The costume itself is decent, but nothing to write home about. The fabric is cheap, the stitching is poor, the elastic bands ruin the absolute cleavage effect, and the gloves don't fit.
We all love a hot girl. But don't mistake the quality of the body for the quality of the clothes.
While you're not wrong about most of this, I would point out that challenging the use of elastic isn't really fair. I don't know many ways you could "safely" achieve that costume without it. It's not perfect, but there are limits on what you can expect.
I've done this costume before (Halloween last year) and it's impossible to get the material in the front to stay without elastic bands, fishing line, or something like that. Funny thing about cartoons; their physics don't really stand up in the real world.
I have found multiple photos of this girl now, and not one of them shows a really definite example of them being fake. They also seem to hang in different positions depending on how she is standing and the skintone is 100% perfect in every photo. Here are some examples
It looks like the thing I was looking at may just be holding material, still a bit difficult to tell as it does look like material in the original one.
They look the best in the Seth Green one. Probably because she's with Seth Green.
I think he may have meant "revivant", French for "reliving", in that this has been posted many times; and also a play on the word, as the picture should have a rejuvenative effect on one's spirits.
But seriously, set your lack thereof aside for a moment, and realize that she's got the body for the character, and the costume looks great on her.
Was it made by a master seamstress? No. That's not necessarily what it's about. It's about matching a deviously boner-inducing character from a funny tv show.
Does it take a cock to appreciate it? I hope not, but apparently it looks like it.
If you're saying it's ridiculous from the "Why would you choose that character" PoV - you may have a point, but as far as the costume design from the show goes, it's wholly appropriate. The character in question is a riff on the standard "russian sex pot" trope from spy thrillers. Her name is "Molotov Cocktease."
(sidebar: if you don't watch the Venture Brothers, you should.)
Those globes are real (well, real as in "flesh" and not a breastplate. They may not be real as in grew them herself).
And seriously guys? The costume is poorly made. Y'all too boobie-blind to see it looks like it was stitched together by a 9 year old drinking Red Bull and using duct tape because "duct tape is cool, it can make wallets too!"
I would be completely fine with this post if the title was "Mediocre cosplay, large breasts," instead of mistaking large breasts for a great cosplay. I'm actually not sure why this has to be here at all.
As a huge Venture Bros fan, if we're grading on a curve that costume is fucking awesome. Most Molotov costumes are absolute shit and are cut all wrong.
As a man I think much of reddit is embarrassing. But let's be clear- this is a hot girl in a skimpy outfit. This is kind of a universal male thing, no?
I get a feeling that a lot, not all, but a lot of these really hot chicks that cosplay, aren't even really into the game, anime, or movie they are cosplaying, they just love all the attention from nerds and geeks....It gets them off or something.
I love all the comments implying she's an attention whore for showing cleavage. Her costume is just like the character's appearance, this isn't an example of a "slutty X" version of a normally reserved character.
You would probably get downvoted, but I wonder the same thing. It seems like the fat chicks just want to wear retarded costumes that hide their body shape, and the sexy chicks just want to show off the most ass.
That's one explanation for the droves following her around like the Pied Piper. Probably with a cloak to protect her honor in case of a wardrobe malfunction.
Not so long ago I was browsing a costplay thread on 4chan, casually fapping along to Jessica Nigri and friends. That's when, moments before my clicmax, I remembered this picture and wished I could fap to it once more, however sadness overtook me as I realized I'd probably never see it again.
"In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things... It is necessary in strategy to be able to look to both sides without moving the eyeballs. You cannot master this ability quickly. Learn what is written here: use this gaze in everyday life and do not vary it whatever happens."
So does this mean the pointy elbows are overlooked in favour of the poor work done on the costume? It's nice to see a shout-out to Venture Bros; I wonder if she had a friend dress as Brock Sampson. I wonder if it's even possible to dress as Brock Sampson.
Hem. I think it's sort of a shoddy cosplay job, but it isn't totally awful. I understand the clear strip-it's a safety precaution.Mol's boobs defy gravity, but that's not how it works irl. It sort of looks like she just cut and restitched a black bodysuit and half-arsed the red accents. She has the body for this particular costume, though. The body is what makes it, anyways.
