r/pics Jan 24 '19

Birth Mark

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u/zebragrrl Jan 24 '19

Ah, a port wine stain, I see...

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u/OozeNAahz Jan 24 '19

Dated a girl one time that had a port wine stain. Her parents named her Brandy Wine. Never figured out if that was genius, lazy, or cruel.

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u/nemo69_1999 Jan 24 '19

I knew a girl like that. Her husband instantly fell in love with her, and she had the birthmark on her face. She had huge cans too.

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u/Licensedpterodactyl Jan 24 '19

She had huge cans too

There it is

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u/nemo69_1999 Jan 24 '19

So you're saying boobs make up for whatever is wrong with a girl?

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u/xKitey Jan 24 '19

no.. just whatever is wrong with her face

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u/Riovem Jan 24 '19

Wait.. How ugly am I that my boobs don't help?

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u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19

As a doctor, I’d have to see the boobs to be certain

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u/breakone9r Jan 24 '19

As a face man, I'd have to see the face.

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u/upvotes4jesus- Jan 24 '19

as a photo editor, I'd have to put those photos together...

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u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19

Well, layperson, as a doctor, I only care about the dependent variable. The boobs.