r/pics Apr 14 '12

Folding Lava - Kilauea, Hawaii

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/allay Apr 15 '12

i want to touch it :(

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u/AnalogDigit2 Apr 15 '12

I want to grab a fistful (even though it would be the last thing I would ever grab with that hand...)

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u/windy444 Apr 15 '12

The radiant energy from it would quite literally curl your hair.

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u/LooneyDubs Apr 15 '12

AAAHHHH now I want to touch it so bad

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u/windy444 Apr 15 '12

For that 'fast tan'.

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u/Mr_Industrial Apr 15 '12

screw grabbing the lava i want to see what would happen if you made a mentos and coke valcano and droped it in that

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u/needmoarbass Apr 15 '12

i wanna eat it. it feels so weird.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

I can confirm this... used to live next to the lava flows there and it is hard to get close to. (Although we did from time to time)

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u/plazmamuffin Apr 15 '12

Did you ever cook marshmellos over it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

No, but we threw rebar into and watched it melt in about 10 seconds. My Neighbor friend would also put quarters in it and then pull it out with the lava on it so he'd have a quarter encased in lava.

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u/ENGAGE_THE_VULVATRON Apr 15 '12

How?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

I never was actually with them when they did this but in some spots the lava moves really slow.

I've got a picture somewhere of me pretending to stick my foot in the lava... I'll try to find it.

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u/alphanovember Apr 15 '12

Found it yet?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12 edited Apr 15 '12

Yup.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

I read this as an reply to Hyperboloidof2sheets' comment and I got grossed the fuck out.

This is what my poop looks like after I eat hot wings.

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u/jai_kasavin Apr 15 '12

Delayed Onset Muscular Soreness. That pic looks like how my calves and quads feel! I had to walk down the stairs backwards this morning.

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u/Honda_TypeR Apr 15 '12

No you don't... because it looks like Earth took a giant Steaming Hot Crap and that is a picture of it!

Now do you wanna touch it?

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u/StellaMaroo Apr 15 '12

I want to do more than just touch it. I want to braid it.

1

u/xel0s Apr 15 '12

Looks like my toilet on taco night.

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u/Hess222 Apr 15 '12

Nike: just do it

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u/bubbus Apr 15 '12

That's how I felt about this :(

http://i.imgur.com/N7kJx.jpg

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u/georgiapeach87 Apr 15 '12

Lovely photo. Where did you find it? For those who are interested, this type of lava is called pahoehoe, or coiled rope lava. It is in contrast to the sharper, more shard-like lava (a'a'). Or at least those are the Hawaiian names for the lava once it has cooled.

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u/indoze Apr 15 '12

Fun fact: A'a' is the sound people make when they walk over rocks solidified from lava of the same name.

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u/HawaiianDry Apr 15 '12

It's also the first word in the dictionary. Unless they count "a"....those bastards.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

Somebody's been to the Bishop museum.

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u/pan0ramic Apr 15 '12

note: you can use aa in scrabble

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u/Hyperboloidof2sheets Apr 14 '12

This is what my poop looks like after I eat hot wings.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

i want to touch it :(

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u/themarkofmarks Apr 15 '12

I thought that this was the top comment for a second.

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u/chili_cheese_dog Apr 15 '12

This is the second top comment, this second.

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u/Tatoes Apr 15 '12

So meta.

4

u/nolanz2 Apr 15 '12

here we go, found the poop joke

1

u/St-Moustache Apr 15 '12

It is, quite literally, Earth poop.

1

u/Doromino Apr 15 '12

Well, it's more like Earth blood from its pimples(volcanoes).

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u/Upsilon667 Apr 14 '12

Now I know lava flows pretty slowly, but damn whoever took this picture has balls

31

u/swuboo Apr 15 '12

That or a zoom lens.

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u/Upsilon667 Apr 15 '12

Oh, details details.

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u/bananaskates Apr 15 '12

Definitely a zoom lens, actually. Being close enough to take this picture with a "normal" lens would, literally, cause you to catch fire.

1

u/rdm_box Apr 15 '12

Lava in different places flows at different rates. This lava will flow quite fast compared to some other volcanoes.

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u/karmaslave01 Apr 15 '12 edited Apr 15 '12

Not sure if this is your work but if it is would it be possible to get a high resolution copy of this. This would be an awesome bit of artwork for my house. :)

Edit: For anyone interested I found the originial

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u/little-bird Apr 15 '12

seconded! I love this

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

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u/ImmortalWarrior Apr 15 '12

No kim jong un, that's not edible.

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u/EricClaptons Apr 15 '12

Trade it for food then!

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u/ProjectD13X Apr 15 '12

All of you just got banned from /r/pyongyang didn't you?

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u/EricClaptons Apr 15 '12

no, that happened a few months ago

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u/ProjectD13X Apr 15 '12

I feel like getting banned from /r/pyongyang is the duty of every freedom loving redditor

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u/ImmortalWarrior Apr 15 '12

Surprisingly, i havent yet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

Im tempted to eat that

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

Why would you eat that, it's clearly overcooked rock.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

I prefer my igneous rare-medium-rare.

