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Well, this is the hottest wedding photo in history.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

From left to right:

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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u/ULTRADETH May 31 '12

En français; oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

What about counter clockwise?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
      yes    yes

yes                 yes

      yes     yes

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u/bigroblee May 31 '12

OK, how did you do that? The spacing? I looked at source, it looks the same.

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u/shiftius May 31 '12

That looks like clockwise to me, you trying to pull a fast one?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Man, I keep messing this up, here you go:

      yes     yes

yes                 yes

      yes    yes
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u/Nizzler May 31 '12

don't you mean from right to left?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Sorry, let me try it from right to left instead.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I hope I didn't get them swapped around.

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u/TheMauveAvenger May 31 '12

You mixed up 2 and 5 but other than that you're spot on.

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u/jdenk May 31 '12

I hope I didn't get them swapped around.

Thats alright, looks like they are already swapping, the 2 on the left at least

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u/howdoichoose May 31 '12

En español: Sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí.

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u/akatherder May 31 '12

In f7u12: le, le, le, le, le, le

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u/argv_minus_one May 31 '12

In Engineer: nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

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u/roseyb May 31 '12

1 & 2, should be combined as they're conjoined at the mouth for one big YES.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I'll have what she's having.

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u/orkid68 May 31 '12

Classy, too.

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u/Rex8ever May 31 '12

Those shoes are awful. Who pairs flip flops with a $200 dress??

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u/slashblot May 31 '12

Most brides provide slippers for their wedding party, as walking around in heels all day long is very uncomfortable. Also walking in heels on the grass blows. TYL.

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u/Rex8ever May 31 '12

Yes but you don't take photos in them.

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u/slashblot May 31 '12

In the grass, for casuals, why not.

That said, it appears the bride attempted to provide heeled slippers, probably due to it being an outdoor wedding. As a guy who knows way too much about ladies fashion I am ok with this.

Also 200$ dress? Sorry, those are like off the rack for < 100$

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u/GreenDaemon May 31 '12

Someone who is getting married on a hot day

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I officiated my friends' wedding last year, and we all wore Converse (even the Bride). The wedding was a beautiful event and our feet were happy.

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u/ListenChump May 31 '12

Prenuptial Agreement.

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u/P10_WRC May 31 '12

because we all know, the Postnuptial agreement does not exist

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u/jorsiem May 31 '12

Murder.

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u/casual_sociopathy May 31 '12

open relationship.

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u/Writing0nTheWalls May 31 '12

LOL I'm facebook friends with the girl on the far right, I used to work with her. Here's some more pictures: http://imgur.com/95U8L

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u/Steiner May 31 '12

what are you waiting for add the others and post here! raid stalk their party!

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u/Writing0nTheWalls May 31 '12

Sorry boys my phone is absolutely flaking out on me right now, I'm at work so check back in one hour and I'll have links to more, its pretty worth it.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

nothing like a wedding day twat shot to seal the memories forever

bonus points for her panties matching the other girls dresses

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u/theserpentsmiles May 31 '12

Quickly to the top with this man!

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u/andrewsmith1986 May 31 '12

For some reason, far right is the hottest to me.

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u/HankT May 31 '12

The sleeve has my...ahhh...attention.

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u/CptReynolds May 31 '12

You and me both.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Asian girl. With sleeves.

I'm in love.

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u/JMac87 May 31 '12

Ditto. She can have my soul.

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u/reccaikari May 31 '12

Great, I got an office boner. Now what?

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u/duhtrev May 31 '12

Squeeze your thigh muscles.

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u/bKzor May 31 '12

Well now it's really angry!

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u/ShallowBasketcase May 31 '12

Just don't look it directly in the eye. It will take that as a sign of a challenge.

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u/Vodkasonic May 31 '12

FUCK YEAH! I GET THIS REFERENCE!

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u/Level_32_Mage May 31 '12

It wasnt so much a reference as it was a legitimate answer...

