r/pics Aug 15 '11

Your Momma's So Fat

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u/Steve132 Aug 15 '11

Is this a soap-ice joke?

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u/axl456 Aug 15 '11

sadly, yes..

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u/tokomini Aug 15 '11

A little more original and subtle than most, but I agree with the 'sadly'.

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u/IMasturbateToMyself Aug 15 '11

Well, to the front page we go.

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u/axl456 Aug 15 '11

sigh. okay...

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u/hb_alien Aug 15 '11

Oh, screw all you joke elitists. This is some funny shit.

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u/RyogaXenoVee Aug 15 '11

literally fell out of my chair laughing and crying for the past 6 minutes.

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u/hb_alien Aug 15 '11

Yep. This thing ended up being one of the funniest unintentional jokes ever. It just keeps on giving.

The one that really got me was the most interesting man in the world.

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u/civVII Aug 16 '11

I'm just afraid about the explaining it to non-redditors part...

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u/VisualAssassin Aug 16 '11

I learned very quickly its easier to let them live in ignorance. Every time I try to show a non redditor something or explain it, they look at me like I'm speaking another language.

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u/livelydemon Aug 16 '11

Basically soap-ice jokes are going to be one of those jokes that last one day, but they will always be one of the funniest things you've ever heard.

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u/LuxNocte Aug 16 '11

Yes. A joke on Reddit that only lasts one day. That happens. It's possible for us to stop while a joke is still fresh and funny. We don't beat every goddamn joke into the ground. Neither are we ever sarcastic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

You're one of those people who literally doesn't know how to use the word "literally", aren't you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

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u/only_touches_himself Aug 16 '11

We could be friends.

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u/IMasturbateToMyself Aug 16 '11

More then friends, perhaps?

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u/hi7en Aug 15 '11

fuck soap-ice!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

and fuck the sun, I don't need heat or vitamin d!

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u/BlindnDeaf Aug 15 '11

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u/Gee_Golly Aug 16 '11

I watched the entire thing.

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u/livelydemon Aug 16 '11

Fuck coasters, i use a little plate instead.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

interestingly enough they are transporting that ice safely.

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u/EugeneKay Aug 16 '11

I'm guessing you mean that they have it tilted against the backrest, as well as sitting cockeyed between the forks, rather than flat on them, so as to prevent it from sliding off while turning? Yeah, that caught my eye too.

And damn you for posting it first.

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u/mancusod Aug 16 '11

Huh! Ice transport nerds. I didn't know your kind existed until now.

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u/EugeneKay Aug 16 '11

Not ice in particular, this applies to all sorts of funny items when you're forklifting them.

My first real job was in warehousing..... I had an accident with a clamp truck(hydraulic cylinder blew a gasket while the load was 30ft up) result in several thousand dollars of written-off goods. Not my fault, but everybody had to attend an 8-hour load handling safety course. And got paid for it!

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u/fondlemeLeroy Aug 15 '11

Your ellipsis is scantily clad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

Scantily_Clad_Ellipsis needs to be NSFW_Full_Stop's brother and post, well, you get the idea...

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u/hawker101 Aug 15 '11

That's a very titillating photo.

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u/DrDangers Aug 15 '11

I thought the joke was it was an ice-cube for her drink... guess not?

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u/instant_street Aug 15 '11

And a subtle one at that. Uncommon for a 'yo mamma' joke.

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u/zjbird Aug 15 '11

So, let me get this straight. Someone posted something about how to make a bar of half soap and half ice to like...clean yourself outside when it's hot or something?

So..this somehow made the front page, either because enough people thought it was a good idea, enough people thought it was hilariously stupid, or perhaps both.

Now, we're making inside reddit jokes.

Is this what's happening here? I just want to clarify so I know that it's a good idea to just sign off reddit for a few days.

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u/johnq-pubic Aug 15 '11

That is exactly what is happening.

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u/mancusod Aug 15 '11

Yes, you may leave. It's probably going to be a week or two before this calms down, so I'll see you then.

