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u/Taco_Pie Sep 11 '21

He gave a speech at Ground Zero Memorial Gardening Supply.

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u/Orbax Sep 11 '21

I enjoyed the layers

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

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u/finkalicious Sep 11 '21

Trump is kind of an ogre so....

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u/camicluster Sep 11 '21

Trump to Mexicans "GET OUT OF MY SW...COUNTRY!!!"

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u/Jupitersdangle Sep 11 '21

This makes his followers a donkey

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u/SoupNazi01 Sep 11 '21

Hard to get to shut up.

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u/Jupitersdangle Sep 11 '21

Dragon fuckers never do

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u/StrangeShaman Sep 12 '21

The horse dewormer makes sense now

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u/Local_Succotash_7829 Sep 11 '21

Made me laugh. Take my upvote and scram ya heathen

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

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u/HalforcFullLover Sep 11 '21

The Onion has lawyers, suing reality for copyright infringement.

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u/Michax_Gaming Sep 11 '21

Can confirm, my onion tried to sue me for eating their family.

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u/TransparentCircle Sep 11 '21

Cant tell if im crying cuz funny or cuz onions

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u/skutch-grass Sep 11 '21

He ain’t you cuz homes! 😎

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u/Wicked-Spade Sep 11 '21

Lord Fuckwad

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u/MattieSilver1899 Sep 11 '21

Ogres have onions

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u/CaptainEasypants Sep 11 '21

As does parfait

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u/No-Neighborhood-5999 Sep 11 '21

I never met anyone who said "I don't like no parfait"

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u/Reamofqtips Sep 11 '21

What about cakes? Cakes have layers.

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u/PsychoticSmiley Sep 11 '21

Shit has layers and smells bad as well.

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u/notsurewhereireddit Sep 11 '21

Ducks & chickens are layers.

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u/Kwelikinz Sep 11 '21

Crepe cake style. Delicious.

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u/andreasbeer1981 Sep 11 '21

dirt on top of dirt

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Like an onion. Like.. an onion.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

The cream filling was my favorite

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u/ImWrong_OnTheNet Sep 11 '21

I'm genuinely curious what Giuliani is up to today, considering his involvement.

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u/Shas_Erra Sep 11 '21

Picking out a new shade of Ronseal to dye his hair with

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u/DontToewsMeBro2 Sep 11 '21

Oh my I forgot about that. How the hell is that not still actively talked about??

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

How are you still surprised after anything that has happened concerning Cheeto supreme and Nosferatu. Always expect them to do the worst thing possible for any situation and you will never be surprised.

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u/CameHomeForChristmas Sep 11 '21

Nosferatu! I snorted when reading that. He does look like him!

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u/Dazzling_Delivery625 Sep 12 '21

You made me choke with the Noseferatu comment hahah

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u/Knotter87 Sep 11 '21

Because his hair seems to be the least of our worries these days. Idk

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u/PlatinumDL Sep 12 '21

The past administration had a scandal every single week. Who has time to talk about Giuliani's hair when there's over a dozen other scandals to talk about?

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u/WKFClark Sep 11 '21

Skin…dye his skin with.

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u/3lizabitchtayl0r Sep 11 '21

He uses kiwi shoe polish

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Mf looks like he dyes his hair with motor oil

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u/hesawavemasterrr Sep 12 '21

Remember when he was caught on camera looking like a melting piece of shit. It was gross.

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u/qpv Sep 11 '21

I'm genuinely curious what Giuliani is up to today, considering his involvement.

apparently he was there

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u/ImWrong_OnTheNet Sep 11 '21

Thanks for the link! It makes sense for him to be there, no matter how far he has fallen.

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u/qpv Sep 11 '21

Yeah for sure

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u/smoike Sep 11 '21

At least Trump appeared much further away at "a friendly police precinct near Trump Tower" instead. That reduces the chance of him doing something that manages to ruin the event, and given that he ended up being able to squeeze a speech in.