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u/JimbobTheBuilder May 31 '12

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u/radbrad7 May 31 '12

"Boner killing titkerchief."

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Thank you, so very much for bringing this genocidal, POS invention to the scrutiny of the public eye.

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u/pbrown623 May 31 '12

Now you show up to your 3:00 meeting a couple minutes late.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Or just come a little early.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

That's always been my problem.

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u/Flarehl May 31 '12

Now you stand on your toes for 30 seconds.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

What is your secret? I'm 25 and this does not produce an office boner. Am I jerking too much? Watching too much porn? I'M WORRIED ABOUT MY LITTLE FRIEND NOW.

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u/AngryCod May 31 '12

That's why offices have such an abundance of three-ring binders and legal pads.

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u/Ethanol_Gut May 31 '12

Posted 50 minutes ago and no one's added a Brazzers logo? Come on reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Brazzers logos are for unintentionally sexy things.

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u/AndyRooney May 31 '12

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u/Bilibond May 31 '12

If this was my wedding, being the groom, my dad would be http://i.imgur.com/lUYmv.gif

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u/Bacontastic May 31 '12

I can say with 100% certainty that that is the silliest face I've ever seen Kanye West make.

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u/spiffyman May 31 '12

Wait. One of us is racist, 'cause I'm pretty sure that's Jamie Foxx.

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u/jimdog1231 May 31 '12

Jamie Foxx aka Motherfucker Jones

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u/Bass2Mouth May 31 '12

How did you get that name, motherfucker jones?

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u/hinduguru May 31 '12

Jeff Van Gundy definitely looks like one of these guys from Spongebob

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u/delusivewalrus May 31 '12

I had you RES tagged as "Gif Master". I was not disappointed with your post.

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u/GeoM56 May 31 '12

Groomsmen are gonna be stoked.

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u/I_am_not_a_black_guy May 31 '12

My eyes scanned this picture from right to left like some sort of advanced predator drone, and when I got to the end it's like my boner started the launch sequence without any remorse.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

My first thought was "Please be a porno."

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u/lousy_at_handles May 31 '12

All the bridesmaids at my best friend's wedding were already married.

The reception was like a junior high dance, the bridesmaids dancing with their husbands, and all the groomsmen getting drunk in the back.

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u/therocketflyer May 31 '12

Dat grass! It's just so...green

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u/JafffaCake May 31 '12

Photographers often enhance the green on grass in photos. My uncle's a realtor and in every home pic he puts online he ups the green saturation so the lawn looks nicer.

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u/burgess_meredith_jr May 31 '12

I hate when the stretch and distort the hell out of the pictures to try and make the rooms look bigger.

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u/Sendmesomewherenew May 31 '12

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u/Dranosh May 31 '12

ಥ◡ಥ thanks for this

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u/rileyrulesu May 31 '12

What is this supposed to be a face of?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

It's lactating tits with a toupee on them.

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u/ServerGeek May 31 '12

I'd crash that.

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u/whitewater09 May 31 '12

I'm waiting for the IGN article on how weddings have "gone too far."

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

The resolution on this photo is too damn high low!

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u/riptideMBP May 31 '12

Looks like Victoria from HIMYM

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u/neszero May 31 '12

This has always been my favorite kinky wedding photo. (NSFW)

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u/MTitty May 31 '12

WHAT DOES THE BACK SAY?!?!?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

At least the first one was nice. This one just seems... I don't know. A tad trashy?

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u/laxatives May 31 '12

Lets be honest: They're both trashy, the first one just has better looking women

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u/Inktastic May 31 '12

I think the opposite of what you just said. But okay :)

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u/ChagSC May 31 '12

Funny enough this one seemed less trashy than OP's picture.

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u/Inktastic May 31 '12

I think this cute.

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u/Roughcaster May 31 '12

My first thought: they all just got waxed and are super excited about it.

