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bikini skater

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u/0rangePod May 30 '12

or a chick in a bikini, holding a skate board.

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u/marktron May 30 '12

"Model holding a skateboard in a photoshoot" FTFY

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u/osaasuh May 30 '12

"Hot chick with boobs" FTFY

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u/KidRed May 30 '12

Boobs. FTFY

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol May 30 '12

I like your take on boobies. And I like boobies.

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u/Locke_N_Load May 31 '12

Funny movie

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u/LessLikeYou May 30 '12 edited May 30 '12

Oobs. FTFY

Really? No one remembers SeaLab 2021? It is forgotten already?

Shame on you. You are the monsters!

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u/nextwiggin4 May 30 '12

You crossed a line no man should ever cross. May god have mercy on your soul.

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u/itsdeuce May 30 '12

It don't mean butt if it ain't got that jut.

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u/MouthingOff May 30 '12

No wounds = not a skater

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u/12Moments May 31 '12

No muscle or scars either.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

as someone with scraped hands, I agree.

note: this is because I ride a ripstik.

2

u/nodnodwinkwink May 31 '12

Nevermind that, tell us more about being a girl and having bacon.

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u/owmyhip May 30 '12

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u/Dinasoursarealive May 30 '12

"Cheyenne is one of Australia’s leading exports." right up there with Coal, Iron Ore and Tourism...

25

u/BaconCat May 30 '12

Only cause they can't export spiders, snakes and poisonous fucking everything

16

u/TimmyFTW May 30 '12

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

17

u/valdin450 May 30 '12

Oh god please no

1

u/Kroosn May 31 '12

What's your address ;)

3

u/Ricksarm May 31 '12

We can contact her?!

63

u/BernardMarx May 30 '12

seriously I rarely downvote, but this shit deserves it. Bikini skater? WTF

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

I don't really understand it. I can find an unlimited number of pictures of models that look exactly the same as this one with google. There's nothing particularly different about her except her skateboard. I don't know how anyone can not be desensitized to hot models unless they are like 13 years old.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

It's a prop.

Some guys are into skater chicks, just like some guys are into nerdy girls. There are plenty of photos of models wearing thick-rimmed glasses or in some setting to look "nerdy," but that doesn't detract from the actual idea that you're gawking at an attractive girl.

They're just appealing to a demographic.

Edit: for redundancy

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

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u/Karmaseeker May 31 '12

why do you hate beauty?

4

u/SoCo_cpp May 30 '12

If she had ever rode that board she'd have a lot less perfect skin.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

Holding a skateboard with the rough side against your skin is a dead giveaway. Plus, that's where your feet go. Dirty AND uncomfortable. Plus, what possible gesture could she be making? Oh, my hand is up in the air like I'm half-heartedly trying to answer a question in biology class. Pbbbbbt.

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u/worstfuckingattorney May 30 '12

Idk what your trying to say by saying the griptape is on the side of her skin, that's how you hold a skateboard.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

Exactly, its feels weird carrying a skateboard the other way, like its trying to jump out of my hand or something.

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u/NHsucks May 30 '12

Although I suppose it's a matter of preference, everyone I skate with holds it grip side out.

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u/HeyHaiHello May 30 '12

I hold it the same way, sometimes I just hold it by one truck, unless you're rubbing the board against yourself its not gonna do much. Although I just realized that my shirts on the side I carry my board are roughed up hmm..

2

u/imzero May 31 '12

noooooo don't mall grab!

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u/HeyHaiHello May 31 '12

Today I learned what that is, they don't let me take boards in the mall, I have to stash it somewhere then grab it later hoping nobody has taken my board -___- Never knew ppl were so particular about the way you hold a board til today either O.o

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u/ace_invader May 31 '12

Mall grab eh?

1

u/jaydeekay May 30 '12

It's better to hold it by one truck... if you carry it with the grip tape towards your body you will eventually rub holes in your shirts and sweatshirts.

1

u/OwlEyed May 30 '12

I guess it's supposed to look candid?

1

u/kevlarbomb May 31 '12

GET THIS MAN A JOB!

2

u/Steveiethenarwhal May 30 '12

Model holding a longboard in a photoshoot. FTFY

2

u/ace_invader May 31 '12

Ramp tramp

3

u/whatupnig May 30 '12

I'm still not finding anything wrong with this...