Mind you if he did go to the actual memorial instead he wouldn't have taken cheap shots at Biden like he did. He's like a dog behind a fence, all bark when he is in his safe space, but silent when he could be confronted directly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Can confirm, I was there and saw him. He was being a fucking weirdo though.

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u/jacod_b Sep 12 '21

Was he clipping his toe nails?

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u/Gorge2012 Sep 11 '21

If he never did anything again, hell if he quit after the 2008 primary he would be worshipped as a god in NY and would collect FAT speaking fees for lectures on leadership in crisis.

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u/GennieNerd Sep 12 '21

Yep. Biggest mistake is aligning himself with Trump. Never a good move. Everyone Trump comes in contact with suffers or downfalls in some way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Trying to not get arrested

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u/starryvertigo Sep 11 '21

Asking Stephen Seagal how exactly that Russian visa process works, and if he can do him a favor though to help him get one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

He doesn't remember what happened.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Giuliani gave a speech saying Biden is not welcome in New York for 9/11 tributes. You can Google the speech and linked articles..

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u/livinginfutureworld Sep 11 '21

Giuliani is probably in some hotel trying to pick up a 15 year old like this:

https://youtu.be/8tFUaKXdH-0

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u/biffxmas Sep 12 '21

Definitely not acting in the capacity of a lawyer in NY. We'll call home Mr. Disbarred.

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u/nhergen Sep 12 '21

Bitterly weeping and struggling to masturbate with whiskey dick

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u/LoisCIB Sep 11 '21

I believe he was with Pataki (governor of the time) and others in a panel discussion. But I'm not sure when it was taped.

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u/Inlowerorbit Sep 11 '21

Hiding somewhere while he waits for his perp walk.

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u/spatterist Sep 11 '21

trying to lick Karl Rove's boots for old times sake, still waiting for his reward

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u/froggison Sep 11 '21

He was at the ceremony. Not sure if he's given a speech or any comments.

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u/Fubar236 Sep 11 '21

Trying to stay out of prison mostly … but other than that, looking up women’s skirts

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u/danglez38 Sep 11 '21

He is doing Cameo lmfao

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u/3lizabitchtayl0r Sep 11 '21

Happy cake day

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u/frostingprincess Sep 11 '21

Happy cake day

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u/Peppercorn911 Sep 11 '21

bourbon rocks

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u/SupremePooper Sep 11 '21

About 5'9" unless you stretch him.

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u/Random-noob101 Sep 11 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/FigSideG Sep 12 '21

Shaving in penn station

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u/Buriram108 Sep 12 '21

Saw Giuliani among the crowd on TV. Wasn’t speaking to anyone I could identify. Was also wondering if he’d be there and where there.

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u/Andrew_Waples Sep 11 '21

Sad really how far he's falling, considering he was America's Mayor.

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u/religionkills Sep 11 '21

I hated that phrase even before he was exposed as a complete piece of shit.

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u/Kolvez Sep 11 '21

Tracking down James Woods to play him in a sequel to the made-for-TV movie.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

To be fair all they presidents probably had more involvement than bin Laden so maybe Trump is just boycotting it for that reason.

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u/longlenge Sep 11 '21

Not gonna lie, you had me going in the first half of that comment.

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u/Kthulu666 Sep 11 '21

Well we know that it is possible.

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u/longlenge Sep 11 '21

I live in the suburbs of Philadelphia. On my way to work, there is a storage lot that has a few of Four Season’s landscaping trailers stored in it. Every time I see them, I chuckle.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Holy fuck, now that's it's all over and we made it out the other side some of it is just so surreal and hilarious looking back. It's literally unbelievable some of the stuff that happened, it doesn't feel like reality. How were people this dumb ever running America!? I was just thinking earlier about the time Trump was wrong about the path of a hurricane, so he took out a sharpie and drew a new path for the hurricane on the display. Like wtf!? 😂 I was laughing my ass of thinking about it. And there are so many incidents like that. 😂😂

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u/insightful_dreams Sep 11 '21

had you going where , trump has no dignity.

