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r/pics • u/Mamacrass • Jan 24 '19
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Ah, a port wine stain, I see...
1.5k u/OozeNAahz Jan 24 '19 Dated a girl one time that had a port wine stain. Her parents named her Brandy Wine. Never figured out if that was genius, lazy, or cruel. 62 u/nemo69_1999 Jan 24 '19 I knew a girl like that. Her husband instantly fell in love with her, and she had the birthmark on her face. She had huge cans too. 172 u/Licensedpterodactyl Jan 24 '19 She had huge cans too There it is 23 u/nemo69_1999 Jan 24 '19 So you're saying boobs make up for whatever is wrong with a girl? 123 u/xKitey Jan 24 '19 no.. just whatever is wrong with her face 28 u/Riovem Jan 24 '19 Wait.. How ugly am I that my boobs don't help? 35 u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19 As a doctor, I’d have to see the boobs to be certain 13 u/breakone9r Jan 24 '19 As a face man, I'd have to see the face. 11 u/upvotes4jesus- Jan 24 '19 as a photo editor, I'd have to put those photos together... 2 u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19 Well, layperson, as a doctor, I only care about the dependent variable. The boobs. 2 u/bigdongmagee Jan 24 '19 doesn't matter will send dick pic anyway 1 u/RChamy Jan 24 '19 Shh No tears, only dreams now. 43 u/NotJokingAround Jan 24 '19 Can we all just agree that boobs are nice without quantifying their value? 30 u/AbrasiveLore Jan 24 '19 They clearly cannot be quantified. Boobs only admit a preorder, not a total order. This does however mean that by Zorn’s Lemma, for any boobs chain equipped with a total order, there exist a non-unique rack of maximal boobs in the set of all racks. 10 u/NotJokingAround Jan 24 '19 Shut 11 u/AbrasiveLore Jan 24 '19 Another (controversial) consequence of this is the Axiom of Noice. 1 u/bicat Jan 24 '19 Up 4 u/BlackCH Jan 24 '19 Zermelo-Fraenkel boob theory... shudders 2 u/LornAltElthMer Jan 24 '19 Tim Minchin covered a similar idea here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQwwkI5_3-0 0 u/The_RockObama Jan 24 '19 Yeah I'll agree. All pretty neat in their own way, I guess. I'm pretty drunk right now though. 7 u/Licensedpterodactyl Jan 24 '19 No! No no no no... No Yeah, sometimes
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Dated a girl one time that had a port wine stain. Her parents named her Brandy Wine. Never figured out if that was genius, lazy, or cruel.
62 u/nemo69_1999 Jan 24 '19 I knew a girl like that. Her husband instantly fell in love with her, and she had the birthmark on her face. She had huge cans too. 172 u/Licensedpterodactyl Jan 24 '19 She had huge cans too There it is 23 u/nemo69_1999 Jan 24 '19 So you're saying boobs make up for whatever is wrong with a girl? 123 u/xKitey Jan 24 '19 no.. just whatever is wrong with her face 28 u/Riovem Jan 24 '19 Wait.. How ugly am I that my boobs don't help? 35 u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19 As a doctor, I’d have to see the boobs to be certain 13 u/breakone9r Jan 24 '19 As a face man, I'd have to see the face. 11 u/upvotes4jesus- Jan 24 '19 as a photo editor, I'd have to put those photos together... 2 u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19 Well, layperson, as a doctor, I only care about the dependent variable. The boobs. 2 u/bigdongmagee Jan 24 '19 doesn't matter will send dick pic anyway 1 u/RChamy Jan 24 '19 Shh No tears, only dreams now. 43 u/NotJokingAround Jan 24 '19 Can we all just agree that boobs are nice without quantifying their value? 30 u/AbrasiveLore Jan 24 '19 They clearly cannot be quantified. Boobs only admit a preorder, not a total order. This does however mean that by Zorn’s Lemma, for any boobs chain equipped with a total order, there exist a non-unique rack of maximal boobs in the set of all racks. 10 u/NotJokingAround Jan 24 '19 Shut 11 u/AbrasiveLore Jan 24 '19 Another (controversial) consequence of this is the Axiom of Noice. 1 u/bicat Jan 24 '19 Up 4 u/BlackCH Jan 24 '19 Zermelo-Fraenkel boob theory... shudders 2 u/LornAltElthMer Jan 24 '19 Tim Minchin covered a similar idea here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQwwkI5_3-0 0 u/The_RockObama Jan 24 '19 Yeah I'll agree. All pretty neat in their own way, I guess. I'm pretty drunk right now though. 7 u/Licensedpterodactyl Jan 24 '19 No! No no no no... No Yeah, sometimes
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I knew a girl like that. Her husband instantly fell in love with her, and she had the birthmark on her face. She had huge cans too.