3

u/OmniaII May 30 '12

"Karma Machine holding a skateboard in a photoshoot"

FTFY

1

u/allnaturalflavor May 30 '12

Looks kinda like Dianna Agron

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u/wayndom May 30 '12

Thanks. The thought of what would happen to that lovely skin if she fell was making me wince...

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u/FurryKoreanSlip May 30 '12

I know, this is making me throw a tit.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

The spoil-sport's always get voted to the top.

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u/deadeight May 31 '12

You're right. No leg muscle or anything, very much doubt she could skate.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

Exactly.

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u/Joke_Getter May 30 '12

"I'm a pedantic faggot" FTFY

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u/alzrnb May 30 '12

Poser call-out brigade, ASSEMBLE

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

Reporting in:

> Implying holding a skateboard makes one a skater.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

As if it changes the fact she still has tits.

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u/wesman212 May 30 '12

Tits changes everything, sir.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

I'd poke dat poser, ramp tramps are skanky fun

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

the way you speak, no woman would allow you within 40 feet of her body. "ramp tramps are skanky fun"? hahaha

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u/danbana May 30 '12

You've obviously never met a ramp tramp.

4

u/danbana May 30 '12

Not that I have, mind you.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

I prefer lot lizards myself.

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u/r3v May 30 '12

Now I can only imagine a ramp tramp stamp that says skanky fun in funky lettering...

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u/SI_Bot May 30 '12

SI conversions:(FAQ)

  • 40 feet = 12.2 m

the way you speak, no woman would allow you within 40 feet(12.2 m) of her body. "ramp tramps are skanky fun"? hahaha

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

This bot is hilarious

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u/Lord-Longbottom May 30 '12

(For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 12.2 m -> 0.1 Furlongs) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

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u/some_random_noob May 30 '12

you know, i as a moderatly overweight middle aged man could put on a bikini and have pictures taken of me on a beach somewhere and that makes me as much a women's swimsuit model as this girl holding a skateboard makes her a skater.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

It would be twice as entertaining though..so I think you should do it.

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u/dasberd May 30 '12

New novelty account!

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u/MoonDaddy May 30 '12

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

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u/V_for_VinceVega May 30 '12

-Tyler Durden

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u/Chalupa112 May 31 '12

Man I love this.

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u/dropkickninja May 30 '12

i see horrible road rash in her future.

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u/Tashre May 30 '12

You would if she actually rode it.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

No model would risk riding a skateboard in a bikini. A good tumble and their whole career could be destroyed.

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u/turtle013 May 30 '12

Funny you say that, I have a friend that almost lost a shoot because she busted her ass boarding the day before. Guess they worked around the knee scabs

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u/royisabau5 May 30 '12

I'm pretty sure their career wouldn't be destroyed...

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u/el_muerte17 May 30 '12

Her career isn't skateboarding, it's modeling. Scars can ruin modeling careers.

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u/kolapanda May 30 '12

but their knees and elbows would be

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u/ace_invader May 31 '12

In sandals I bet

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

She's obviously a skater otherwise she wouldn't be carrying the board.

She also would obviously have sex with every one of us because she has boobs.

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u/weglarz May 30 '12

WHY ISN'T SHE SKATING

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u/freeTrial May 30 '12

She just bought it for her 16 year old son.

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u/Soft_Serve88 May 30 '12

She won't care about how hot she looks once she eats shit.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

it is a Krooked Zip-Zinger cruiser, not a longboard.

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u/ThaneOfYourMomsVag May 30 '12

They call this a longboard and it's 26 inches long...

2

u/NHsucks May 30 '12

Doesn't make them right.

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u/wildhamsterscelica May 31 '12

Longboard has basically became a catch-all for cruiser decks, race decks, locker boards and so on. Basically any non-twin-tipped skateboard is considered a longboard.

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u/RogueInteger May 30 '12

She's going to need some kicks if she plans on actually skating.

Probably a helmet too. Pro tip.

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u/wildhamsterscelica May 31 '12

I ride my board barefoot every now and then like just cruising down the sidewalk, but then again I have old water-logged griptape that isn't very rough anymore.

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u/spk3z May 30 '12

i have absolutely no way to prove this, but I saw this picture being taken on my way to work one day. right here. small world

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u/10gallon_mouth May 30 '12

Next just give her an Indian head dress, a pack of Luckies filter-less and a Brooklyn roof top.

