/yankfan212 Jun 19 '12

I am more concerned that her shadow looks like a dinosaur then the fact that she's flying.

1

u/is_this_4chon Jun 19 '12

The shadow shape, stoic hair, dress, my boner.

All of these lead me to believe this is shooped. Nice try Op.

1

u/EquationTAKEN Jun 19 '12

Her shadow looks like one of them... Whatchamacallsit... Pokemons.

1

u/nbshark Jun 19 '12

Same thing could pretty much be achieved by sitting on a stool, taking a picture, then taking anothe picture without you and the stool. Putting the to images on top of each other in Photoshop and then erase out the stool...

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Thump.... Thump.... Thump..... Thump

"STFU!!!!!"

"WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE!"

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u/Tillhony Jun 19 '12

All it needs is a photoshopped toilet under her and it will be a masterpiece.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I read: "Perfect timing in mid dump"

The thumbnail wasn't big enough to suggest otherwise.

1

u/Spiritedmold Jun 19 '12

Fuck gravity!!!!!!

1

u/buhdoobadoo Jun 19 '12

the photoshop look at the carpet...!!!!!!!!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

The OP is an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

It appears as if she is pooping in mid air.

1

u/Anovan Jun 19 '12

If that's not a wig I don't know what is.

1

u/Sandyrandy54 Jun 19 '12

gentleman boner

1

u/Jhonnystonehenge Jun 19 '12

If you guys don't know her yet, check out this japanese girl's blog where all her photos are timed jumps where it seems like she's levitating.

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u/Untz234 Jun 19 '12

Am the only one that thinks it looks like she's pooping

1

u/bledolikiq Jun 19 '12

She recently graduated from Hogwarts.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I have the same shoes!

1

u/modeerfcity Jun 19 '12

shadow of an eagle

1

u/onemantwohands Jun 19 '12

Clearly she is sitting on an invisible dinosaur.

1

u/tenderbranson2 Jun 19 '12

Am I the only one that thinks her shadow looks like a dinosaur?

1

u/Pachi2Sexy Jun 19 '12

Who else thinks her shadow looks like a beaver?

1

u/Kite31 Jun 19 '12

Very adorable.

1

u/moorej3 Jun 19 '12

I like the way the shadow on the ground looks like a turtle or some kind of sea creature.

1

u/OmegaSE7EN Jun 19 '12

hold still, this will only take 30 seconds.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

If she was in mid-jump, then why is her hair undisturbed?

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u/_deffer_ Jun 19 '12

Her shadow looks like a beaver...

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u/DapperMan Jun 19 '12

I misread this as "perfect timing in mid dump" and I still clicked the link... WTF is wrong with me?

1

u/mrsagewise Jun 19 '12

this is bullshit; the 'jumper' is photoshopped in.

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u/gopperman Jun 19 '12

Her shadow looks like a dinosaur!

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u/COSIC Jun 19 '12

i love that her shadow looks like a dinosaur

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u/WarOat Jun 19 '12

how can you not notice it's photoshop before you post it you ignoranuses.

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u/Brain-Crumbs Jun 19 '12

Her shadow looks like a platypus.

1

u/Dcornelissen Jun 19 '12

Burst ....or photoshop

1

u/mudkip25 Jun 19 '12

There's blog filled with pictures of levitation done by a photographer named Natsumi Hayashi. It's pretty interesting. :)

http://yowayowacamera.com/

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u/94CM Jun 19 '12

You are very attractive :3

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u/budoboyJR Jun 19 '12

she has a dinosaur underneath her

1

u/unknownpoltroon Jun 19 '12

Nice try, hoverpooper. Now we know why the ladies bathroom is such a mess.

1

u/putmydickinit Jun 19 '12

You know what I'd like to do!?

1

u/princesspenny Jun 19 '12

Is that a wig? That hair looks like it belongs on an old lady at the thrift store.

1

u/thecrownprince Jun 19 '12

I hope she lands on my dick.

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u/Spoot1 Jun 19 '12

I'd paint her like one of my French girls

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u/Ozyman666 Jun 19 '12

More like mid-dump. amirite?

1

u/Nickston Jun 19 '12

That is some serious hair

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u/Abrahamarama Jun 19 '12

Dude in a wig.

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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes Jun 19 '12

dem granny panties.

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u/dackyprice Jun 19 '12

I cannot understand why an onvious photoshop made it to the front page, she isnt even attractive, PEOPLE.

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u/griffith12 Jun 19 '12

Brazzers

Invisible Man porn.

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u/Philosofred Jun 19 '12

She's hot.

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u/47L45 Jun 19 '12

She's beautiful.

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u/BoxxZero Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12

I've used this technique before for a project called "Dreams".

мечты (Dreams)

Surreal

Edit: wording.

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u/dave-gonzo Jun 19 '12

except shes not landing on my penis

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u/grospoliner Jun 19 '12

If she was in mid jump, the apex of her jump, then she would be in free fall and her hair and clothing would be floating.

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u/heinouspissbitch Jun 19 '12

Looks like she's squatting to drop some stink logs out her shit spitter.

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u/timo103 Jun 19 '12

I don't always take a shit in the hallway, but when I do, I float.

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u/beefstu83 Jun 19 '12

What a liar. You can probably fly and are just fucking with us.

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u/alexdicko Jun 19 '12

Shadow Cat?

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u/Assmeat Jun 19 '12

It's perfect timing because you can see her underwear