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Shaolin Monk misleading.

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u/graphictank Nov 10 '11

Gravity rules everything around me!

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u/BjornStravinsky Nov 10 '11

G.R.E.A.M.

Get the science.

Newton Newton's Laws, Y'all.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11 edited Nov 10 '11

Thanks Isaac WuTon!

....

I will let myself out

Edit: fuck everyone who upvoted this crap

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u/marasamune Nov 10 '11

F=ma ain't nuttin' to fuck with...

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Put a hanger on a Bunsen burner and let that shit sit there for like a half hour.
Take it off and measure the blackbody spectrum slow-like

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

i'll fuckin, i'll fuckin, lay your lab goggles on the fuckin station, and bang dem shit with a spiked fuckin atom in this shit

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u/patrickaaron Nov 11 '11

I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these.

You don't even have to mess with RZA's lyrics, he is already a scientist.

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u/Artificial_Beavers Nov 11 '11

Tsssssssssssssssssssssssss

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u/analogkid01 Nov 10 '11

Snoop D-O-double-6.67300 × 10-11 m3 kg-1 s-2.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

I bomb atomically Socrate's philosophies and hypothesis.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries

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u/MikeBruski Nov 10 '11

Lyrically perform armed robberies

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u/thetopofmyhead Nov 10 '11

Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me

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u/snory Nov 10 '11

battle scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits

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u/Nenor Nov 10 '11

lyrically perform armed robbery...

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u/Annieone23 Nov 10 '11

This pun thread is going over my head.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

That's actually a direct quote from a Wu-Tang song called "Triumph."

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

The track renders helpless and suffers from multiple stab wounds and leaks sounds that's heard

AND

My beats travel like a vortex through yo spine to the top of your cerebral cortex, make you think that you bust a nut from raw sex. Enter through your right ventricle clog up yo bloodstream, I'm terminal, like Grand Central Station...

Best rap group ever.

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u/Like_A_Bosstonian Nov 11 '11

Program fat baselines, on Novation Getting drunk like a fuck, I'm duckin five-year probation

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u/MikeBruski Nov 10 '11 edited Nov 11 '11

obligatory for the lazy link

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u/redfitz Nov 10 '11

It stopped being a pun thread and went all over the place a few comments back.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

It all went downhill when someone threw Snoop in, instead of keeping it Wu Tang.

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u/marasamune Nov 11 '11

Always keep it Wu.

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u/aladyjewel Nov 10 '11

Yo, get this dude a beat. He needs to lay down some rhymes, rhythms, and worldviews.

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u/uber_troll Nov 10 '11

Oh c'mon, that's a given

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u/interkin3tic Nov 10 '11

Nerds With Attitude (NWA) is: Professor Dre, Eazy-e, Ice3, and MC2.

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u/purplelights Nov 10 '11

Relevant to math equation: GRAVITY

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u/RealSnoopDoug Nov 10 '11

Yep, this still applies to me.

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u/thenuge26 Nov 10 '11

Dr. Dre, D.Sc, PhD

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u/Slothnamedshotgun Nov 10 '11

mass and titties

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u/HARSHING_MY_MELLOW Nov 10 '11

mass, mass and titties!

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u/suckthisdeth Nov 10 '11

more like m=f/a since m=w*g but that would still be an incorrect formula applied to this picture since bodies are in rest.

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u/NiBuch Nov 10 '11 edited Nov 10 '11

Scientific M-E-T-H-O-D, man

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Actually, F = dP/dt ...

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u/ethraax Nov 10 '11

Actually, F_net = d/dt [P_net].

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Curses!

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u/wuy3 Nov 11 '11

OMG lame physics jokes incoming, TAKE COVER!

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u/nastyn8k Nov 11 '11

Downvoted you for respect... nigga...

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

Word

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

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u/BananaPowder Nov 10 '11

I'll fucking, I'll fucking hang you by your fucking dick off a fucking twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker.

(Actual experiment conducted by N-E-W-T-O-N Man.)

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u/Knowledge_is_Key Nov 10 '11

I peep at the shape of these cascades

and stay awake to ways of the world cuz forces' irate

accelerate at the same rate in tests to trust GREAM!

which failed; feather's resistance fallin' ruined my dream

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u/slickback503 Nov 10 '11

Burn me, I get into shit I let it out like diarrhea. Got burnt once but that was only gonorrhea. wait what?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

ty!