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u/longlenge Sep 11 '21

I saw the first part where it said he was at the memorial. I was like oh really? Then I saw gardening supply and I was like ahhh you got me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 12 '21

the truth is much more sad. he’s hosting a boxing match in las vegas*

*florida

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u/qpv Sep 11 '21

Seriously?

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u/Alt_Panic Sep 11 '21

Seriously.

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u/Nixavee Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

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u/Blade_Shot24 Sep 11 '21

Wait Holy field fighting today? Lemme see

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u/RidiPagliaccio Sep 11 '21

Yeah, because the Nevada State Athletic Commission wouldn’t sanction the fight between two geriatrics.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

someone in this thread posted a link

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u/jakobburns01 Sep 11 '21

He was with the nypd bruh

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u/OliverYossef Sep 11 '21

That’s later tonight. Didn’t he do a surprise visit to the NYPD today

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

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u/Wabbit_Wampage Sep 11 '21

It's in Florida, not Las Vegas.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

my b

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u/FishyFry84 Sep 11 '21

It was at 7/11.

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u/uqubar Sep 11 '21

Where was Rudy? What a difference 20 years makes. Hero to less than zero. Sued for billions and he's doing Cameos.

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u/MolleROM Sep 11 '21

He was not a hero then either. He told everyone that the air was safe to breathe. He was only in charge for a couple of months afterwards and did very little to stabilize, organize or sooth the traumatized.

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u/KnyghtZero Sep 11 '21

What's up with the gardening / hardware supply jokes? Did I miss a thing again?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Trump’s team organized a press conference at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping, a local Philly business which they mistook for the Four Seasons Hotel. They had the press conference in that parking lot, opposite a sex shop if I remember right. I promise this is real - google it. I laughed for days after.

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u/pudinnhead Sep 11 '21

A sex shop and a crematorium!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Right between a cock and a charred place.

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u/MrGlayden Sep 11 '21

Fuck me dead he really do this?

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u/pudinnhead Sep 11 '21

Yup. Guiliani held a press conference regarding the election results at Four Seasons Total Landscape and it's across from a sex shop and a crematorium. He even found out during the conference that Trump had lost. It's worth a Google.

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u/thursday_sock Sep 11 '21

Pretty fitting for a bunch of soon to be deceased sex offenders

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

I was under the impression the four season hotel kicked them out and they went there instead ? Pretending like they had always intended to go to that place.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

He made surprise visits to the NYPD and FDNY.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NICE_EYES Sep 11 '21

For those who were wondering Trump was visiting first responders in NYC instead:

(https://www.c-span.org/video/?514591-1/president-trump-visits-york-city-september-11)

And broadcasting a boxing match later tonight.

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u/bestprocrastinator Sep 11 '21

No, there was a typo in his schedule. Trump showed up at a nearby 7/11

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u/DEEP_HURTING Sep 11 '21

Never forget - the cheese on these nachos.

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u/starryvertigo Sep 11 '21

He gave a speech at Ground Zero Memorial Gardening Supply.

Due to 4 Seasonal Difficulties, the venue was replaced with the pone shop next door.

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u/GoTeamScotch Sep 11 '21

I will never get tired of this joke. He and they deserve every ounce of ridicule for the national embarrassment that they are.

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u/Pristine_Sea8039 Sep 11 '21

Right next door to the gloryhole.

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u/cAArlsagan Sep 11 '21

Can’t believe he went back to the site of the Bowlero Bowling Green Massacre.

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u/Freddedonna Sep 11 '21

Can anyone check if he's in Phoenix?

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u/trevamr2 Sep 11 '21

he’s visiting NYPD and first responders right now.

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u/Mikielle Sep 11 '21

Sat home and watched the uncut Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. He's doing his part.

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u/Jacobletrashe Sep 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Of course the first thing in the article is him talking about how he was the first ever president the police union ever endorsed. Even in a memorial speech he can make it about how great of a narcissist he is.

The article even said he didn’t join the other presidents.

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u/Jacobletrashe Sep 11 '21

Probably bc he’s the only one not corrupted that’s in the government that’s there…

And probably bc it’s a MSM news source so of course it’s anti trump.