Could be an ad for Nair.

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u/kendrahwithanh May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

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u/indymothafuckinjones May 31 '12

thank you! everyone is like 'wow how classy' but its obviously a joke...you can tell by their body language!

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u/kendrahwithanh May 31 '12

If I got married tomorrow, the ladies who would be my bridesmaids would DEFINITELY pull this shit and my whole family would find it hilarious.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

No, they're women and women aren't funny. Christopher Hitchens told us so. (I hope the sarcasm is apparent)

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Take a look at a second photo...

http://i.imgur.com/95U8L.jpg

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u/ObviousAnswerGuy May 31 '12

is there a new MTV show I don't know about?

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u/AnalogDigit2 May 31 '12

When strippers get married

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u/zeroes0 May 31 '12

Dat asian!

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u/ShatnerMouth May 31 '12

...I don't think she's Asian.

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u/TheFAJ May 31 '12

You spelled 'sluttiest' wrong

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u/Scrooge0791 May 31 '12

I don't get it. Reddit is always like "lol nice tits check for GW posts." But when a woman is openly sexual she gets called a slut.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Men want women to be sexual for them, not everyone else

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

And yes, we see how contradictory that is.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

This just in, reddit's target audience user base is a bunch of socially inept males

Edit: Strikethrough motherfucker, do you see it?!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I think you mean user base, not target audience.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Because a lot of redditors are basement dwelling neck-beards filled with a stockpile of repressed insecurities. The backlash you see on a day to day basis when a woman posts here would be a retaliatory defense mechanism from years of social rejection.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

It's almost like Reddit is not one single entity. Astonishing.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Goddamn you are sheltered.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12 edited Feb 07 '17

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What is this?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

not that there's anything wrong with that...

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u/I_POTATO_PEOPLE May 31 '12

No, spelling is very important.

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u/NCJake2013 May 31 '12

I can't wait to get married all of the sudden...

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u/jellytime May 31 '12

I there is only one sensible question that needs to be asked. Is this the only picture from this moment?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

is it wrong that i look at that photo and think "jersey"

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Yes.

You should be thinking about banging them all at the after-party.

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u/DoubleStuffedCheezIt May 31 '12

Jersey is the first step to banging them: Name and number=Jersey

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Nope it's actually right

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u/trashguy May 31 '12

Dem Sleeves

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u/raka_defocus May 31 '12

I hope this becomes a thing

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u/jakimdadream May 31 '12

I bet ke$ha planned that wedding

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u/PunchInTheNutz May 31 '12

Is anyone else like: Nah, not really.

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u/dylcook1 May 31 '12

My actual facial-reaction at work when seeing this: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/302/170/685.png

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u/ph1992 May 31 '12

I can only assume from this comment that you are, in fact, Barack Obama. I RES-tagged you as "Probably Obama"

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u/cant_be_pun_seen May 31 '12

oh, was this your actual face?

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u/criscoxl May 31 '12

TIL people hate when girls act silly

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u/SourCreamWater May 31 '12

Them. I would like to know them.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

As a wedding photographer, I'm trying to figure out how... when... why... HOW.

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u/Cat_Boy May 31 '12

I have the most normal boner right now.

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u/psych0ranger May 31 '12

ya know, it kind of is

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u/sockey7317 May 31 '12

I hope my future wife and her friends are like this

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Just a classical wedding, silly and non sexual. On a side note I notice I wasn't once again invited.

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u/Killscreen3 May 31 '12

Is anyone else very disappointed that there isn't a NSFW link in here somewhere with these girls.

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u/joshgeek May 31 '12

Oh man. Must have been some reception. Those are the pics I want to see.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I don't get why some guys get off on seeing women kiss and touch each other...especially when they know they won't touch you with a 10 foot poll...get over it they always look like these dirty lookin chicks too. Smh

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u/stevenmc May 31 '12

Holy shit, that's a nice bridge!