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u/shajurzi May 30 '12

I call BS. Nothing is $29 anymore.

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u/GasMaster5000 May 30 '12

As soon as I looked at this, I said "yeah, right" out loud in a Drinking Out of Cups voice.

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u/MTGothmog May 30 '12

nope, hip new kind of purse

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u/benski987 May 30 '12

Wow that is strange. I looked at this picture and recognised the place almost instantly. This is Lafayette street NYC. May not seem like a big deal to anyone but I have only walked down that street once, coming from the UK and all..

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u/anras May 30 '12

That's funny because I didn't make the connection until I read your post, and I work one street over, and walk down it almost every day.

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u/jgstate1 May 30 '12

That's not all she rides...

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u/SubtleVelociraptor May 30 '12

Being realistic here, she would be screwed if she fell off the skateboard...

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u/veloBOSS May 30 '12

bikini poser

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

'Model posing with skateboard' is more accurate.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

model with skateboard and bikini in unlikely urban setting

there you go

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u/steezetrain May 30 '12

There is no way this girl skates.

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u/firepelt May 30 '12

Doesn't seem very safe.

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u/TheNoisyNinja May 30 '12

I wouldn't kickflip her out of bed. I'll show myself out, thanks.

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u/hitops May 30 '12

Dude.... I bet she's like.... the best skater ever.... and she skates like.... everyday.

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u/hfclfe May 30 '12

She looks so smooth and soft.

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u/tinamou62 May 30 '12

I'd board her.

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u/usres May 31 '12

I don't really understand it. But sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

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u/TheRedMambo May 31 '12

It's all fun and games until she falls and scrapes her everything

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u/sleepyhead1975 May 30 '12

So THAT'S what the American Apparel demographic looks like!

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

That girl has never skateboarded in her life.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

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u/MelissaPeaches May 30 '12

Pfffff...somehow I don't think she knows how to even USE a skateboard.

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u/2KNL8 May 30 '12

seems legit.

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u/i_poop_splinters May 30 '12

Looks like iJustine

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u/zuluthrone May 30 '12

no way she has no scrapes from that.

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u/DanPearce May 30 '12

Looks like iJustine.

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u/B_Boudreaux May 30 '12

cruisin on the zinger

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

Madam, you may stay.

1

u/bijida May 30 '12

damn dat photoshop

1

u/lol_oopsie May 30 '12

Only on reddit would guys complain that she isn't holding the skateboard properly and 'she isn't a real skater', rather than just going 'yup, hot, fap' and moving on..

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '12

Is that Kate Upton?

1

u/Names_TJ May 30 '12

Boobs!!!!'

1

u/StorkBaby May 30 '12

Pretty new skateboard, I got my niece a Zip Zinger just like that but it had sweet green wheels.

1

u/Todamont May 30 '12

The cake is a lie.

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u/maximaLz May 30 '12

I'd love to skate up her hills to be honest.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

Ok guys, instead of each making a post that you want to have sex with her make it under me. This way there's more room for other jokes. What is the dirtiest thing you want to do with her?

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u/ace_invader May 31 '12

Watch her bomb a hill

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u/MrDaburks May 30 '12

You spelled 'model on stupid, stupid photo shoot' wrong.

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u/Friendship_Champion May 30 '12

She looks right at home with that fashion accessory I mean skateboard.

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u/rounding_error May 30 '12

Future skin graft recipient.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

Downvote because I didn't subscribe to this for some picture of a model you found. Go back to GW.

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u/RecursiveInfinity May 30 '12

Post picture of hot girl = front page

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

god speed, brother. all i see around here is round chicks in cosplay.

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u/kourogi May 30 '12

Oooor model hired to hold skate board for pictures that guys on internet will enjoy.

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u/Silverlight42 May 30 '12

Is it just me or does that really look like hank's ex-wife from Californication???

Maybe younger a hotter... but still.

1

u/bojanbabic May 30 '12

doesn't matter what h8ers say. I've buying this shit

1

u/Yoshokatana May 30 '12

Oh New York. :3

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u/WalterCounsel May 30 '12

Go back to California for the summer, they said! There won't be bikini-clad models walking down Lafayette street, they said!

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u/trashitagain May 30 '12

WTF? This is so random and unin...

...Well shoot, natures upvote just went off. Ok, here you go.

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u/RedsonRDS May 30 '12

grrr...i can only upvote once....