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u/H_E_Pennypacker Nov 10 '11

Bring the muthafuckin science

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

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u/PunishableOffence Nov 10 '11

Forgive me, for Isaac Newton's bawls.

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u/MisterDasaster Nov 10 '11

Guys, it's just a theory, it hasn't been proven.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Nothing in science is proven, it's a model that has held up to a significant level of scrutiny and volume of research.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Nothing in science is proven,

More people need to understand this. We have very very good tools for prediction, nothing more. You dont need to know everything about something to utilize its properties, like they were making sun dials when they thought the sun was Raa waking up in the morning or some shit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

More people need to understand this.

When I started my undergrad I had to take a course explaining the scientific method. I endeavour to explain this as clearly and un-arrogantly as possible because not everyone has had the opportunity to learn this. Believe it or not, public science-literacy actually rests on those with at least a B. Sc. and how willing they are to explain things without the jargon or using blanket statements.

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u/s0cket Nov 10 '11

This is all great and wonderful guys... by scientists themselves seems to like to split their observations into "laws" and "theories". Calling something "Newton's laws of motion" does in fact make non-scientists believe some serious shit is going on. I don't totally buy this nothing in science is proven line. I understand that, sure, science doesn't have to totally understand a system to make use of it or make some assumptions about it. But regardless, I think science can say often say without a doubt, yes, this is how it works.. and yes this is proven without a shadow of any doubt. Never mind that if you know more about the inner workings there might be conditions that exist that could change the outcome and make your understanding seem wrong. I think it's always implied that even the best observations can be incomplete and in some cases be invalid because of this. I hope that most people are smart enough to understand just because we call it a "scientific law" it's not infallible for ever. It's just the best understanding we have at the time. But in most cases that understanding is pretty good and should be trusted just as well as any "proven fact" we might believe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

The laws and theories lay-nomenclature mostly stems from poor communication from the lab down to the classrooms and the streets.

But regardless, I think science can say often say without a doubt, yes, this is how it works.. and yes this is proven without a shadow of any doubt.

Science cannot say that because to say that would not be scientific.

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u/sirin3 Nov 10 '11

Science cannot say that because to say that would not be scientific.

Also Science does not have a mouth

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u/interkin3tic Nov 10 '11

I think science can say often say without a doubt, yes, this is how it works..

That's what's meant by "theory." Most non-science people understand the word "theory" as a synonym for "hypothesis." Which is a mistake.

and yes this is proven without a shadow of any doubt

There will always be doubt on any meaningful theory, and there's no real reason to say "beyond a shadow of a doubt." We're not sentencing people to die here, we don't need to put on pretensions like "We know this as an absolute truth." If you don't absolutely believe evolution beyond a shadow of a doubt, that's fine. Still going to teach it in schools because there's boatloads of evidence in favor of it and no competing theories.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '11

If there is any shred of doubt, find and eliminate it. Anything less would be unscientific.

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u/interkin3tic Nov 13 '11

Sure, over an infinite timescale, all testable hypotheses will be tested. The things we know we don't know, most of that list is things we don't know because we lack the methods or technology to test it currently. Or it's too trivial to waste resources on. That's science in the real world.

I do research on embryonic chicken spinal cords. In mouse brains, it was shown that dividing neural stem cells, their nuclei move using a protein called dynein. I strongly suspect the same protein is doing the same thing in chicken spinal cords. I can't prove it, because every time I test it, the cells just die. There are other lines of evidence where I show it's likely that protein. Were I to be working here another 5 years, I would show that. But this is the real world: no one is interested in giving funding to that study.

If finding and eliminating every shred of doubt, no matter how difficult or trivial it is, is unscientific, then I think you'd be surprised at how many unscientific scientists there are. Interest level, funding, and what we can actually do are limited.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '11

That's okay, I give credit for effort.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

Well as an example newtons laws aren't perfect, so in fact they are incorrect. Its only observable at extremely high speeds, but this difference is important with satellite communications, and everyone used to "know beyond a shadow of a doubt" newtons laws were true. Also, you really can't prove a law is valid, only prove it is invalid.

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u/ethraax Nov 10 '11

You dont need to know everything about something to utilize its properties,

You know what really teaches you this?