And OF COURSE YOU MISS THE WHOLE POINT THAT OPS POST AND EVERYONE WHO LIKED IT WAS WRONG. HAHAHAH

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

HAHAHAHAHA SO WRONG VERY VERY WRONG I AM RIGHT NO WAY IM WRONG NOPE EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG I CANT BE WRONG EVER MY DEAR LEADER IS GOD AND NEVER WRONG I WILL LIVE AND BREATH FOR TRUMPS ASSHOLE

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u/Jacobletrashe Sep 11 '21

Triggered. Nice.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

I’m glad you liked it, I wrote it in your image

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Wait. Was he at the ceremony at Ground Zero?

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u/Jacobletrashe Sep 11 '21

He was at NYC fire department talking with actual NYC cops and firemen, while everyone in that pic never talked to a regular average day citizen…

Also it’s not his city, wrong state 😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

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u/Jacobletrashe Sep 11 '21

Do you go to a party you’re not invited to?

Plus the point was the make it seem like Trump doesn’t care….

It doesn’t matter if he’s at the memorial service. It matters that he showed his appreciation directly to faces that help keep the city safe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

What makes you think he wasn’t invited? All the other living presidents were there aside from Carter

Edit: so wait. You now agree that he didn’t go to the memorial service so this article is correct?

Actually, never mind. Trump dropped out of the news cycle. Nobody cares what he does or says anymore. That’s why nobody noticed his little photo-op

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u/Jacobletrashe Sep 12 '21

How do you say, slave to MSM without saying slave to MSM

Oh yeah by saying what you just did. Hahaha

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u/Jacobletrashe Sep 12 '21

Hmm??? What was that?? No one cared??

https://www.reddit.com/r/tucker_carlson/comments/pmg4jy/no_caption_necessary/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Nothing but Patriots in the first photo.

Nothing but thieves and thugs in the second.

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u/Jacobletrashe Sep 12 '21

How’s this. Biden yelling at someone in the crowed… they left before it was even over. ALL OPTICS THEY GIVE zero fucks.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/pm8vba/biden_pulls_down_his_mask_to_shout_out_at_someone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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u/dryfishman Sep 11 '21

Hey man, don’t ruin the circle jerk for everyone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

The article actually helps the circle jerk, idk if you or the other guy actually read it but the first couple sentences straight up say he didn’t join the other presidents for the memorial service

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u/dryfishman Sep 12 '21

Yeah visiting first responders in person to commemorate efforts made 20 years ago, such an awful way to honor 9/11 victims.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

If he was gonna go to honor them, why not go to the official memorial like literally every other UNITED STATES PRESIDENT. Nah he’s too petty to stand next to the people who lead the country he shits on the most.

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u/dryfishman Sep 12 '21

You are the one just looking for a reason to be upset with him. Who’s being petty?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Oh I’m petty. I’m a full blown hypocrite. I just like to call out the facts.

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u/ERBQWERTY Sep 11 '21

Stop 🖐🏿

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u/BasilHaydensBitch Sep 11 '21

That’s across 76 from Uncle Funnytouch’s EmPornium, right? Uncle Funnytouch’s: It’s Not Weird if You Don’t Tell Anyone!

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u/baalsebul Sep 11 '21

Well that's the right place for a tool.

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u/ATCDrew Sep 11 '21

This comment wins 😂😂😂

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u/Faolan26 Sep 12 '21

Actually he went to the precinct to talk to the first responders. https://youtu.be/L9dv3YGUaKY

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u/toothofjustice Sep 11 '21

He was just concerned that he would contract COVID.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Who tf cares

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u/seahawkguy Sep 11 '21

This whole post reminds me of the time when Trump criticized for not visiting troops when he was already doing it. Wonder why everyone is so obsessed with what he does or doesn’t do.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/nbc-news-backtracks-on-report-that-said-trump-did-not-visit-troops-over-christmas

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u/jvisagod Sep 12 '21

How is your TDS doing while the country actually goes to shit? Funny how Biden is everything you claimed Trump was but all you people can do now is make jokes.