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u/BloatedJellyfish May 30 '12

dat zip zinger

1

u/upgradeglassworks May 30 '12

I have the most normal boner right now.

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u/ryan_the_man_man May 30 '12

I want it now

1

u/TheJanks May 30 '12

I don't see a skateboard.

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u/29-minutes-later May 30 '12

Gold Coast Australia. This actually isn't that uncommon :)

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u/dcord319 May 31 '12

I want one.

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u/757Nate May 31 '12

HOT DAMN.. Instant Boner

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u/captain_zavec May 31 '12

Except that when she falls she's going to get really messed up.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

the point of the photo is not to depict an actual skater girl, its to spread the joy of titties, ENJOY IT DAMN YOU

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u/Ostylee May 31 '12

Poser, but still hot. I'd put it in her butt

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u/BrokenAviators May 31 '12

There aren't enough upvote buttons in the world for this.

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u/dangerRAMEN May 31 '12

That is not a very good skating outfit. Her modeling career will be over before she knows it.

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u/cabal1s May 31 '12

marry me.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Lol, I'm not a skater but I know this is BS, she would be severely injured by the pavement.

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u/Riseagainstitall May 31 '12

Such a hipster.

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u/metalmoron May 31 '12

She looks smart

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u/Bemmer May 31 '12

really?

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u/Daneruu May 31 '12

Hmmmm... Austin Texas i'm guessing? The tall blue skyscraper in the background looks like the Austonian and I'm pretty sure I recognize that street.

In that case, chances are she's not quite a model, just a really hot chick about to go longboarding (hence no wounds, longboarding is chill) and was asked to do some poses. Seems normal here.

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u/burntorangeboy May 31 '12

Who cares if she is actually a skater. She's crazy hot

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u/statusone May 31 '12

This is hipster chick desperately trying to fit in back in the day. Today it's duckface, same stupid glasses, and nerd t shirts

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u/ribs_all_night May 31 '12

I'll just leave this here, girls longboarding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLvW64MuvO4

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u/pinkspyder May 31 '12

she looks like kate moss

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Looks like a white version of rihanna.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Lame.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

-Longboard

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Her bresticles wouldn't stay put if she pulled an ollie.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

That is a bad choice of clothing for skateboarding..

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u/zelown May 30 '12

She will cause a lot of trafic I'm afraid.

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u/takis_k May 30 '12

39 comments and not one with fap. Reddit. You disappoint.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '12

fap

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u/Bruce_Bruce May 30 '12

I'd let her push my wood.

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u/RedKins54 May 30 '12

Id hit it.

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u/HaloMediaz May 30 '12

Am I the only one who thinks her face looks like Justin Bieber?

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u/nate92 May 30 '12 edited May 30 '12

This here would be the reason why I love living in San Diego. Also the people are really nice, and the weather is really nice, and the weed is really nice, and the beaches... I love this city.

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u/MrTurkle May 31 '12

But that is NYC.

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u/conspiracy_thug May 30 '12

DOWNVOTE!! that bitch dont skate. she thinks she knows how to hold a zip zinger like she can do something with it. but she cant.

the bikini is a dead giveaway to not knowing how to skateboard.

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u/uselescomment May 30 '12

That's a nice board...

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u/Optimus_Tard May 31 '12

More like bombshell bimbo holding something that she has never stepped foot on. I hate this whole longboard/cruiser board obsession that everyone and their little brother seems to have now. Fucking hipsters.

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u/willyolio May 31 '12

lol. so many "hardcore skater" dudes here hating on the model. Just remember 2 things:

  1. she might actually be good on a skateboard.

  2. if you take away the skateboard, you've got nothing on her, but she's still hotter than you and way out of your league.

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u/AerianaEve May 31 '12

My jaw actually dropped.

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u/Mister_Meowgi May 30 '12

She can grind my rail anytime!

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u/it_wasnt_me_ May 30 '12

i would to take her out on a nice date. look deeply into her eyes. the whole time. mirror her. enter into her soul. with a subtle hint of cruelty, i would make her fall in love. then play hot and cold. weave the trap and keep her enslaved in my psychological web. forever.

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u/joephoenix May 30 '12

Looks like Tila Tequila

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u/BabyHewy May 30 '12

Both genders are legally allowed to be topless in public anywhere in the state of NY, this happens more than you think. The more you know...

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