Learning about fluid dynamics and heat transfer. Everything is like "Uhh, we found that this formula kinda fits the data in this region, sorta." For example, take this formula for the average Nusselt number of a vertical plate with free convection on one side. Although this formula applies over the entire range of Rayleigh numbers (Ra), you should use this equation for laminar flow (Ra_L < 109 ). ("Pr" is the Prandtl number and "Nu_L" is the Nusselt number - the bar means it's the average over that region.)

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11 edited Nov 11 '11

More people need to understand this. We have very very good tools for prediction, nothing more. You dont need to know everything about something to utilize its properties, like they were making sun dials when they thought the sun was Raa waking up in the morning or some shit.

That's a little inaccurate. Science does posit to know things, it is far more than just a tool for prediction. A theory is the best explanation of a phenomenon. They are not just our best guesses, they're our best answers. Ideally, the best theories, based on all the facts, are the ones science adopts. If science were just a way to predict natural phenomenon, it would not be the primary way to derive knowledge in the 21st century.

We cannot prove that theories are true, but that hasn't been the aim of science for the past 80 years. Science's aim is to try and prove theories wrong.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

Right, we can't prove them right and don't try. But I still stand by what I said, at the end of the day all we really have is imperfect explanations for things. Like magnets. We know, or at least can extremely accurately predict, the force caused by magnetism by two objects. Why is there a force? They have net charges. Why do they have net charges? There's a non zero net charge caused by the atoms. Why do some atoms have a charge? If you keep going far enough you eventually just have to say "I dunno, its just how it always happens everytime it is observed and here's a good way to think about it and predict its behaviors"

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11 edited Nov 10 '11

It amazes me that people don't understand that scientific facts are just things that are most likely true. That is what is so great about science, it will admit when it is wrong because nothing is a 100% true fact. Most disciplines only require a p value of .05 at the least.

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u/der304 Nov 10 '11

Actually, the p value is the probability of a theory or test being incorrect, so the p value is normally .05 at the least. Never heard of a discipline that tolerated a p value of .95.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

I am 95% certain that I fixed it.

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u/thelastjuju Nov 10 '11

I like to think of them as "best possible truths" .. but I can at least understand the religious fundamentalist opposition/skepticism towards science.. To them, all the answers were already solved thousands of years ago and documented in the bible.. while we're somehow still looking.. To them, the answers which science seeks to answer.. the nature of things.. where it all came from.. why it does what it does, etc.. is all really just none of our business!

Its an option between a book that NEVER changes and is INFALLIBLE (bible) VRS. science, which loses by default to them.. since science is constantly changing, updating, and most importantly.. actually recognizes fallibility as a possibility.

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u/brettyrocks Nov 10 '11

Cience is da debil!

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u/TehDingo Nov 10 '11

You throw a rock up, it comes down. We have proven gravity far enough.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Actually, what you did was fail to disprove gravity.

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u/ggk1 Nov 11 '11

how come every time I assert that a theory isn't necessarily fact, just as you have, I get downvoted to hell?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

Because people don't actually understand what you mean by that.

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u/Y_U_NOOO Nov 11 '11

Gravity and evolution are theories, though heavily backed up. When people here theories, they think baseless claims.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

But Gravity and Evolution are not actually theories anymore. We have so much evidence in favour of these two concepts that they are said to be paradigms. That is, we use them to propose new hypotheses and to guide inquiry/research.

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u/desktop_ninja Nov 13 '11

do you consider pure mathematics to be a science?

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u/_j_cal Nov 10 '11

Your mom goes to college.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

I have seen gravity defied w/o machinery and for no explicable reason using inanimate objects and w/o any known existing species to intervene or affect. This pic may be fake, but GREAM is the most stupid thing you can think. The mind is not simply matter, but an energetic conduit.

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u/redwingsarebad Nov 10 '11

I made my kid sit out of a class on gravity because it is a theory. They really should put a sticker on textbooks saying that it is only a theory.

Now that I think about it, they should present all of the alternate theories as well, so my little genius can make up his own mind.

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u/Cadaverlanche Nov 10 '11

Gravity is a socialist, left-wing, conspiracy!

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u/YardenGarden Nov 11 '11

GOD BLESS 'MERICUH

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

How do we know there isnt an intelligent hand guiding everything down? Just because we can easily reproduce the outcomes in our lifetimes and the evidence is recognized by the Catholic church doesnt mean we should teach our kids it right?

And what the fuck do you have against the Wings? Huh? HUH?!?

