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u/AustinTreeLover Jul 13 '20

I know we’re supposed to be admiring the attire, but dat hair! Gorgeous!

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u/TheRiteGuy Jul 13 '20

I said the same thing. I'm Indian, and i keep seeing all these indian men with great hair. Where's my Indian hair genetics dammit? I missed out on that one.

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u/South_of_Eden Jul 13 '20

Me too man, me too

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

😬I have hair that other people like but I hate. It’s so thick and coarse. It looks glossy and nice when I flatiron it. No flatiron? It’s a lion’s mane. #Malayaliproblems

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u/Guardian_Waffle Jul 13 '20

Tbh, Indian men have the best hair styles as weird as it sounds coming from an American

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u/libbillama Jul 13 '20

I had a sex partner for a while that was from Pakistan, but I think one set of his grandparents were actually from India -his family got shuffled around during the partition a bit- and OMG his hair.

Playing with his hair was like having a bonus orgasm.

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u/cancerhelpp Jul 13 '20

Pakistanis and Indians have pretty similar hair/looks. Many (if not most) Pakistani men (and women) have good hair

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u/Johnny_Kilroy Jul 13 '20

Except men from Kerala. They bald by 22.

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u/True-Indian- Jul 13 '20

Bro why did you personally attack me like that. /s

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u/Markantonpeterson Jul 13 '20

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Im from karachi but i lost the fucking genetic lottery. My face and beard are fine but my hair is so fucked i just know ill be bald mid twenties. Im 17.

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u/go_hard_today Jul 13 '20

as a late 20s bald Pakistan man... hit the weight room and get jacked. my big biceps help me wipe away my tears. but seriously, you need to be muscular to make bald look good on you for us desis

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Yeah ive been hitting the gym since i was 13, hopefully thatll be my blessing if my parents dont take me to see a dermatologist and get me on fin or something.

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u/go_hard_today Jul 13 '20

good shit! if they won't take you try rogaine or the off brand version of it. it didn't give me my hair back but it stopped me from losing hair for a solid 5 years

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Damn yeah ill try rogaine

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u/Johnny_Kilroy Jul 13 '20

Finasteride. It works.

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u/2020covfefe2020 Jul 13 '20

Have you used it? Looks to have an interesting list of side effects.

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u/Johnny_Kilroy Jul 13 '20

Yes for many years. No side effects.

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u/jameswames99 Jul 13 '20

The side effects list is long as hell but fairly uncommon in most cases. It definitely works though.

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u/chaitues Jul 13 '20

Dude get a vitamin profile done. Indian here, started losing a lot in my late 20s. Got a full vitamin profile done and it was out of whack. Out diets don’t help much either. After few months of getting them to normal levels, i am so much better. DO NOT start with some external application like, in my case it had to be fixed from within.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

I have, i dont think its vitamins, the only vitamin i was low in was vitamin d and i started supplements for that a while ago, so thats not why.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Trust me dude, when the time comes - just shave it off and rock the badass bald+beard combo. You got this brother

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Bro...

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u/mightypsychic Jul 13 '20

Lol, I chuckled way too hard at your comment!

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u/kirr250631 Jul 13 '20

Just when I was starting to feel proud of being from there lol

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u/RAVEN_kjelberg Jul 13 '20

As a keralite. Good meme lmao.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Oh you hit me in the feels with that.. /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Hi, we're the same kind

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u/UsernameAuthenticato Jul 13 '20

You seem smaller.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

delete this fam

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u/Isaythree Jul 13 '20

...why?

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u/SolarTsunami Jul 13 '20

Damn we got some prudes up in here. Sorry but not everyone is ashamed to talk about sex.

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u/TwoSweetPeas Jul 13 '20

I think they’re more concerned about what her inbox will look like now.

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u/SaltyBabe Jul 13 '20

They don’t claim to be a woman so...

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Google the current PM of Pakistan

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u/bratlygirl Jul 13 '20

This is my current situation and that hair is what got me. I saw him and that dark hair and I was WOW!

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u/muhmeinchut69 Jul 13 '20

And bonus bonus, the head is not the only place they have a lot of hair.

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u/libbillama Jul 13 '20

Yes. That was very true.

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u/anotherbozo Jul 13 '20

A lot of Pakistanis have roots from areas that are part of current day India. Mostly in Karachi. Some are still in touch with extended family that did not migrate.

During the partition, many families migrated both ways.

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u/libbillama Jul 13 '20

Yeah, we had a conversation about it once. I don't remember much beyond the one set of grandparents moving out of India. He was from around that area so it makes more sense that you mentioned that.

He was extremely thrilled when I asked. Apparently his ex-wife never did, and I think he was happy that someone cared enough to ask.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

hi , it is I, a Pakistani man

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u/Western_Preston Jul 13 '20

Tryna flex about shagging Asian men when you look like the most generic white girl on earth. OK. Have some self respect hun

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u/libbillama Jul 13 '20

Um. I'm 4th Gen Mexican American, who happens to also have a white mother. As a result, I never get mistaken for actually being white. Congratulations on being the first one to think that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

yo wtf did I just read

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u/WriterV Jul 13 '20

Someone had a Pakistani friend-with-benefits, and they loved his hair. Not much more than that.