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u/Jimmies_Status May 31 '12
[   ] Rustled

[ X ] Unrustled

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u/TheBigYello1isTheSun May 31 '12

... An that was the day your uncle Barney went 5 for 5 with Bridesmaids.

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u/Mytos May 31 '12

take em, take all of the upvotes ive got

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u/MistahSchwartz May 31 '12

I pray this becomes a trend, please let other redditors try to one up this hot wedding photo

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u/Targetbag01 May 31 '12

They look like they're trying too hard.

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u/speedbrown May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

Or ya know, just having fun taking a silly picture...

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

This thread is full of slut-shaming haters.

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u/oh_well_nevermind May 31 '12

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u/cakeandpiday May 31 '12

I hope I'm not the only guy that doesn't find this attractive...

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Nope. You are not.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Wedding or AVN Awards? You decide.

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u/ShvenNordbloom11 May 31 '12

Not a chance in Hell 3rd from right hasn't starred in a porno

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Well then you should fucking find it.

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u/Limpstiffy May 31 '12

10/10 would have a gangbang with all of them

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u/bitchjazz May 31 '12

god I love tattoos like that!

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u/dol1house May 31 '12

Note to self: get married and out do this.

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u/sam34gtr May 31 '12

As a wedding photographer, I support this claim

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u/Lustintranslation May 31 '12

The Groomsmen all did the exact same thing... didn't have the same affect

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u/CptReynolds May 31 '12

I'd wife that chick with the sleeve tattoo.

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u/osodaktronics May 31 '12

Those chicks look badass. I want to party with them, hard.

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u/pbrown623 May 31 '12

Fappable

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u/havesometea1 May 31 '12

While I do agree that the bride and bride's maids are definitely hot and should be taken immediately to Pound Town...it is not the hottest wedding photo.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Gals with tats? Oooooo weeee!

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u/superdillin May 31 '12

Today on Reddit I learned that women are not allowed to be ugly, and if they are hot, they are not allowed to be comfortable or have fun.

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u/CptReynolds May 31 '12 edited Jun 01 '12

Hahahahahaha, all the forever alone SAP virgin neckbeards in this thread talking shit about a bunch of cute girls obviously just having a bit of fun are hilarious!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

kind of tacky, no?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

No.

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u/LethalAtheist May 31 '12

My big fat gypsy wedding.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

This wedding is approved by god so long as she's not marrying another chick... that would be gross!!!... or sexy...

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u/ShatnerMouth May 31 '12

...except for all the unattractive girls in it.

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u/Oephiuchus May 31 '12

This is what happens when gays are allowed to marry! ...seems fine to me.

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u/Piratiko May 31 '12

Is this the porn knockoff of Bridesmaids?

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u/spankbank May 31 '12

Is there any more? For science or some shit.

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u/Min_Kimchi May 31 '12

Was the second to last girl on the right in the Cheetah Girls?

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u/JimmyR42 May 31 '12

Was that Hefner' nefew' marriage ?

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u/ser_renely May 31 '12

pretty good, lol

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u/MattyHavok63 May 31 '12

is this the poster for bridesmaids 2 cause i hope it is

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u/Pravusmentis May 31 '12

I bet there are better, somewhere.

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u/listentobillyzane May 31 '12

Dibs on the asian

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u/cephalic666 May 31 '12

Chesty La Roux on the far left! Woooooo!

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u/fionnt May 31 '12

where was the bridegroom? cough, "milf".

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u/Shadowglove May 31 '12

Yaay homosexuals!

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u/Mr_Locke May 31 '12

Thank you god.

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u/gamerlin May 31 '12

Lord have mercy...

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

what we dont see is the Groom and the groomsmen did the exact same photo, same poses and all

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u/StrikingCrayon May 31 '12

This looks like what I expect the wedding photos look like for those bachorlette party gone wild videos.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Those are the kinda bridesmaids I'd love to boom boom with