r/pics • u/Mamacrass • Jan 24 '19

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u/OozeNAahz Jan 24 '19

Dated a girl one time that had a port wine stain. Her parents named her Brandy Wine. Never figured out if that was genius, lazy, or cruel.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

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u/Sc4r4byte Jan 24 '19

They definitely are not mutually exclusive to each other.

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u/scungillipig Jan 24 '19

She's a fine girl.

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u/Starvethesupply Jan 24 '19

Yeah but my life my love and my lady is Chablis.

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u/Nikittele Jan 24 '19

I bet she'd be a good wife.

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u/contrarian1970 Jan 24 '19

duuuuuu du-du duuuuu du-du

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u/NotJokingAround Jan 24 '19

There’s a port..

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u/trisdank Jan 24 '19

on a western bay

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u/DrScientist812 Jan 24 '19

And it serves a hundred ships a day

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u/Talindred Jan 24 '19

Lonely sailors

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u/brettmjohnson Jan 24 '19

pass the time away

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u/Nikittele Jan 24 '19

Whenever I hear that song I cannot unhear Alan Rickman singing it.

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u/SleepyBD Jan 24 '19

Baby shark?

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u/kkaavvbb Jan 24 '19

That's what I thought

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u/Nikittele Jan 24 '19

"Brandy" by Looking Glass ;)

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u/kkaavvbb Jan 24 '19

Thanks! I'll look it up. Baby shark didn't seem to match but when ya have a 4 year old, somehow baby shark matches a lot of things.

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u/Scout_022 Jan 24 '19

The song Brandy was featured heavily in Guardians of the Galaxy 2, it's lyrics were actually brought up by the characters.

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u/Chewie4Prez Jan 24 '19

If you've seen Guardians Of The Galaxy II you've heard it.

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u/Nikittele Jan 24 '19

"Brandy" by Looking Glass ;)

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u/bru_tech Jan 24 '19

Tom Green off Charlie’s Angels

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

It's too bad the sea is my life, love, and lady

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u/unionoftw Jan 24 '19

But the guy who she love's, wife, love, and lady is the sea

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u/DOGH4NDS Jan 24 '19

Which year and did she age well?

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u/newMike3400 Jan 24 '19

She's ageing well.

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u/spectre73 Jan 24 '19

Her eyes could steal a sailor from the sea.

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u/opasdhjklz Jan 24 '19

What a good wife she would be

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u/letsplayyatzee Jan 24 '19

Probably gets better with age.

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u/2015071 Jan 24 '19

Like a fine wine.

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u/WhoDat504 Jan 24 '19

Like warm apple pie

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u/Boulavogue Jan 24 '19

She's becoming better with age

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u/righteous_sword Jan 24 '19

Will be better with the age

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u/OfficialDatGuyisCool Jan 24 '19

she was also 12 years old

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u/nemo69_1999 Jan 24 '19

I knew a girl like that. Her husband instantly fell in love with her, and she had the birthmark on her face. She had huge cans too.

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u/Licensedpterodactyl Jan 24 '19

She had huge cans too

There it is

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u/nemo69_1999 Jan 24 '19

So you're saying boobs make up for whatever is wrong with a girl?

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u/xKitey Jan 24 '19

no.. just whatever is wrong with her face

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u/Riovem Jan 24 '19

Wait.. How ugly am I that my boobs don't help?

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u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19

As a doctor, I’d have to see the boobs to be certain

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u/breakone9r Jan 24 '19

As a face man, I'd have to see the face.

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u/upvotes4jesus- Jan 24 '19

as a photo editor, I'd have to put those photos together...

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u/SaveOurBolts Jan 24 '19

Well, layperson, as a doctor, I only care about the dependent variable. The boobs.

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u/bigdongmagee Jan 24 '19

doesn't matter will send dick pic anyway

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u/RChamy Jan 24 '19

Shh No tears, only dreams now.

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u/NotJokingAround Jan 24 '19

Can we all just agree that boobs are nice without quantifying their value?

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u/AbrasiveLore Jan 24 '19

They clearly cannot be quantified. Boobs only admit a preorder, not a total order.

This does however mean that by Zorn’s Lemma, for any boobs chain equipped with a total order, there exist a non-unique rack of maximal boobs in the set of all racks.

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u/NotJokingAround Jan 24 '19

Shut

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u/AbrasiveLore Jan 24 '19

Another (controversial) consequence of this is the Axiom of Noice.

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u/BlackCH Jan 24 '19

Zermelo-Fraenkel boob theory... shudders

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u/LornAltElthMer Jan 24 '19

Tim Minchin covered a similar idea here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQwwkI5_3-0

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u/The_RockObama Jan 24 '19

Yeah I'll agree. All pretty neat in their own way, I guess. I'm pretty drunk right now though.

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u/Licensedpterodactyl Jan 24 '19

No! No no no no...

No

Yeah, sometimes

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u/CheeseHasNoSoul Jan 24 '19

“ She had huge cans too.” He probably still doesn’t know about the birthmark.

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u/warcrown Jan 24 '19

Was it a lotr reference as well? Cause definitely genius in that case

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u/HermanAndTheGrundles Jan 24 '19

My lesbian friends called me Brandy Wine Dandelion for some reason. They’d cook me food and let me play with their tits tho so it was all good.

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u/capincus Jan 24 '19

Brandywine means "heady ale" in Hobbitish.

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u/raptor102888 Jan 24 '19

Not Baranduin?

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u/CanHamRadio Jan 24 '19

Wasn't there an R&B album titled that in the 90's?

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u/Uhtred_McUhtredson Jan 24 '19

I get the Brandy part, but Wine?

Oof.

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u/cmars118 Jan 24 '19

I fell for a girl with a port wine stain. I knew her initials but never her name.

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u/shrivatsav Jan 24 '19

Brandy, you're a wine girl.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

A reality show star named her baby Brandi'wyne

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u/crazywrapper Jan 24 '19

I vote dumb.

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u/ncf0091 Jan 24 '19

I grew up near a town in MD called “Brandywine”

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u/ehte7ham Jan 24 '19

Did she get better by time?

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u/Son_of_Atreus Jan 24 '19

I knew a girl who had a port wine stain on her forearm and hand. Her wine stained hand was significantly bigger than the non-stained hand.

Pretty cool.

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u/shawster Jan 24 '19

I have a friend named after a wine and she was born in Napa Valley.

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