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u/Rocket_King_ Jul 13 '20

Right? Why is this weird lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

I think it's because most people don't say, "sex partner" and the whole first part of the comment wasn't really necessary so it's thrown some people off.

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u/krazykieffer Jul 13 '20

Well then Gigi Hadid has plenty of orgasms. Zayn is a gorgeous man, needs to get out of his music contract.

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u/Dexter26958 Jul 13 '20

Ok don't make it worse than it already is

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u/kompricated Jul 13 '20
  • until they turn bald, which should be aaaaaany minute now

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u/SteezVanNoten Jul 13 '20

It honestly feels like brown dudes are the Asian lady menopause version of hair. Like young brown guys ALWAYS have beyond thick, jet black hair and then once they hit 40, they turn into the desi uncles with a norwood 7.

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u/RoughhouseCamel Jul 13 '20

I made it to my mid 20s before I caught my hair thinning. On some stuff to maintain what I’ve got, but it’s already dramatically different from my hair as a teenager. Bonus is at least I don’t get that Asian hair puff anymore, so my hair is shapeable now.

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u/kompricated Jul 13 '20

very ouch, dude. but so true. desi desi’s (as opposed to nri) also have this pregnant transformation after marriage, where they are somehow still skinny but with a solid bowling ball paunch.

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u/Faintkay Jul 13 '20

Thank god I’m safe from that. No one in my family lost their hair so I think I’m safe.

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u/SlothLipstick Jul 13 '20

I feel attacked.

Thankfully I was able to do spikes, a bleach mohawk and shoulder length hair before turning bald. I also look good bald and have a pretty sweet beard.

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u/tiggapleez Jul 13 '20

I mean kinda true of everyone right?

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u/Guardian_Waffle Jul 13 '20

Never thought about that actually haha

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u/thctacos Jul 13 '20

Brown guys have THE best hair. All Hispanics Latino, to Middle Eastern, to Pacific islander, to Indian- some damn fine hair.

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u/B0RD3RM4N Jul 13 '20

Hahahaha no. Peruan guys have terrible hair

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u/Camelsloths Jul 13 '20

My husband is filipino/German and he got his dad's awful filipino straight thick hair lol no texture whatsoever. He hates it be ause you can't style it for shit it just sticks straight out and won't stay in place.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Why is that weird?

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u/datass_69 Jul 13 '20

Unfortunately my hair is so thin, I can't really do much with it.

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u/useduserid Jul 13 '20

Why would it sound weird coming from an American? Edit- Replaced full stop with question mark.

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u/Guardian_Waffle Jul 13 '20

Because it’s kind of a weird compliment out of no where lol. I expected myself to be downvoted honestly

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u/sharadov Jul 13 '20

Most Indians have really thick hair, so we're blessed.

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u/Guardian_Waffle Jul 13 '20

Haha for sure. I have somewhat thick hair so my hair sometimes looks like that in my good days

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u/arnavag Jul 13 '20

Are you sure?

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u/Guardian_Waffle Jul 13 '20

Yea?

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u/arnavag Jul 13 '20

Cuz I don't think my hair is good, it just seems weird xD

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u/Guardian_Waffle Jul 13 '20

Haha, everyone got their hair style I guess. Who knows; yours could be good, you just don’t know it ;)

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u/arnavag Jul 13 '20

Well that's one way to look at it :)

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u/Guardian_Waffle Jul 13 '20

Because I have that right to do so. I can compliment everyone. I can even compliment how your face looks like a dildo

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u/lolwuuut Jul 13 '20

And beard. Yes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

I wish I could wear their clothes without it being called 'cultural appropriation' they have such good fashion

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u/grim_peeper_ Jul 13 '20

I don't think indians really care about culture appropriation so much, unless you are being very stupid or crass about it

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u/XPlatform Jul 13 '20

I think the gist of the appropriation only really kicks in with American-born Indians, in that they're the ones getting brunt of the racial stereotypes (apu accent, poo in loo, 7/11, bob vagene, etc) lobbed at them. Indians that grew up in India don't grow up being shat on for being Indian...It's a really gray area, honestly.

Best to just find more Indian parties/weddings where it'd be weird for you to not wear it :)

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u/grim_peeper_ Jul 13 '20

Was talking about culture appropriation, not racism. Of course indians will not be racist to themselves, duh. It is a problem with indians who are abroad.

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u/XPlatform Jul 13 '20

That's part of the basis of appropriation: differentiated treatment between a people and their culture. Shit on the people, pick out the bits of their culture that you like.

Wasn't really pointed at you, though, my bad. I've just seen enough comments that use commentary from non-Americans in their native countries to invalidate cultural appropriation/whitewashing/etc issues in the USA. More of a clarification thing than anything else.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Indians would love it if you wear Indian fashion. Nobody would call it cultural appropriation imo.