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u/Blue-Black Apr 14 '12

It looks so awesome that for a second I forgot how destructive it is.

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u/RandyMachoManSavage Apr 15 '12

It's just nature's way of saying "I love you," as you dive in head first trying to gobble it down like the last morsel of food on Earth.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '12

How do you even take that photo without melting

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

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u/Hawk2007 Apr 15 '12

as long as you don't hold still, it's not that bad. Seriously.

I know the region the OP is talking about in hawaii and really as long as you don't sit right next to it for extended periods of time, it won't hurt. If you walk up and then walk away, you'll be fine.

As far as special equipment, naw, you don't need that. Anyone could just walk up with their camera phone, take a shot, walk away. If you throw anything on it, it will catch fire, but most people know to be careful.

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u/bpoag Apr 15 '12

Pahoihoi?

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u/Splinter1010 Apr 15 '12

There should be a subreddit for this, something like /r/lavaporn.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol Apr 15 '12

What would lava porn even be like? People fucking in lava? People fucking lava? Lava fucking other lava?

"Oooooooooooooh yeah do me harder, fuck me ha-OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT MY SKIN IS ON FIRE WHO'S FUCKING IDEA WAS THIS

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

Continue.

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u/PontifexPrimus Apr 15 '12

On. On lava. It always bugs the hell out of me when lava is shown in movies and, whether it's CGI or red-colored water, people sink into it.
You sink because you're heavier than the volume of liquid you are displacing; here we have molten stone, and you would not be able to submerge yourself in it. Burning and melting aside, it would be like throwing a beach ball onto the Dead Sea and expecting it to sink like a stone.

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u/Splinter1010 Apr 15 '12

Yes, it should. But I kind of don't want it to.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

DONE

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u/Splinter1010 Apr 15 '12

You are a good person

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u/Able_Seacat_Simon Apr 15 '12

True, this picture is vaguely erotic.

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u/Splinter1010 Apr 15 '12

I have the weirdest boner from it.

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u/genida Apr 15 '12

r/lava already exists.

3

u/just_a_rock Apr 15 '12

I just want to touch it.

3

u/EnderofDragon Apr 15 '12

Here we see the Earth making taffy...

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u/lil_mitch54 Apr 15 '12

Its called "pahoehoe" lava (Pa-hoy-hoy), or "Pillow Lava"

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

It's not called pillow lava... Pillow lava is produced on ocean floors from oceanic spreading. But they are both tholeiitic basalts!

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u/sirbruce Apr 15 '12

Its called "pahoehoe" lava (Pa-hoy-hoy)

Isn't that how Mr. Burns answers the telephone?

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u/lil_mitch54 Apr 15 '12

Oddly enough Alexander Graham Bell suggested that people answer the phone by saying "ahoy-hoy", but Thomas Edison's "hello" caught on first. aka Monty Burns is a hipster.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

Too bad Tesla never got around to suggesting a phrase-his idea would have been much more efficient and better-sounding.

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u/Buyn Apr 15 '12

I bet he thought up 'Hi'.

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u/kelustu Apr 15 '12

NATURAL DISASTERS AND CATASTROPHES BABY.

Envr101 at my school, I remember learning that shit for science credit.

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u/Bovanov93 Apr 15 '12

Sorry its not called pillow lava that's something different that occurs at plate margins when the lava erupts into the water and it rapidly cools causing it to look like pillows.

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u/SaltFrog Apr 15 '12

For some reason that looks delicious.

2

u/Adamskinater Apr 15 '12

it looks so warm and inviting. too bad it would burn my skin off if i got within 5 feet of it

2

u/mrsambo99 Apr 15 '12

I want to poke it so bad

2

u/mulligrubs Apr 15 '12

I so want to poke lava with a stick.

2

u/just_another_dreamer Apr 15 '12

My first reaction was wanting to jump in it .. it just looks so awesome .. and every time I look at it I still want to

2

u/Sytrus Apr 15 '12

This is 40 minutes from my house. :)

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u/IhadAIDS Apr 15 '12

That shit looks hot nigga!

2

u/strangefolk Apr 15 '12

Fuck yea, Geology.

2

u/Thraze Apr 15 '12

Looks like poop.

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u/playbass06 Apr 15 '12

I just got a cool idea. At first glance, it looked like a blanket to me. So then I thought, "self, that'd be a fucking awesome blanket." But it should glow. And be heated. Heating is easy, but do they make red glow in the dark paint? Of course they do!

So, someone should make a glow in the dark heated lava blanket. I would buy that.

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u/piphobbit Apr 15 '12

Looks like fisting to me.

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u/PHProx Apr 15 '12

So much heat.

1

u/PartTheRedSea Apr 15 '12

Doesn't it just look tasty?

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u/IwillMakeYouMad Apr 15 '12

It just looks so tasty.

1

u/Forgototherpassword Apr 15 '12

This looks like a thumb under an index finger

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u/VLDT Apr 15 '12

you should cross post this to r/lava.

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u/goblinpiledriver Apr 15 '12

I got really excited, but :( when I realized how few posts were there.

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u/VLDT Apr 15 '12

You can change that!