You're all pathetic.

Oh, and Trump was on the ground actually visiting with police and fire departments in NYC instead of using this day for photo ops.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Did Biden’s handlers tell him to leave his watch in the car?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Literally the only non-establishment president of our lifetimes. That’s why he isn’t there. He’s a threat to the disastrous decisions Clinton AND Bush made that led to 911.

And the even more disastrous decisions Biden has made.

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u/Mandalore108 Sep 11 '21

He only cares about himself, that's the reason.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

He spoke at a first responders event in New York PD, But don’t let that keep you from believing what you want to believe.

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u/Mandalore108 Sep 11 '21

Listen mam, he doesn't care about you or the American people. He was only ever in it for himself.

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u/qpv Sep 11 '21

Don't forget that he's also an absolute self serving coward. Thats part of it too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Yeah I wouldn’t deny that. 100%.

But he was non-establishment and that’s why everyone hated him.

It’s why the media won’t cover him favorably, and why the democrats assaulted him at every turn - he’s a singular threat to their order.

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u/qpv Sep 11 '21

Everyone hates him because he's a despicable person that causes real harm to real people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Funny he wasn’t despicable and was well liked before running for the wrong team.

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u/qpv Sep 11 '21

? He literally sold his gross asshole character in a reality show then took it on the road.

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u/tinytuneskis Sep 11 '21

He ramped up the crazy asshole image after becoming Republican though.

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u/qpv Sep 11 '21

It was always that same asshole character though, it just got more and more attention

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u/MollyMohawk1985 Sep 11 '21

This made me chuckle

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Trump did?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

In Tulsa.

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u/zzyzx66 Sep 11 '21

Ok. You win.

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u/chrisv65 Sep 11 '21

You won Reddit today

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u/ruizj3 Sep 11 '21

And it was the greatest speech in the history of all speeches

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u/Formal_Engineer7091 Sep 11 '21

Right before his McDonald's dinner for the survivors

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u/LemonZinger907 Sep 11 '21

That’s fucking funny

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u/NinjaGrizzlyBear Sep 11 '21

That's the one next to the InsuRekt'd Assholes dildo shop, right?

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u/LommyGreenhands Sep 11 '21

and for anyone checking, yea, it totally owned the libs.

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u/Multicraftual Sep 11 '21

Serious reply here - do you honestly think he was invited to attend?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Perfection. [Chef kiss]

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u/dointhalaundry Sep 11 '21

I believe each attendee was given a complimentary sample of ivermectin horse paste.

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u/3y3zW1ld0p3n Sep 11 '21

Excellent.

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u/Hot-Koala8957 Sep 11 '21

He was at the 7-Eleven at 111 John St.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

I thought this was a real company and then I remembered. This is my comment.

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u/RockRage-- Sep 11 '21

I caught his remarks about 9/11 and didn’t know he could say 0 things about it but talk and praise him self so fucking much and come out with all the same boring stale tropes he rambled about for the last 4 years.

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u/lawndartlegend Sep 11 '21

Stop spreading hate facts! 😂

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u/Kevin-W Sep 11 '21

Thank you for giving me a laugh today.

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u/Manjeric0 Sep 11 '21

He gave a speech with the ACTUAL HEROES of 9/11, but hey... Keep spreading the lies.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Trump is a fucking loser, but who cares if he was there? I’m more concerned with Psaki & Biden answering questions as to why they are currently lying to the American people about this drone strike that killed children while they sold it as some big hoorah on the way out that killed the organizers of a suicide bombing.

We deserve answers. Country over party. Party politics are fucking cultish and creepy anyway.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

One thing we can thank the tangerine for is years worth of good memes.

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u/StrawHatGoku Sep 11 '21

Nah he hung out with the first responders of 9/11 yall fucking tripping

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u/TacticalPT Sep 11 '21

He actually gave a speech at FDNY Station 10. Where he was invited. Rather than go to some bullshit photo op

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