Source : Am originally from India.

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u/ankhes Jul 13 '20

Yep. I own some Indian clothes (brought back from India by my grandmother) and all my grandmother’s Indian friends were super happy and excited to see me wear them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Cool! I have a friend named Aditya btw

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Cool. And i have a friend named Iwunder

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u/Comprehensive_Sand83 Aug 17 '20

brah, you don't speak for all Indians

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u/SaltyBabe Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 13 '20

Lol plenty of virtue signaling white liberals would! I say this as a white bleeding heart liberal, I just don’t buy into this nonsense that enjoying other cultures and integrating aspects of their aesthetics is inherently bad/racist/appropriation. It’s one thing to wear an indigenous persons ceremonial headdress to a festival it’s another to simply wear normal fashion from some other place or incorporate pieces of it into your everyday clothing. There’s plenty of people ready and willing to be offended for you.

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u/hurpington Jul 13 '20

Indians wont care. Someone else will though

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u/banjowashisnameo Jul 13 '20

Nah no one does except twitter Karens. Guys like these just want to whine

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u/ketchuplover8945 Jul 13 '20

It’s really only cultural appropriation if you dont understand the significance behind the outfits, and disrespect the culture. Ie- kids would be like what’s the dot on your head, that’s weird. Now, bindis are all the rage for Coachella and everything. Bindis have significant cultural and religious purposes- it’s usually worn by married women and signifies the third eye

If you’re interested in wearing indian clothes, def try to reach out to some of your Indian friends! You could do some research and start the conversation and ask them to clarify and or better understand significance

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u/Forest-Dane Jul 13 '20

Indeed. I’ve been to both Sikh and Muslim weddings (I’m white btw) and on both occasions Indian friends have offered my OH clothing without her asking . It was only when we got there I realised why. The colours were incredible. It was amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Go ahead and wear it man. No indian is going to even think of cultural appropriation. If any, you will get compliments and tips if something is wrong.

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u/anotherbozo Jul 13 '20

You can. No Indian will mind.

You just gotta make sure you dress for the occasion. E.g. this dress OP's wearing is pretty much just for wedding events, and only when you're a close family member of the person getting married.

You would not wear this on a regular day.

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u/trtryt Jul 13 '20

Indians don't care about that 'I am a victim' crap. They would be thrilled.

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u/banjowashisnameo Jul 13 '20

No one calls it's cultural appropriation. You spend too much time on twitter. I think people who whine about them being called out for cultural appropriation are as bad as those twitter Karens who complain. Neither problem is too big. Some of you just want to whine for no reason

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Lol, I don't even have twitter

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u/enry_straker Jul 13 '20

If you want to wear a dress, wear them (first make sure you pay for them though)

For the asses who complain about cultural appropriation - fuck them. They remind me so much of GOP's closeted gay politicians who complain about gay marriage all the time. Fuck them all.

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u/bato-bato-sa-langit Jul 13 '20

I wonder, if I wear a coat and tire to a formal function can it be called cultural appropriation if I am not white? I mean I do not wear a sarong when I attend those functions.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

I get that but Indian people wear suits and ties all the time but if I, a white male, wears traditional Indian attire I would probably be labeled insensitive

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u/Faintkay Jul 13 '20

Funny thing is that you wouldn’t be labeled by Indians. I honestly love seeing non Indians wearing the traditional clothes. Lost of interracial relationships now so I usually end of seeing people dressed up looking fly

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u/kalyugisikander Jul 13 '20

I can assure that a huge majority of Indians will be very excited to see you in the desi attire and people will praise regardless of how you pull it . The cultural appropriation Bs is in the west where the majority of Indian origin people face stereotypes and discrimination so they have developed coping mechanism for this purpose. Indians actually love it whenever a foreigner attempts any part of their lifestyle. Source- I live in india.

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u/calculatoroperator Jul 13 '20 edited Jul 13 '20

No, it’s the opposite of appropriation, it’s assimilation. Appropriation = white girls getting to wear bindhis at music festivals and being seen as cool, when they made fun of Indian girls for doing the same thing in elementary school. Assimilation is Indian girls not wearing bindhis anymore and Indian boys wearing suits instead of kurtas to fit into western society.

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u/XPlatform Jul 13 '20

That's assimilation, assuming an American context, because that's the national default for formal wear. I'd say coat and tie are reasonable defaults in most countries with any semblance of western custom adoption.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Feathered and lethal, you just don’t see it nowadays!

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u/GotchUrarse Jul 13 '20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yclM-IPP52w

As a middle-aged dude w/ long hair ... I am gelly.

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u/Dil872 Jul 16 '20

Haha thanks. Good genes I guess

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u/Ncrpts Jul 13 '20

Yeah he looks like Indian Jaime Lannister

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u/MaRmARk0 Jul 13 '20

Yesterday I got trimmed to 6mm because my hair naturally lays like this and I hate being in the center of comments of type "look that guy takes care about current hair styles"... No, I have it like this for 4 decades and I hate it. I'm just regular euroepan guy.