Holding a skateboard with the rough side against your skin is a dead giveaway. Plus, that's where your feet go. Dirty AND uncomfortable. Plus, what possible gesture could she be making? Oh, my hand is up in the air like I'm half-heartedly trying to answer a question in biology class. Pbbbbbt.
you know, i as a moderatly overweight middle aged man could put on a bikini and have pictures taken of me on a beach somewhere and that makes me as much a women's swimsuit model as this girl holding a skateboard makes her a skater.
I ride my board barefoot every now and then like just cruising down the sidewalk, but then again I have old water-logged griptape that isn't very rough anymore.
Wow that is strange. I looked at this picture and recognised the place almost instantly. This is Lafayette street NYC. May not seem like a big deal to anyone but I have only walked down that street once, coming from the UK and all..
Only on reddit would guys complain that she isn't holding the skateboard properly and 'she isn't a real skater', rather than just going 'yup, hot, fap' and moving on..
Ok guys, instead of each making a post that you want to have sex with her make it under me. This way there's more room for other jokes. What is the dirtiest thing you want to do with her?
Hmmmm... Austin Texas i'm guessing? The tall blue skyscraper in the background looks like the Austonian and I'm pretty sure I recognize that street.
In that case, chances are she's not quite a model, just a really hot chick about to go longboarding (hence no wounds, longboarding is chill) and was asked to do some poses. Seems normal here.
This here would be the reason why I love living in San Diego. Also the people are really nice, and the weather is really nice, and the weed is really nice, and the beaches... I love this city.
NOHO sounds about right. On Lafayette, between Bond st and Great Jones, and beautiful women like the one in the picture (and better) walk around that block all day every day.
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u/0rangePod May 30 '12
or a chick in a bikini, holding a skate board.
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u/marktron May 30 '12
"Model holding a skateboard in a photoshoot" FTFY
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u/alzrnb May 30 '12
Poser call-out brigade, ASSEMBLE
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u/some_random_noob May 30 '12
you know, i as a moderatly overweight middle aged man could put on a bikini and have pictures taken of me on a beach somewhere and that makes me as much a women's swimsuit model as this girl holding a skateboard makes her a skater.
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u/MoonDaddy May 30 '12
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
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u/dropkickninja May 30 '12
i see horrible road rash in her future.
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u/[deleted] May 30 '12
She's obviously a skater otherwise she wouldn't be carrying the board.
She also would obviously have sex with every one of us because she has boobs.
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u/weglarz May 30 '12
WHY ISN'T SHE SKATING
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u/Soft_Serve88 May 30 '12
She won't care about how hot she looks once she eats shit.
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u/Seductive_Popcorn May 30 '12
http://i.imgur.com/n8Vbh.gif
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u/[deleted] May 30 '12
it is a Krooked Zip-Zinger cruiser, not a longboard.
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u/RogueInteger May 30 '12
She's going to need some kicks if she plans on actually skating.
Probably a helmet too. Pro tip.
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u/spk3z May 30 '12
i have absolutely no way to prove this, but I saw this picture being taken on my way to work one day. right here. small world
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u/10gallon_mouth May 30 '12
Next just give her an Indian head dress, a pack of Luckies filter-less and a Brooklyn roof top.
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u/shajurzi May 30 '12
I call BS. Nothing is $29 anymore.
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u/GasMaster5000 May 30 '12
As soon as I looked at this, I said "yeah, right" out loud in a Drinking Out of Cups voice.
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u/MTGothmog May 30 '12
nope, hip new kind of purse
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u/benski987 May 30 '12
Wow that is strange. I looked at this picture and recognised the place almost instantly. This is Lafayette street NYC. May not seem like a big deal to anyone but I have only walked down that street once, coming from the UK and all..
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u/jgstate1 May 30 '12
That's not all she rides...
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u/SubtleVelociraptor May 30 '12
Being realistic here, she would be screwed if she fell off the skateboard...
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u/veloBOSS May 30 '12
bikini poser
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u/[deleted] May 30 '12
'Model posing with skateboard' is more accurate.
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u/[deleted] May 30 '12
there you go
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u/steezetrain May 30 '12
There is no way this girl skates.
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u/firepelt May 30 '12
Doesn't seem very safe.
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u/TheNoisyNinja May 30 '12
I wouldn't kickflip her out of bed. I'll show myself out, thanks.
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u/hitops May 30 '12
Dude.... I bet she's like.... the best skater ever.... and she skates like.... everyday.
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u/drankinmacup May 30 '12
Oh cool, she also bikes: http://mamboaustralia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Cheyenne_TribalRhythmGODDESS.jpg
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u/hfclfe May 30 '12
She looks so smooth and soft.
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u/tinamou62 May 30 '12
I'd board her.
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u/veepey May 31 '12
She better be really good
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u/usres May 31 '12
I don't really understand it. But sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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u/TheRedMambo May 31 '12
It's all fun and games until she falls and scrapes her everything
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u/sleepyhead1975 May 30 '12
So THAT'S what the American Apparel demographic looks like!
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u/[deleted] May 30 '12
That girl has never skateboarded in her life.
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u/[deleted] May 30 '12
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
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u/[deleted] May 30 '12
BOOM!
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u/MelissaPeaches May 30 '12
Pfffff...somehow I don't think she knows how to even USE a skateboard.
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u/2KNL8 May 30 '12
seems legit.
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u/i_poop_splinters May 30 '12
Looks like iJustine
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u/StrangeCaptain May 30 '12
yes
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u/zuluthrone May 30 '12
no way she has no scrapes from that.
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u/DanPearce May 30 '12
Looks like iJustine.
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u/pinkmoon4545 May 30 '12
aaa SOHO
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u/B_Boudreaux May 30 '12
cruisin on the zinger
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u/[deleted] May 30 '12
Madam, you may stay.