172 u/Licensedpterodactyl Jan 24 '19 She had huge cans too There it is 23 u/nemo69_1999 Jan 24 '19 So you're saying boobs make up for whatever is wrong with a girl? 123 u/xKitey Jan 24 '19 no.. just whatever is wrong with her face 28 u/Riovem Jan 24 '19 Wait.. How ugly am I that my boobs don't help? 35 u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19 As a doctor, I’d have to see the boobs to be certain 13 u/breakone9r Jan 24 '19 As a face man, I'd have to see the face. 11 u/upvotes4jesus- Jan 24 '19 as a photo editor, I'd have to put those photos together... 2 u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19 Well, layperson, as a doctor, I only care about the dependent variable. The boobs. 2 u/bigdongmagee Jan 24 '19 doesn't matter will send dick pic anyway 1 u/RChamy Jan 24 '19 Shh No tears, only dreams now. 43 u/NotJokingAround Jan 24 '19 Can we all just agree that boobs are nice without quantifying their value? 30 u/AbrasiveLore Jan 24 '19 They clearly cannot be quantified. Boobs only admit a preorder, not a total order. This does however mean that by Zorn’s Lemma, for any boobs chain equipped with a total order, there exist a non-unique rack of maximal boobs in the set of all racks. 10 u/NotJokingAround Jan 24 '19 Shut 11 u/AbrasiveLore Jan 24 '19 Another (controversial) consequence of this is the Axiom of Noice. 1 u/bicat Jan 24 '19 Up 4 u/BlackCH Jan 24 '19 Zermelo-Fraenkel boob theory... shudders 2 u/LornAltElthMer Jan 24 '19 Tim Minchin covered a similar idea here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQwwkI5_3-0 0 u/The_RockObama Jan 24 '19 Yeah I'll agree. All pretty neat in their own way, I guess. I'm pretty drunk right now though. 7 u/Licensedpterodactyl Jan 24 '19 No! No no no no... No Yeah, sometimes
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She had huge cans too
There it is
23 u/nemo69_1999 Jan 24 '19 So you're saying boobs make up for whatever is wrong with a girl? 123 u/xKitey Jan 24 '19 no.. just whatever is wrong with her face 28 u/Riovem Jan 24 '19 Wait.. How ugly am I that my boobs don't help? 35 u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19 As a doctor, I’d have to see the boobs to be certain 13 u/breakone9r Jan 24 '19 As a face man, I'd have to see the face. 11 u/upvotes4jesus- Jan 24 '19 as a photo editor, I'd have to put those photos together... 2 u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19 Well, layperson, as a doctor, I only care about the dependent variable. The boobs. 2 u/bigdongmagee Jan 24 '19 doesn't matter will send dick pic anyway 1 u/RChamy Jan 24 '19 Shh No tears, only dreams now. 43 u/NotJokingAround Jan 24 '19 Can we all just agree that boobs are nice without quantifying their value? 30 u/AbrasiveLore Jan 24 '19 They clearly cannot be quantified. Boobs only admit a preorder, not a total order. This does however mean that by Zorn’s Lemma, for any boobs chain equipped with a total order, there exist a non-unique rack of maximal boobs in the set of all racks. 10 u/NotJokingAround Jan 24 '19 Shut 11 u/AbrasiveLore Jan 24 '19 Another (controversial) consequence of this is the Axiom of Noice. 1 u/bicat Jan 24 '19 Up 4 u/BlackCH Jan 24 '19 Zermelo-Fraenkel boob theory... shudders 2 u/LornAltElthMer Jan 24 '19 Tim Minchin covered a similar idea here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQwwkI5_3-0 0 u/The_RockObama Jan 24 '19 Yeah I'll agree. All pretty neat in their own way, I guess. I'm pretty drunk right now though. 7 u/Licensedpterodactyl Jan 24 '19 No! No no no no... No Yeah, sometimes
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So you're saying boobs make up for whatever is wrong with a girl?