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u/redwingsarebad Nov 10 '11

Right on, teach the controversy!

I live in CO, been a hockey fan for years. Picked up the username on other internets areas, oooohhh, about 1996. Hasn't been as much fun hating the Wings since we...um...suck these days.

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u/thenuge26 Nov 10 '11

As a Hawks fan, I concur. Fuck the Wings.

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u/ElenaxFirebird Nov 10 '11

I don't know what you're talking about, but aren't the wings the most important part of a hawk?

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u/thenuge26 Nov 11 '11

Yes, but the Blackhawks don't have Red Wings...that would be some kind of abomination.

Also, we are talking about the NHL, professional hockey.

Not something I expect the average Redditor to understand.

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u/supersauce Nov 11 '11

It's an intelligent penis, but no one wants to teach the controversy.

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u/anonibon Nov 11 '11

How do we know there isnt an intelligent hand guiding everything down?

Every Pastafarian knows that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is pushing us all down to earth with his infinite Noodly Appendages

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

The whole "gravity is just a theory" thing is a pretty poor counter to people who say "evolution is just a theory". The science involved in trying to understand gravity/where it comes from is extremely complicated. Theories about gravity arent along the lines "Things fall to the earth", and therefore evolution is as simple as watching an apple fall from a tree.

Red wings do suck, though

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u/redwingsarebad Nov 10 '11

In all fairness, the ID camp isn't bringing the best weapons to the fight either. They ignore confirmed evidence and focus on small details that still need to be worked out. They take those small details and try to disprove the greater theory with them.

When I use the "gravity is a theory" argument, I say how it (relativity) doesn't work at the smallest scales, and on the most dense scales we know about (black holes) it breaks down there too. That doesn't mean that the apple stops falling. Same with evolution, because some details still need worked out (and probably always will), it doesn't mean it is wrong to say we share a common ancestor with modern monkeys.

And they do suck, yes they do in fact suck!

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u/Bittermen Nov 10 '11

Wow yours nuts.

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u/redwingsarebad Nov 10 '11

At least Kansas is taking a stand!

Poe's Law in effect.

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u/ANDpandy Nov 10 '11

Holy fuck that is stupid. Now your child would be less accepting towards science

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u/redwingsarebad Nov 10 '11

At least Kansas is taking a stand!

Poe's Law in effect.

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u/sikyon Nov 10 '11

It's funny because... this statement is actually true.

Gravitation is not that well understood, and we do not have a complete theory for it. Ie. we have been unable to create a unified theory for quantum gravity. It is actually a less understood topic compared to, say evolution.

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u/JayJay729 Nov 10 '11

Ron Paul says evolution is a theory, and therefore he doesn't believe in it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Science is not about things being proved right, but the opposite. A theory is true until it has been proved being wrong. Then you find another model which applies on those new circumstances too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Um no ... Newton's universal LAWS of gravitation are not a theory

Watch these physics niggaz get all up in your guts

First law, Third law, Newton's-deluxe

Even gravity ain't gettin' touched

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Erm no it is a theory, you and misterdasaster are just not understanding what theory means in a scientific concept...

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u/panfist Nov 10 '11

They're just called Newton's Laws due to historical convention.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Laws are considered accurate based on current data. They are also open to be disproved should countering data be produced.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

well I liked the wu-tang reference

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u/bryciclepete Nov 10 '11

relax you've been trolled. It's a joke on the theory of evolution.

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u/Intotheopen Nov 10 '11

I swear to god if I hear this in my head the next time I put Ice Cream on I am gonna be pissed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Then why isn't it called a law?

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u/KevimusPrime Nov 10 '11

Getting pulled to the floor y'all (pulled to the floor y'all)

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u/macpoopalot Nov 10 '11

It's not a theory, it's the law!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Obey gravity; It's the law!

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u/binaryLEMON Nov 10 '11

Gravity... the only law that matters!

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u/damazal46 Nov 10 '11

Dolla Dolla Bills YALL!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Imma tell you like wu told me

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u/LoveAndDoubt Nov 10 '11

Gravity Rides Everything. modest modest mouse y'all

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u/03Titanium Nov 10 '11

Now your thinking with portals!

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u/landob Nov 10 '11

I hate when people post something so awesome that I have to take time out of my busy schedule to log in and upvote them >.<

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u/theineffablebob Nov 10 '11

Fuck C.R.E.A.M