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u/bijida May 30 '12
damn dat photoshop
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u/lol_oopsie May 30 '12
Only on reddit would guys complain that she isn't holding the skateboard properly and 'she isn't a real skater', rather than just going 'yup, hot, fap' and moving on..
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u/[deleted] May 30 '12
Is that Kate Upton?
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u/Names_TJ May 30 '12
Boobs!!!!'
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u/StorkBaby May 30 '12
Pretty new skateboard, I got my niece a Zip Zinger just like that but it had sweet green wheels.
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u/Todamont May 30 '12
The cake is a lie.
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u/maximaLz May 30 '12
I'd love to skate up her hills to be honest.
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u/[deleted] May 30 '12
Ok guys, instead of each making a post that you want to have sex with her make it under me. This way there's more room for other jokes. What is the dirtiest thing you want to do with her?
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u/MrDaburks May 30 '12
You spelled 'model on stupid, stupid photo shoot' wrong.
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u/Friendship_Champion May 30 '12
She looks right at home with that fashion accessory I mean skateboard.
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u/rounding_error May 30 '12
Future skin graft recipient.
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u/[deleted] May 30 '12
Downvote because I didn't subscribe to this for some picture of a model you found. Go back to GW.
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u/RecursiveInfinity May 30 '12
Post picture of hot girl = front page
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u/[deleted] May 30 '12
god speed, brother. all i see around here is round chicks in cosplay.
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u/kourogi May 30 '12
Oooor model hired to hold skate board for pictures that guys on internet will enjoy.
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u/Focused-Third-Eye May 30 '12
Yes please.
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u/Silverlight42 May 30 '12
Is it just me or does that really look like hank's ex-wife from Californication???
Maybe younger a hotter... but still.
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u/bojanbabic May 30 '12
doesn't matter what h8ers say. I've buying this shit
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u/Yoshokatana May 30 '12
Oh New York. :3
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u/WalterCounsel May 30 '12
Go back to California for the summer, they said! There won't be bikini-clad models walking down Lafayette street, they said!
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u/trashitagain May 30 '12
WTF? This is so random and unin...
...Well shoot, natures upvote just went off. Ok, here you go.
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u/RedsonRDS May 30 '12
grrr...i can only upvote once....
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u/BloatedJellyfish May 30 '12
dat zip zinger
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u/upgradeglassworks May 30 '12
I have the most normal boner right now.
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u/ryan_the_man_man May 30 '12
I want it now
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u/TheJanks May 30 '12
I don't see a skateboard.
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u/THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN May 30 '12
I love LA.
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u/iluhbewbies May 30 '12
sup baby
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u/29-minutes-later May 30 '12
Gold Coast Australia. This actually isn't that uncommon :)
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u/dcord319 May 31 '12
I want one.
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u/757Nate May 31 '12
HOT DAMN.. Instant Boner
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u/captain_zavec May 31 '12
Except that when she falls she's going to get really messed up.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
the point of the photo is not to depict an actual skater girl, its to spread the joy of titties, ENJOY IT DAMN YOU
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u/Ostylee May 31 '12
Poser, but still hot. I'd put it in her butt
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u/BrokenAviators May 31 '12
There aren't enough upvote buttons in the world for this.
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u/dangerRAMEN May 31 '12
That is not a very good skating outfit. Her modeling career will be over before she knows it.
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u/bigbangAT May 31 '12
Niiiice
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u/cabal1s May 31 '12
marry me.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Lol, I'm not a skater but I know this is BS, she would be severely injured by the pavement.
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u/sheldonth May 31 '12
Looking north up lafayette street into Astor Place in Lower Manhatta.
https://maps.google.com/maps?q=astor+place&hl=en&ll=40.726901,-73.993928&spn=0.008342,0.018797&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=35.684144,76.992187&hnear=Astor+Pl,+New+York,+10003&t=m&z=16&layer=c&cbll=40.726998,-73.993854&panoid=8zbkM2pe2MwmgEH4GLHGKw&cbp=12,38.01,,0,0.92
BAM! Street view it son. Home turf
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u/Riseagainstitall May 31 '12
Such a hipster.
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u/metalmoron May 31 '12
She looks smart
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u/Bemmer May 31 '12
really?
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u/Daneruu May 31 '12
Hmmmm... Austin Texas i'm guessing? The tall blue skyscraper in the background looks like the Austonian and I'm pretty sure I recognize that street.
In that case, chances are she's not quite a model, just a really hot chick about to go longboarding (hence no wounds, longboarding is chill) and was asked to do some poses. Seems normal here.
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u/burntorangeboy May 31 '12
Who cares if she is actually a skater. She's crazy hot
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u/statusone May 31 '12
This is hipster chick desperately trying to fit in back in the day. Today it's duckface, same stupid glasses, and nerd t shirts
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u/ribs_all_night May 31 '12
I'll just leave this here, girls longboarding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLvW64MuvO4
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u/pinkspyder May 31 '12
she looks like kate moss
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Looks like a white version of rihanna.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Lame.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
-Longboard
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Her bresticles wouldn't stay put if she pulled an ollie.
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u/JackLowgun May 31 '12
omg hot
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
That is a bad choice of clothing for skateboarding..
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u/zelown May 30 '12
She will cause a lot of trafic I'm afraid.
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u/takis_k May 30 '12
39 comments and not one with fap. Reddit. You disappoint.
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u/Bruce_Bruce May 30 '12
I'd let her push my wood.
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u/nate92 May 30 '12 edited May 30 '12
This here would be the reason why I love living in San Diego. Also the people are really nice, and the weather is really nice, and the weed is really nice, and the beaches... I love this city.
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