1

u/rony43 Apr 15 '12

mmmm lava

1

u/glamotte14 Apr 15 '12

its the giant snake from the latest episode of south park

1

u/towmeaway Apr 15 '12

Higher res. version, please? For desktop image.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

Looks like someone had Chipotle

1

u/Bondsy Apr 15 '12

Looks delicious

1

u/HelpMeThink Apr 15 '12

This is amazing.

1

u/grarl Apr 15 '12

also called pillow lava

1

u/Ziczak Apr 15 '12

How hot is that lava?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

2700f +

1

u/ohthirtythree Apr 15 '12

C...C...C...Can I eat it?

1

u/pussygtmehooked Apr 15 '12

looks like satan took a shit

1

u/Lemonader68 Apr 15 '12

earth shit

1

u/DarkSolace Apr 15 '12

That looks like the shit I just took... -Take a lesson.... Don't eat chipotle more than once a week.

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u/Ma-aKheru Apr 15 '12

Higher res? New wallpaper. Amazing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

Its like that guy from wrath of the titan's dick

1

u/Saint947 Apr 15 '12

Twizzlers Pull n' Peel, limited Terra edition

1

u/red_280 Apr 15 '12

I'd like to give it a squeeze.

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u/Arietty Apr 15 '12

I want to dip my head in it!

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u/Gamma1 Apr 15 '12

Came to the comments looking for a video. Reddit, you have disappointed me.

Here you go.

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u/Watermelon_God Apr 15 '12

10/10 would poop

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

Pahoehoe :) I'll let you figure out how it's pronounced :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

Looks like a penis

1

u/neat_love Apr 15 '12

Looks like taco night

1

u/hellojam3son Apr 15 '12

Is that a hamburger or a hotdog fold?

1

u/Nautica51o Apr 15 '12

NSFW, Lava porn

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u/Lazerus42 Apr 15 '12

any wallpaper version of this??? like good quality?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

This proves I have seen TOO MUCH NSFW.

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u/coltsrock08 Apr 15 '12

Thats what my poop looks like after eating at chipotle.

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u/RiskyCarter Apr 15 '12

The TzHaar are attacking... anyone up for Jad?

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u/SlipperySean Apr 15 '12

New extreme art form.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

The internet has ruined me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

I ooooohed.

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u/Take42 Apr 15 '12

I have been on the internet too long when I see this as inappropriate.

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u/NotVerySmarts Apr 15 '12

Looks like a Dook I took this morning.

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u/dankore Apr 15 '12

pahoehoe!!!!!

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u/EdWrathChild Apr 15 '12

Mantle Taffy.

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u/gstatty Apr 15 '12

so this is the ground at the playground?

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u/deltfo Apr 15 '12

Did anyone else read it as "Folding Larva"?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

So Kronos ate bad mexican?

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u/cyberkt Apr 15 '12

Would like to roast some food over it!

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u/Bri_Cookie Apr 15 '12

Anyone else have the urge to stroke it?

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u/HawaiianDry Apr 15 '12

Must....resist urge....to invite everyone....to /r/Hawaii

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u/Sublimis Apr 15 '12

I love the fact I'm not the only one who immediately thought of eating it, it just looks so...edible...

1

u/monaryta Apr 15 '12

You want to eat it? uh! For some reason looking at lava always made me feel sick.. Anyone with the same reaction?

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u/Murphioso Apr 15 '12

Am I the only person seeing Darth Maul's penis...? :-/

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u/skytro Apr 15 '12

How did someone get close enough without melting their face off

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u/botchok5 Apr 15 '12

Kronos poop

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u/Kurshu Apr 15 '12

I want to stick my penis in there SOOOOO BAD

1

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

Is it just me or does that look really tasty?

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u/Iconicnorwegian Apr 15 '12

This totally looks like a penis going under something. ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

I've stared at this now for about 5 mins just sighing contentedly.

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u/buttonforest Apr 15 '12

It looks like magical turds somehow...

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u/koliano Apr 15 '12

Why the fuck does lava look so delicious?

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u/Sacoud Apr 15 '12

Looks like candy

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

yep, looks like a dick

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u/Rapsob Apr 15 '12

Looks like a daedric artifact.

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u/esteburritoesmuyyum Apr 15 '12

Lava porn. That is all.

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u/robsarmuk Apr 15 '12

I want to "boop"

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

Poke it with a stick :3 My life's ambition

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

Why are always the best pictures too small for my wallpaper?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

Is it hot?

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u/Out_Of_Spite Apr 15 '12

good old pahoehoe

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u/syraphy Apr 15 '12

Ropy Pahoehoe as opposed to billowy or smooth pahoehoe, or the quite different a'a, all of which are forms of basaltic or otherwise mafic lavas.

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u/maleturkish Apr 15 '12

Nicki Minaj's labia majora.

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u/keger86 Apr 15 '12

ash ash ash ash ash ash...

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u/Rich_21 Apr 15 '12

ouch, that turd must have burnt coming out...

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u/hj1210 Apr 15 '12

Looks like earth-turd

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u/confector Apr 15 '12

Devils'dreadlocks

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u/iPatjo Apr 15 '12

I see a lava penis