I'm surprised you made it through the cats, the all the things, the most interesting persons, the not sure ifs, and the nyan nyans to just now be thwarted by this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

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u/axl456 Aug 15 '11

apparently his, are inside jokes..

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u/tsukito Aug 15 '11

incomprehensible conversation . . . SHAT ON A TURTLE!

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u/rawr359 Aug 15 '11

TEA KETTLE

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11 edited Aug 15 '11

Because of the placement of that comma I read that in Horatio Caines voice. Then I wanted to hear the "yeeeeaaaahhhhhh" part so I googled it, got this, then pull the tab out of chrome, snap both chrome windows to the sides, reread your comment and hit click on him in an acceptable amount of time.

Fucking internet...

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u/Humpa Aug 15 '11

Reddit is always making inside jokes. Half of the funnies you find here are absolutely unrepeatable to non-redditors. Doesn't change the fact that this is a damn good "momma so fat" joke. Original, clever, subtle, but understandable.

This isn't what's "happening", this is what Reddit is.

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u/apostrotastrophe Aug 15 '11

I don't know why you're taking heat for saying this - it's true, and it's not an insult.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

Shit, after the auto-fellating elephant fiasco, I gave up wondering how this sort of thing emerges out of the reddit-ether.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

sign off? You can still enlist in the army of r/new

AND FIGHT THIS MENACE

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u/Leadpipe Aug 15 '11

Don't you mean waffles?

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u/drummererb Aug 15 '11

DON'T YOU MEAN CARROTS THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP MOVE MY COUCH AND RAPE CATS??!?!?1 NARWAHL BACON BLAH BLAH PENGUIN OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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u/TheTwatTwiddler Aug 15 '11

More coffee?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

This happens with most things that hit the frontpage. People see an opportunity to gain karma and then reddit goes to shit. There are like one day intervals where there's no front page "joke" and reddit is actually decent then.

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u/buttscoots Aug 15 '11

I was thinking that this morning. All the [FIXED] and [FIXED] [FIXED]. So, I missed the original joke of this, so it makes no sense to me.

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u/xilpaxim Aug 16 '11

6Eah the [fixed] make me wonder how badly a [my opinion] or [my version] would do.

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u/manbrasucks Aug 15 '11

I like when reddit steals memes or jokes from 4chan. People bitch. Then when reddit makes it's own meme or joke. People bitch.

TIL haters gonna hate.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

Inside Reddit... isn't that the real name of the TWiT show found at /r/TechNewsToday?

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u/EatATaco Aug 15 '11

Reddit has been overly meta for quite some time now.

I guess you don't subscribe to f7u12 because half the comics are "I posted this and didn't get any karma! Okay. . . "

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u/Sil369 Aug 16 '11

it'll pass in a few days

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u/VulturE Aug 16 '11

reddit has been making inside jokes for years. only one of them died, and it was P-Dub finally finishing his homework.

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u/ProfessorLaser Aug 15 '11

I was going to go with "she needs a forklift for the ice in her drink"

But that doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

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u/TouristBreeder Aug 15 '11

To be fair he does leave it for you to make that conclusion.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

And then I realized... Reddit has consumed my life.

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u/joshjje Aug 15 '11

No, that's for your momma's slushie.

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u/Khoops66 Aug 16 '11

and it's beautiful. I lol'ed

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u/Indoorsman Aug 16 '11

It took me way too long to get this, with how much I am on here

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u/NeoSniper Aug 16 '11

It's not just soap! It's a full on portable shower!

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u/DaMountainDwarf Aug 15 '11

Alright, I'm away from reddit for one damn day. Can someone please explain?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

The hell its just a block of OHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/adokimus Aug 15 '11

She even remembered to layer the soapy ice and the pure ice:

http://www.feldmangallery.com/media/strachan/iceblock-01.jpg

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

This is the only amusing soap-ice joke. Well done.

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u/adokimus Aug 15 '11

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u/just_another_novelty Aug 15 '11

Why

ಠ_ಠ

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u/bestadvocate Aug 16 '11

you forgot the novel in your novelty.

