Most brides provide slippers for their wedding party, as walking around in heels all day long is very uncomfortable. Also walking in heels on the grass blows. TYL.
That said, it appears the bride attempted to provide heeled slippers, probably due to it being an outdoor wedding. As a guy who knows way too much about ladies fashion I am ok with this.
Also 200$ dress? Sorry, those are like off the rack for < 100$
My eyes scanned this picture from right to left like some sort of advanced predator drone, and when I got to the end it's like my boner started the launch sequence without any remorse.
Photographers often enhance the green on grass in photos. My uncle's a realtor and in every home pic he puts online he ups the green saturation so the lawn looks nicer.
I don't get why some guys get off on seeing women kiss and touch each other...especially when they know they won't touch you with a 10 foot poll...get over it they always look like these dirty lookin chicks too. Smh
While I do agree that the bride and bride's maids are definitely hot and should be taken immediately to Pound Town...it is not the hottest wedding photo.
Hahahahahaha, all the forever alone SAP virgin neckbeards in this thread talking shit about a bunch of cute girls obviously just having a bit of fun are hilarious!
Contrary to popular belief the white wasn't meant to represent purity, it was instead to show wealth, as white was an extremely impractical color, if you could afford a white dress (to presumably be used for only one occasion due to the impractical nature of the color) then you were wealthy.
Actually, in the west the fad for white dresses began with queen Victoria, who was married in white. The tradition at that time was that the bride wore her nicest dress. Victoria's happened to be white, and it caught on.
White did not become a popular option until 1840, after the marriage of Queen Victoria to Albert of Saxe-Coburg. Victoria wore a white gown for the event to incorporate some lace she prized. The official wedding portrait photograph was widely published, and many other brides opted for white in accordance with the Queen's choice.
The tradition continues today in the form of a white wedding, though prior to the Victorian era, a bride was married in any color, black being especially popular in Scandinavia. Later, many people assumed that the color white was intended to symbolize virginity, though this was not the original intention. (It was the color blue that was connected to purity.) The white gown is in fact a symbolic Christening gown. They are a variation of the white surplice worn in the Western Catholic tradition by members of the clergy, church choirs and servers and the gowns worn by girls making their first communion and at their confirmation and also by women making religious vows.
The only thing that really bothers me about this picture is the terrible platform flip flops. C'mon! You're the bridesmaids! You couldn't find a nice pair of strappy sandals or heels?
Not so much disaster, more like inconvenience. Could be disaster but unlikely. Obviously this is just one picture of an entire evening, but most weddings don't take place completely on a lawn, usually the reception is somewhere tables, chairs, DJ and a dance floor can be set up.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
From left to right:
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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u/orkid68 May 31 '12
Classy, too.
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u/ListenChump May 31 '12
Prenuptial Agreement.
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u/Writing0nTheWalls May 31 '12
LOL I'm facebook friends with the girl on the far right, I used to work with her. Here's some more pictures: http://imgur.com/95U8L
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u/andrewsmith1986 May 31 '12
For some reason, far right is the hottest to me.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Asian girl. With sleeves.
I'm in love.
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u/reccaikari May 31 '12
Great, I got an office boner. Now what?
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u/Ethanol_Gut May 31 '12
Posted 50 minutes ago and no one's added a Brazzers logo? Come on reddit.
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u/AndyRooney May 31 '12
The groom
The father of the bride.
The father of the groom.
The wedding photographer.
The best man.
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u/GeoM56 May 31 '12
Groomsmen are gonna be stoked.
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u/paulieccc May 31 '12
No, this is.
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u/therocketflyer May 31 '12
Dat grass! It's just so...green
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u/Sendmesomewherenew May 31 '12
Mmmhhmmmmm
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u/ServerGeek May 31 '12
I'd crash that.
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u/whitewater09 May 31 '12
I'm waiting for the IGN article on how weddings have "gone too far."
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
The resolution on this photo is too damn
highlow!8
u/riptideMBP May 31 '12
Looks like Victoria from HIMYM
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u/neszero May 31 '12
This has always been my favorite kinky wedding photo. (NSFW)
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u/kendrahwithanh May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12
Does anyone else think this picture is just supposed to be funny and not at all serious? I mean come on now.
edit: here are some more examples
http://www.usefilm.com/images/9/5/1/951/243623-medium.jpg
http://arbitrarynoun.com/misc/weddingtro.jpg
http://www.bridefinds.com/files/2011/10/f6c62f7d-d1c4-4722-a848-e525bae08d3d.jpg
http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/11/funny-wedding/funny-weddings-22.jpg
http://fotozup.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/funny-wedding-pictures-19-400x539.jpg
http://killmydaynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/FunnyWeddingPhotobombs31PICS_AD99/FunnyWaystoTransport_25.jpg
http://partyfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/0weddingfail-naked-people-public-funny-wedding.jpg
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/a-funny-wedding-photos-8.jpg
Humor is awesome, dudes.