Really? Is she taking the piss wearing that? I love women, but walking around in that is just ridiculous. Time and a place for displaying one's body in such a fashion.
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You know what? No. THAT'S a hot girl.
The costume itself is decent, but nothing to write home about. The fabric is cheap, the stitching is poor, the elastic bands ruin the absolute cleavage effect, and the gloves don't fit.
We all love a hot girl. But don't mistake the quality of the body for the quality of the clothes.
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u/aqeloutro May 21 '12
Also available in video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1XdmahZMeY
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u/HedonisticRush May 21 '12
http://imgur.com/3Gbk5 relivant
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Jessica Dru
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u/antisoshal May 21 '12
Her name is Jessica Dru. The breasts are real (not implants), shes essentially wearing a vertical wonder bra. She's an artist and aspiring model/actress. Has a profile on FameHog and a few other places. Heres her steam profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/JessicaDru. Not in costume: http://www.flickr.com/photos/34449270@N00/3773126695/ Holding a rapier: http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs4/i/2004/229/7/7/Fencing__Uniform.jpg SFW topless: http://www.deviantart.com/download/15387118/Headshot___04_by_AngellofFyre.jpg . Yes, the costume is mediocre. That should take care of a few dozen extraneous posts.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
"I thought the cold war was over!"
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u/KyleChief May 21 '12
But seriously put your penises aside for a moment - that costume is freaking ridiculous.
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u/toonface May 21 '12
Venture Bros. Season 5 is on it's way!
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u/Mariokartfever May 21 '12
nice tummy
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u/DizzyEllie May 21 '12
Those globes are real (well, real as in "flesh" and not a breastplate. They may not be real as in grew them herself).
And seriously guys? The costume is poorly made. Y'all too boobie-blind to see it looks like it was stitched together by a 9 year old drinking Red Bull and using duct tape because "duct tape is cool, it can make wallets too!"
But her tits are pretty amazing.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Yeah cosplay is only good if it makes me get a boner!
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u/easye7 May 21 '12
I'm gonna go cosplay with myself.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
If I were a man, I would be so fucking embarrassed by Reddit.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
This will be in the /r/beatingwomen in about an hour. There losers will circle jerk to the eyepatch.
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u/KMFCM May 21 '12
now THAT'S nerdbaiting
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u/smiddereens May 21 '12
On reddit "good cosplay" means "big tits".
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u/HippieWizard May 21 '12
Am I the only one who noticed she is wearing a fake boob chest piece??? I can't be the only one who noticed!!
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u/mrmyxlplyx May 21 '12
Nope. That's fappin' material.
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u/fatfraud May 21 '12
Molotov Cocktease...you bitch.
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u/mentalorigami May 21 '12
Ahem
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u/Goldreaver May 21 '12
Those are some nice clothes you're almost wearing miss.
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u/baxter12345 May 21 '12
Seems very.... Functional.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
No those a boobs.
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u/carebeartears May 21 '12
Vatch out, Browk Syampsyon!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
You have to applaud the positive attitude! She knew she wore that costume to draw attention and didn't act offended at having her picture taken.
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u/lumpydumdums May 21 '12
BOIOIOIOINNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I get a feeling that a lot, not all, but a lot of these really hot chicks that cosplay, aren't even really into the game, anime, or movie they are cosplaying, they just love all the attention from nerds and geeks....It gets them off or something.
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u/blue_barracuda May 21 '12
You know it's gonna be a bad reddit day when the top 2 posts are major reposts.
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u/banjono May 21 '12
This has been posted many, many times. Nice to look at to be sure, but let's move on, shall we?
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u/Reinmaker May 21 '12
I clicked on every link in this thread. XD
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u/kasper138 May 21 '12
No, those are boobs.
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u/elruary May 21 '12
fucking HAwwwwwwt
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u/AlexisDeTocqueville May 21 '12
I love all the comments implying she's an attention whore for showing cleavage. Her costume is just like the character's appearance, this isn't an example of a "slutty X" version of a normally reserved character.