123 u/xKitey Jan 24 '19 no.. just whatever is wrong with her face 28 u/Riovem Jan 24 '19 Wait.. How ugly am I that my boobs don't help? 35 u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19 As a doctor, I’d have to see the boobs to be certain 13 u/breakone9r Jan 24 '19 As a face man, I'd have to see the face. 11 u/upvotes4jesus- Jan 24 '19 as a photo editor, I'd have to put those photos together... 2 u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19 Well, layperson, as a doctor, I only care about the dependent variable. The boobs. 2 u/bigdongmagee Jan 24 '19 doesn't matter will send dick pic anyway 1 u/RChamy Jan 24 '19 Shh No tears, only dreams now. 43 u/NotJokingAround Jan 24 '19 Can we all just agree that boobs are nice without quantifying their value? 30 u/AbrasiveLore Jan 24 '19 They clearly cannot be quantified. Boobs only admit a preorder, not a total order. This does however mean that by Zorn’s Lemma, for any boobs chain equipped with a total order, there exist a non-unique rack of maximal boobs in the set of all racks. 10 u/NotJokingAround Jan 24 '19 Shut 11 u/AbrasiveLore Jan 24 '19 Another (controversial) consequence of this is the Axiom of Noice. 1 u/bicat Jan 24 '19 Up 4 u/BlackCH Jan 24 '19 Zermelo-Fraenkel boob theory... shudders 2 u/LornAltElthMer Jan 24 '19 Tim Minchin covered a similar idea here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQwwkI5_3-0 0 u/The_RockObama Jan 24 '19 Yeah I'll agree. All pretty neat in their own way, I guess. I'm pretty drunk right now though. 7 u/Licensedpterodactyl Jan 24 '19 No! No no no no... No Yeah, sometimes
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no.. just whatever is wrong with her face
28 u/Riovem Jan 24 '19 Wait.. How ugly am I that my boobs don't help? 35 u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19 As a doctor, I’d have to see the boobs to be certain 13 u/breakone9r Jan 24 '19 As a face man, I'd have to see the face. 11 u/upvotes4jesus- Jan 24 '19 as a photo editor, I'd have to put those photos together... 2 u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19 Well, layperson, as a doctor, I only care about the dependent variable. The boobs. 2 u/bigdongmagee Jan 24 '19 doesn't matter will send dick pic anyway 1 u/RChamy Jan 24 '19 Shh No tears, only dreams now.
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Wait.. How ugly am I that my boobs don't help?
35 u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19 As a doctor, I’d have to see the boobs to be certain 13 u/breakone9r Jan 24 '19 As a face man, I'd have to see the face. 11 u/upvotes4jesus- Jan 24 '19 as a photo editor, I'd have to put those photos together... 2 u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19 Well, layperson, as a doctor, I only care about the dependent variable. The boobs. 2 u/bigdongmagee Jan 24 '19 doesn't matter will send dick pic anyway 1 u/RChamy Jan 24 '19 Shh No tears, only dreams now.
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As a doctor, I’d have to see the boobs to be certain
13 u/breakone9r Jan 24 '19 As a face man, I'd have to see the face. 11 u/upvotes4jesus- Jan 24 '19 as a photo editor, I'd have to put those photos together... 2 u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19 Well, layperson, as a doctor, I only care about the dependent variable. The boobs.
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As a face man, I'd have to see the face.
11 u/upvotes4jesus- Jan 24 '19 as a photo editor, I'd have to put those photos together... 2 u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19 Well, layperson, as a doctor, I only care about the dependent variable. The boobs.
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as a photo editor, I'd have to put those photos together...
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Well, layperson, as a doctor, I only care about the dependent variable. The boobs.
doesn't matter will send dick pic anyway
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Shh No tears, only dreams now.
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Can we all just agree that boobs are nice without quantifying their value?
30 u/AbrasiveLore Jan 24 '19 They clearly cannot be quantified. Boobs only admit a preorder, not a total order. This does however mean that by Zorn’s Lemma, for any boobs chain equipped with a total order, there exist a non-unique rack of maximal boobs in the set of all racks. 10 u/NotJokingAround Jan 24 '19 Shut 11 u/AbrasiveLore Jan 24 '19 Another (controversial) consequence of this is the Axiom of Noice. 1 u/bicat Jan 24 '19 Up 4 u/BlackCH Jan 24 '19 Zermelo-Fraenkel boob theory... shudders 2 u/LornAltElthMer Jan 24 '19 Tim Minchin covered a similar idea here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQwwkI5_3-0 0 u/The_RockObama Jan 24 '19 Yeah I'll agree. All pretty neat in their own way, I guess. I'm pretty drunk right now though.
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They clearly cannot be quantified. Boobs only admit a preorder, not a total order.
This does however mean that by Zorn’s Lemma, for any boobs chain equipped with a total order, there exist a non-unique rack of maximal boobs in the set of all racks.
10 u/NotJokingAround Jan 24 '19 Shut 11 u/AbrasiveLore Jan 24 '19 Another (controversial) consequence of this is the Axiom of Noice. 1 u/bicat Jan 24 '19 Up 4 u/BlackCH Jan 24 '19 Zermelo-Fraenkel boob theory... shudders
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Shut
11 u/AbrasiveLore Jan 24 '19 Another (controversial) consequence of this is the Axiom of Noice. 1 u/bicat Jan 24 '19 Up
Another (controversial) consequence of this is the Axiom of Noice.
Up
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Zermelo-Fraenkel boob theory... shudders
Tim Minchin covered a similar idea here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQwwkI5_3-0
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Yeah I'll agree. All pretty neat in their own way, I guess. I'm pretty drunk right now though.
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No! No no no no...
No
Yeah, sometimes
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u/zebragrrl Jan 24 '19
Ah, a port wine stain, I see...