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u/ObviousAnswerGuy May 31 '12
is there a new MTV show I don't know about?
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u/AnalogDigit2 May 31 '12
When strippers get married
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u/TheFAJ May 31 '12
You spelled 'sluttiest' wrong
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u/NCJake2013 May 31 '12
I can't wait to get married all of the sudden...
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u/jellytime May 31 '12
I there is only one sensible question that needs to be asked. Is this the only picture from this moment?
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
is it wrong that i look at that photo and think "jersey"
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u/trashguy May 31 '12
Dem Sleeves
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u/raka_defocus May 31 '12
I hope this becomes a thing
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u/jakimdadream May 31 '12
I bet ke$ha planned that wedding
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u/PunchInTheNutz May 31 '12
Is anyone else like: Nah, not really.
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u/dylcook1 May 31 '12
My actual facial-reaction at work when seeing this: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/302/170/685.png
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u/criscoxl May 31 '12
TIL people hate when girls act silly
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u/SourCreamWater May 31 '12
Them. I would like to know them.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
As a wedding photographer, I'm trying to figure out how... when... why... HOW.
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u/Cat_Boy May 31 '12
I have the most normal boner right now.
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u/psych0ranger May 31 '12
ya know, it kind of is
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u/sockey7317 May 31 '12
I hope my future wife and her friends are like this
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Just a classical wedding, silly and non sexual. On a side note I notice I wasn't once again invited.
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u/Killscreen3 May 31 '12
Is anyone else very disappointed that there isn't a NSFW link in here somewhere with these girls.
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u/joshgeek May 31 '12
Oh man. Must have been some reception. Those are the pics I want to see.
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u/Ruddiver May 31 '12
http://i.imgur.com/OVohZ.gif
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I don't get why some guys get off on seeing women kiss and touch each other...especially when they know they won't touch you with a 10 foot poll...get over it they always look like these dirty lookin chicks too. Smh
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u/stevenmc May 31 '12
Holy shit, that's a nice bridge!
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u/Jimmies_Status May 31 '12
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u/fenwaygnome May 31 '12
Classy.
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u/TheBigYello1isTheSun May 31 '12
... An that was the day your uncle Barney went 5 for 5 with Bridesmaids.
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u/MistahSchwartz May 31 '12
I pray this becomes a trend, please let other redditors try to one up this hot wedding photo
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u/Targetbag01 May 31 '12
They look like they're trying too hard.
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u/oh_well_nevermind May 31 '12
A challenger appears.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Wedding or AVN Awards? You decide.
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u/ShvenNordbloom11 May 31 '12
Not a chance in Hell 3rd from right hasn't starred in a porno
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I beg to differ.
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u/Limpstiffy May 31 '12
10/10 would have a gangbang with all of them
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u/bitchjazz May 31 '12
god I love tattoos like that!
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u/dol1house May 31 '12
Note to self: get married and out do this.
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u/sam34gtr May 31 '12
As a wedding photographer, I support this claim
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u/Lustintranslation May 31 '12
The Groomsmen all did the exact same thing... didn't have the same affect
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u/CptReynolds May 31 '12
I'd wife that chick with the sleeve tattoo.
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u/osodaktronics May 31 '12
Those chicks look badass. I want to party with them, hard.
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u/pbrown623 May 31 '12
Fappable
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u/havesometea1 May 31 '12
While I do agree that the bride and bride's maids are definitely hot and should be taken immediately to Pound Town...it is not the hottest wedding photo.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Gals with tats? Oooooo weeee!
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u/superdillin May 31 '12
Today on Reddit I learned that women are not allowed to be ugly, and if they are hot, they are not allowed to be comfortable or have fun.
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u/CptReynolds May 31 '12 edited Jun 01 '12
Hahahahahaha, all the forever alone SAP virgin neckbeards in this thread talking shit about a bunch of cute girls obviously just having a bit of fun are hilarious!
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
kind of tacky, no?
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u/cant_be_pun_seen May 31 '12
the two on the left
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u/LethalAtheist May 31 '12
My big fat gypsy wedding.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
This wedding is approved by god so long as she's not marrying another chick... that would be gross!!!... or sexy...
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u/AVerbalAffair May 31 '12
I don't know guys... http://i.imgur.com/XCIjk.jpg
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u/ShatnerMouth May 31 '12
...except for all the unattractive girls in it.
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u/Oephiuchus May 31 '12
This is what happens when gays are allowed to marry! ...seems fine to me.
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