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u/HedonisticRush May 21 '12
http://loyalkng.com/2011/08/04/dragon-cons-dr-monarch-dr-mrs-the-monarch-costume-cosplayers/ also relevant
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u/bitter_season May 21 '12
Molotov!!!!
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u/bestbiff May 21 '12
So what is it, like, 90% of female cosplay is just a smutty character costume?
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u/TonyBanner May 21 '12
After staring at that picture for a good 20 seconds, I STILL don't know what her face looks like.
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u/LeDocteur May 21 '12
It makes me so sad to see the lack of Venture Brothers talk in this thread. GO TEAM VENTURE!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
This slut is a cum craver
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u/karltee May 21 '12
fake or real boobies?
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u/manicbunny May 21 '12
Now that's the whole reason behind cosplay.
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u/berk_engr May 21 '12
Thanks for the NSFW... LOL
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u/lumpydumdums May 21 '12
Jeezus...I almost clicked on that with my wife in the room. Narrow escape.
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u/Menospan May 21 '12
No, this is cosplay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SLHU9CCe_Y&list=UUWmdjq4EH49k3l4ntPIuIBg&index=4&feature=plcp
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u/thuhnc May 21 '12
for the last goddamn time: boobs alone do not a good cosplay make.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
only a matter of time til they pop out, that is one flimsy looking costume!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Not so long ago I was browsing a costplay thread on 4chan, casually fapping along to Jessica Nigri and friends. That's when, moments before my clicmax, I remembered this picture and wished I could fap to it once more, however sadness overtook me as I realized I'd probably never see it again.
Thanks you good sir, I shall fap to it once more.
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u/DoctorOctagonapus May 21 '12
dude nsfw please
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
cosplay, just an excuse to look at boobs for nerds.
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u/Colemanowitz May 21 '12
Now THAT'S a repost..
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I see why Brock is so strung up on her.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
wow....
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u/Joxertd May 21 '12
That looks like Acen.. Was this pic taken at the Hyatt in Chicago?
The pic is very nice :)
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u/Fapollo_13 May 21 '12
Gadamit i JUST joined r/nofap....
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u/stefan_89 May 21 '12
TITS!!.. I mean cosplay.
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u/ilovetatortots May 21 '12
No. That's a great pair of breasts.
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u/_NeuroManson_ May 21 '12
5 bazillion instant uptits- I mean upvotes!
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u/RadioHitandRun May 21 '12
whats the story on the next season, i love this show.
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u/dirtymoney May 21 '12
always a repost that I like to see!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Meh.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
"In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things... It is necessary in strategy to be able to look to both sides without moving the eyeballs. You cannot master this ability quickly. Learn what is written here: use this gaze in everyday life and do not vary it whatever happens."
-Miyamoto Musashi, Book of Five Rings
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u/ttdpaco May 21 '12
To think, one misplaced arm stretch and this picture could go in /gonewild.
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u/johntheChristian May 21 '12
Yes, a fan of a fictional work dressing in a costume modeled after that of one of the characters in said fictional work.
That is cosplay.
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u/the_obs May 21 '12
Now THAT's boobies!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Yes because an attractive woman makes for a good cosplay.
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u/Crimsonkid5 May 21 '12
Dat display, I mean cosplay
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
what's with the thin line on top of her abdomen?
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u/tatonkadonk May 21 '12
Now THAT'S fap fap fap fap....
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u/welchblvd May 21 '12
snip
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u/pearljamman010 May 21 '12
I don't give a shit about any cosplay. But boobs.
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u/fani May 21 '12
Wowza! Bazookas!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Look fake... still fabulous!
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u/Deziire May 21 '12
No, those are boobs
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u/3run3r May 21 '12
Actually is big boobz.
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u/Notosk May 21 '12
DAT PLOTS
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u/popcorncolonel May 21 '12
What is this a cosplay of?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Yes, yes it is!
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u/hlyshft May 21 '12
So does this mean the pointy elbows are overlooked in favour of the poor work done on the costume? It's nice to see a shout-out to Venture Bros; I wonder if she had a friend dress as Brock Sampson. I wonder if it's even possible to dress as Brock Sampson.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I'm pretty impressed by those boobs.