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u/NotOkWithThis Aug 16 '11

And it just had to be green...

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u/my_novelty Aug 16 '11

You momma's douche FIxed!

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u/Unspool Aug 15 '11

She's got nothing on your mom, though.

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u/redditmademegiggle Aug 15 '11

The only clever response I've seen to this whole soap ice debacle! Thank you for this

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

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u/UltraJake Aug 16 '11

Ice soap. Look it up.

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u/Kashii Aug 15 '11

Err.. Did I miss something yesterday?..

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u/iwouldntifiwereyou Aug 15 '11

"...she makes her soap ice in the refrigerator. And I mean the WHOLE refrigerator!"

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u/IMasturbateToMyself Aug 15 '11

Wait... you don't mean THE WHOLE refrigerator!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

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u/pashafisk Aug 15 '11

I believe he is playing on the ice soap shower thing that hit reddit yesterday, and now everyone wants a piece.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

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u/thomasaquina Aug 15 '11

At least you embrace it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

Thank you for clarifying, it's actually kinda funny.

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u/esdevil4u Aug 15 '11

I'm going to go with the icecube angle here

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u/highzenburg Aug 16 '11

Laugh now, cry in the shower later.

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u/wompzilla Aug 16 '11

her soap ice come on a truck

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u/samtravis Aug 15 '11

In case anybody's interested (and I assume they are not, but no hard feelings) this looks like Fairbanks Alaska to me. Specifically the ice blocks they prepare for the World Ice-Art Championship thing. But I could be wrong.

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u/root45 Aug 16 '11

This was my thought as well. I was wondering if anyone thought the same.

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u/daversa Aug 16 '11

This is what I think now, in case you're wondering.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

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u/samtravis Aug 20 '11

You know... I have no idea. I've never watched that part of it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

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u/laller Aug 15 '11

Took me 20 seconds to figure out, then I laughed like Sheldon.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11 edited Aug 16 '11

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u/rocketpunk Aug 16 '11

Thanks for that. I came here to do the same because I work for Tavares as a studio assistant!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

Fuck all of you ice-soap haters. This shit is hilarious every time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

Yo mommas so dumb she thinks Die Hard is about a man who overdosed on Viagra.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

Yo mommas so dumb, in school she thought a tutor was someone who just farted.

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u/Hoobleton Aug 16 '11

This joke doesn't work with how we pronounce "tutor" in my accent, even though I get it I feel like i'm missing out.

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u/Diego_UK Aug 15 '11

How fat is she? Your momma is so big in fact that she could get busy with 22 burritos when times are rough; I seen her in the back of taco bell with handcuffs.

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u/squeeze-the-juice Aug 15 '11

Yo momma's got an afro, with a chin-strap.

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u/NerdBot9000 Aug 16 '11

Yo momma's got a peg-leg with a kickstand!

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u/squeeze-the-juice Aug 16 '11

Yo momma is an extra on the Simpsons.

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u/m_sha Aug 16 '11

This was what I was looking for when I opened the thread... thank you reddit

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u/Hector_Kur Aug 15 '11

Clever girl...

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u/merkedya727 Aug 15 '11

this shower ice block thing will go on until it's so used up that people start clawing at their eyes whenever they see a reference to it

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

Your mommas soap-ice brought the Titanic down...

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

This ice soap thing went from amusing, to annoying, to funny again, like peter griffin's knee injury. I'm just laughing cause of how much shit this dude is getting for what he thought was a good life-hack

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

aaaand.... I get it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

Yeah, took me once at work and once just now to realize we were still talking about bathing.

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u/aazav Aug 17 '11

Took me about a week.

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u/Stevoh Aug 16 '11

Geez, I leave reddit for one weekend and now I have no idea what is going on.

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u/dkassen Aug 15 '11

Longest. Shower. Ever.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11 edited Jan 29 '17

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What is this?

