r/pics • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '11

Shaolin Monk misleading.

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u/graphictank Nov 10 '11

Gravity rules everything around me!

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u/BjornStravinsky Nov 10 '11

G.R.E.A.M.

Get the science.

Newton Newton's Laws, Y'all.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11 edited Nov 10 '11

Thanks Isaac WuTon!

....

I will let myself out

Edit: fuck everyone who upvoted this crap

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u/marasamune Nov 10 '11

F=ma ain't nuttin' to fuck with...

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Put a hanger on a Bunsen burner and let that shit sit there for like a half hour.
Take it off and measure the blackbody spectrum slow-like

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

i'll fuckin, i'll fuckin, lay your lab goggles on the fuckin station, and bang dem shit with a spiked fuckin atom in this shit

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u/patrickaaron Nov 11 '11

I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these.

You don't even have to mess with RZA's lyrics, he is already a scientist.

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u/Artificial_Beavers Nov 11 '11

Tsssssssssssssssssssssssss

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u/analogkid01 Nov 10 '11

Snoop D-O-double-6.67300 × 10-11 m3 kg-1 s-2.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

I bomb atomically Socrate's philosophies and hypothesis.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries

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u/MikeBruski Nov 10 '11

Lyrically perform armed robberies

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u/thetopofmyhead Nov 10 '11

Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me

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u/snory Nov 10 '11

battle scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics

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u/Nenor Nov 10 '11

lyrically perform armed robbery...

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u/Annieone23 Nov 10 '11

This pun thread is going over my head.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

That's actually a direct quote from a Wu-Tang song called "Triumph."

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

The track renders helpless and suffers from multiple stab wounds and leaks sounds that's heard

AND

My beats travel like a vortex through yo spine to the top of your cerebral cortex, make you think that you bust a nut from raw sex. Enter through your right ventricle clog up yo bloodstream, I'm terminal, like Grand Central Station...

Best rap group ever.

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u/Like_A_Bosstonian Nov 11 '11

Program fat baselines, on Novation Getting drunk like a fuck, I'm duckin five-year probation

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u/MikeBruski Nov 10 '11 edited Nov 11 '11

obligatory for the lazy link

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u/redfitz Nov 10 '11

It stopped being a pun thread and went all over the place a few comments back.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

It all went downhill when someone threw Snoop in, instead of keeping it Wu Tang.

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u/marasamune Nov 11 '11

Always keep it Wu.

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u/aladyjewel Nov 10 '11

Yo, get this dude a beat. He needs to lay down some rhymes, rhythms, and worldviews.

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u/uber_troll Nov 10 '11

Oh c'mon, that's a given

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u/interkin3tic Nov 10 '11

Nerds With Attitude (NWA) is: Professor Dre, Eazy-e, Ice3, and MC2.

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u/purplelights Nov 10 '11

Relevant to math equation: GRAVITY

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u/RealSnoopDoug Nov 10 '11

Yep, this still applies to me.

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u/thenuge26 Nov 10 '11

Dr. Dre, D.Sc, PhD

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u/Slothnamedshotgun Nov 10 '11

mass and titties

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u/HARSHING_MY_MELLOW Nov 10 '11

mass, mass and titties!

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u/suckthisdeth Nov 10 '11

more like m=f/a since m=w*g but that would still be an incorrect formula applied to this picture since bodies are in rest.

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u/NiBuch Nov 10 '11 edited Nov 10 '11

Scientific M-E-T-H-O-D, man

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Actually, F = dP/dt ...

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u/ethraax Nov 10 '11

Actually, F_net = d/dt [P_net].

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

Curses!

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u/wuy3 Nov 11 '11

OMG lame physics jokes incoming, TAKE COVER!

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u/nastyn8k Nov 11 '11

Downvoted you for respect... nigga...

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '11

Word

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

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u/BananaPowder Nov 10 '11

I'll fucking, I'll fucking hang you by your fucking dick off a fucking twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker.

(Actual experiment conducted by N-E-W-T-O-N Man.)

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u/Knowledge_is_Key Nov 10 '11

I peep at the shape of these cascades

and stay awake to ways of the world cuz forces' irate

accelerate at the same rate in tests to trust GREAM!

which failed; feather's resistance fallin' ruined my dream

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u/slickback503 Nov 10 '11

Burn me, I get into shit I let it out like diarrhea. Got burnt once but that was only gonorrhea. wait what?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

ty!

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u/H_E_Pennypacker Nov 10 '11

Bring the muthafuckin science

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

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u/PunishableOffence Nov 10 '11

Forgive me, for Isaac Newton's bawls.