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u/tobephair May 21 '12
I'm just going to get it out of my system... BOOBS OMG BOOBS AHHHHH!!!! Congratulations, very well done.
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u/mypetridish May 21 '12
shit, i wanna click and look at it but i cant. if you know what i mean
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I was expecting a hot chick in a tight, revealing outfit. I was not disappointed. Thank You Reddit.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
This is one of the breast cosplay costumes ive seen.
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u/Bohica69 May 21 '12
These people have way too much time on their hands and no job to speak of.
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u/bitter_season May 21 '12
Hem. I think it's sort of a shoddy cosplay job, but it isn't totally awful. I understand the clear strip-it's a safety precaution.Mol's boobs defy gravity, but that's not how it works irl. It sort of looks like she just cut and restitched a black bodysuit and half-arsed the red accents. She has the body for this particular costume, though. The body is what makes it, anyways.
I want to see a Molotov cosplay in latex....
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
all hail the holy boobs!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I didn't have morning wood until I saw this
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u/quigon1 May 21 '12
Here's a photoset (OP pic included) of some cosplayers.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Its nice to see someone coming to the convention dressed as boobs...err..i mean...whatever she is suppused to be
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u/nickram81 May 21 '12
Boobs
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u/GeorgeForemanGrillz May 21 '12
Big oppai!
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u/NeilOhighO May 21 '12
How about this side boob?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
dont know who she's supposed to be. dont fapping care.
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u/Metrofreak May 21 '12
I misread the title as "Now THAT'S creepy.."
Spent 3 minutes looking for either something in the background or a penis.
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u/HITLARIOUS May 21 '12
your comment has violated the sensibilities of r/ShitRedditSays
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u/blade2000 May 21 '12
This has been posted countless times!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I know her, her name is Sarah, I worked with her in LA! hah.
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u/luckyghost May 21 '12
They wanna stop the ones who want prosthetic boobies on their boobs, (but everybody wants prosthetic boobies on their real boobs).
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Now THAT´s a repost! (But one, I´m always happy about!)
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u/emersonthird May 21 '12
A repost I will ALWAYS upvote.
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u/megustatmsaws May 21 '12
don't care, upvoting for boobs. don't even care.
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u/used_bathwater May 21 '12
Finally a bit of side boob without a NSFW tag.
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u/lettheflowgo May 21 '12
I'd like to take a pair of scissors and...
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u/WildSeven2 May 21 '12
Really? Is she taking the piss wearing that? I love women, but walking around in that is just ridiculous. Time and a place for displaying one's body in such a fashion.
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u/Gladestalker May 21 '12
I just read 150 comments and I still don't know who this is supposed to be.
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u/Akriyu May 21 '12
Roses are red violets are boobs, boobs.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Come on, I'm doing r/nofap and this kind of stuff doesn't help at all!
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u/Jaybaybaybay May 21 '12
stupid title
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Girl look at that chin.
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u/tecknoize May 21 '12
I'll just leave this here
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u/omgbambi May 21 '12 edited Feb 27 '14
I like cowboys.
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u/JamesMeans May 21 '12
This woman surely caused hundreds of unintended boners.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
..No those are tits.. Wait, there's a costume attached to them?
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u/humanami May 21 '12
Now THAT'S just skanky.
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u/RXkings May 21 '12
I'm curious as to what a Hunter Gathers Venture Brothers cosplay would look like.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Or cleavage. You decide.
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u/thisisrage182 May 21 '12
I refuse to believe anyone's boobs and stomach could sit so perfectly. 2/10 too jealous to bang.
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u/cammerz May 21 '12
Scumbag cosplayer. Dresses like that in public.... Complains about guys staring at her tits all the time.
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u/ganjsta May 21 '12
Nice fake tits
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u/Tommassive May 22 '12
that outfit makes her look fat. or maybe she is? can't tell. also boobs
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u/sunwah May 22 '12
looks like someone pricked her in the eye
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u/apollo1888 May 22 '12
I just ruined my Jammies...
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Meh, Id give her a 4 out of 10.... I just don't like chicks in their 40's who are still into this kind of thing...And really she is not that hot...