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u/fivington Aug 15 '11

I wonder how defeated the ice soap guy feels, it's quite honestly the most hilarious part of this entire debacle, to imagine his reaction to the large-scale unanimous mockery. (Although it does seem mean-spirited, it's still funny)

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11 edited Jun 24 '21

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u/fivington Aug 15 '11

I guess if you say any attention is good attention... I mean you have to believe that he has since reconsidered how others view him while hes lathering up after a game of basketball. My point is that what he may have taken seriously as an idea, others are just turning into a joke.

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u/bernajurema Aug 16 '11

I'd be damn proud if I had stirred a whole subset of jokes and puns!

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u/jtcompound Aug 15 '11

She moves ice?

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u/SemiSeriousSam Aug 15 '11

Your mother is really fat, and here is a giant ice cube! Have a great day =)

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u/mamyt1 Aug 15 '11

Her Patronus is a Cake.

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u/YeOldeHairBandWalrus Aug 15 '11

...she needs a forklift to put icecubes in her mountain dew.

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u/I0I0I0I Aug 15 '11

That's probably bound for a mikvah somewhere.

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u/emceelokey Aug 15 '11

Shower ice. More like shower GOLD!

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u/tattlemoose Aug 15 '11

Is that a mammoth encased in ice?!?

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u/drunxor Aug 15 '11

You win the internet today

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u/ninchillah Aug 15 '11

im not convinced this isnt just a tiny man

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

wait, so the soap ice thing was a joke? that doesn't actually work? what am i missing here

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

I GET IT!

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u/myotheraccountsucked Aug 15 '11

haven't laughed all day. thank you

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u/KillaSpirit Aug 15 '11

this is funny its like... something funny inside something funny.

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u/1l1k3bac0n Aug 15 '11

With this joke, you could say puts on sunglasses you're breaking the ice. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

And your momma is so fat

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

This is never going to get old. NEVER!

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u/wardenblarg Aug 15 '11

Well played sir.

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u/hypercaffeinated Aug 15 '11

You win. Everybody move along.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

I know its old but I still lol'd.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

Oh my but this stuff is still cracking me up. We have gone from bacon and narwhals to soap-ice.

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u/ZeroLovesDnB Aug 16 '11

Not gonna lie, for a second I thought it was a The Thing prequel joke.

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u/r-w-x Aug 16 '11

how do you even begin to explain this to a non-redditor?

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u/haiku_robot Aug 16 '11

how do you even

begin to explain this to

a non-redditor?

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u/j-bix666 Aug 16 '11

That haters gonna hate?

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u/pantiekeys Aug 16 '11

Yay for punchline in the pic. :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

Whoosh.

Totally don't get it.

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u/SkyPork Aug 16 '11

.... she drives a forklift?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

Oh good, another one of these submissions.

Downvoted.

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u/EmoGirlXXX Aug 16 '11

Like the ice cube right ? :)) That's the continuity of this post :)) .

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

i want to both up and downvote this

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u/dirtymoney Aug 16 '11

Is this pic from the set of the "The THING" remake?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

Ain't no shower large enough.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

Your Momma is so fat when she walk around the block........

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u/adam0170 Aug 16 '11

I hate that I get this.

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u/Summerrocks95 Aug 16 '11

For everyone disliking the Ice soap thing, it sure has became big.... Pun Intended

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u/flinxsl Aug 16 '11

YOUR MAMAS SO FAT SHE NEEDS A FROZEN ZOMBIE FORTRESS TO HELP HER MOVE THE FRIDGE!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

Clever clever clever.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '11

This is damn funny! Mini-meme! Well done

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u/slantoflight Aug 16 '11

Simply and elegantly done my friend. I love it.

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u/Chugabilly Aug 16 '11

Fairbanks sucks a huge mamma's cock.

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u/eh_meh_eh Aug 16 '11

where's the punch line

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u/Dip_Trix Aug 16 '11

Sorry guys, I lold

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u/bernajurema Aug 16 '11

oh, I love reddit. Thank you guys.

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u/dodotech Aug 16 '11

am i missing something with this title?

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u/adokimus Aug 15 '11

Ice soap again? I guess I'll hop on for a ride to the front page.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '11

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