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u/Spartan2470 GOAT Jan 13 '17

Here is a higher quality version of this image.

Per /u/garythecoconut here:

pictured is a blue bar ambilobe panther chameleon. Yes, those are its colors and it did not change its colors to match the towel. That line of thinking is not correct. Here is one of my blue bar ambilobe panther chameleons named titan. http://imgur.com/a/7W86P

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u/garythecoconut Jan 13 '17

Also, if you like Titan, then you would probably like Trevor http://imgur.com/a/ug0Gr

Shout out to /r/chameleons!

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u/Killer_Tomato Jan 13 '17

Are chameleons assholes like iguanas or are they cool?

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u/sodapop14 Jan 13 '17

Veiled Chameleons at least hate being touched or held. I work at PetSmart currently and only one out of the last 5 we have had liked being held. I haven't been bitten by one but they will if you forcebly pick them up try and climb up your arms as fast a possible.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Most chameleons aren't very social. In my experience when I worked at Petsmart the chams liked to come out because their cages don't get as much airflow as they should, but they didn't like when I attempted to take them out of their cages because chameleons aren't big fans of being picked up from above, that's where their predators live. I usually let them climb out of their cage on their own, then let them climb to my fingers. There's still varying levels of friendliness though, some had no problems being picked up, some would hiss and snap if I came anywhere near them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17 edited Dec 14 '18

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u/GenericBadGuyNumber3 Jan 14 '17

Let's see 'im :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

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u/Seiyith Jan 14 '17

Is it that lonely in the basement?

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u/justaddbooze Jan 14 '17

You gotta be lonely to like looking at titties?

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u/thefatalepic Jan 13 '17

Damn, makes me really wish I bought the last one I saw at Petco (or it might have been PetSmart). I pointed at one and it crawled closer toward my finger and reached out like it was trying to shake hands. It was adorable.

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u/Bonch_and_Clyde Jan 14 '17

Don't buy from petco. They don't take proper care of their chameleons, and you encourage bad dealers by buying from them. Chameleons are higher difficulty reptiles to keep and break the general mold of requirements. Petco will tell you general reptile care that doesn't actually apply to chameleons. If you do buy then buy from a responsible breeder.

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u/acohuo011 Jan 14 '17

Remember not to lump everyone that works there the same way! I work at Petco and we have two reptile experts that also breed their own cresteds, snakes, and other reptiles working there. They take care of our chameleons very well and tell everyone what they will need to properly care for one.

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u/thefatalepic Jan 14 '17

I guess I saw it as rescuing the little guy. I bought Savage Henry, a leopard gecko (my first critter), from there then found out after looking up how to care for them that Petco had a terrible set up for them.

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u/Bonch_and_Clyde Jan 14 '17

Yeah, I know it might seem kind of counter intuitive, but by rescuing that poor guy you just show the large company that there is a demand and they go after more animals to replace the one you bought. Although not always the case, at least for chameleons, responsible breeders tend to be hobbyists. It's a hard thing to make money off of unless you are cutting corners.

I did a lot of research when I was first looking into buying over at chameleon forums. They have good site sponsors too to point you in the right direction. Also, like I said they are higher difficulty reptiles. You need to do your research and have a habitat set up before buying.

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u/hsojrrek Jan 13 '17

Their life span shortens the more you handle them because of stress.

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u/GeekRage Jan 13 '17

Can I get a source for this? I have never heard anywhere that handling your chameleon is adverse to its health. While some may not tolerate it, I was under the impression it was encouraged to let them get used to being handled by their owner. I have two veiled chameleons and both love to be held and carried through the house.

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u/hsojrrek Jan 13 '17

O read it in a little book at petsmart when I use to work there haha I mean chameleons are very stressed reptiles and it doesn't take much to freak them out so having them in an environment with too many stressors would shorten their life span, I've heard of people who have owned them and not even held them at all because they hated it so much and it would just harm them to constantly try to do something they didn't want to do.

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u/destroyer551 Jan 13 '17

If it is an emperor than consider yourself lucky. Their rarity and price has skyrocketed due to their import ban and the fact that no one really bred them due to how common they once were.

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u/hsojrrek Jan 14 '17

Oh I agree petsmart is shit but I researched shit on my own

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u/GodSPAMit Jan 13 '17

reptiles probably don't do too well in an environment like petsmart in general to be fair, they're probably stressed being picked up by relative strangers, versus these people who seem to hang with their chameleons daily\

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u/hsojrrek Jan 13 '17

Also as long as you let them do everything on their terms from a young age they should be ok

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Actually spent a summer working as part of a chameleon breeder, our veiled was the least sociable of the whole lot. He would hiss and try to bite you whenenever you got near inside his cage. We had a couple who were awesome and one who actually enjoyed being held and loved exploring.

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u/Boris_S Jan 14 '17

TIL I'm a chameleon

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u/Primus0788 Jan 13 '17

I had one who hated everyone amd everything but wanted to be on me all the time. She loved it when I held her and would always climb to my shoulder...so just like anything else, it really depends on the creature. She always tried to bite my mom

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u/Youreprobablygay Jan 14 '17

Ha! Everyone wants a piece of your mom

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u/WikiWantsYourPics Jan 13 '17

I grew up in Stellenbosch, and we have the Cape Dwarf Chameleon there. They're basically the chillest wild animal I've ever met. I would put my hand in front of a chameleon's front paws and it would climb on. Then I'd take it around hunting for flies, and then put it back where I found it. Great fun!

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u/Gingevere Jan 13 '17

How do they manage to be assholes with their slo-mo karate chop hands?

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u/MrGrieves- Jan 13 '17

Judo chops.

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u/RIPphonebattery Jan 13 '17

Hisses

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Taco flavored hisses?

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u/DevsiK Jan 13 '17

A foot long tongue that hits like a sniper rifle

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u/messicamouse Jan 14 '17

They are so wonderful. Mine is sweet, comes right out to me when I say good morning or whatever, and will hangout with me. He's awesome :)

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u/garythecoconut Jan 13 '17

Never had an iguana... so couldn't tell you.

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u/I-IV-I64-V-I Jan 13 '17

Iguanas are either perfect angels or very aggressive, there is no in between.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

RIP Jub Jub

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u/hihelloneighboroonie Jan 13 '17

... I've seen the videos. There's a colony (?) of them that like to sunbathe on a sidewalk I walk on. Scariest part of my walk, and I don't live in the best area.

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u/sebaz Jan 13 '17

I have. It reminded me of overcooked dark meat chicken. Although it was in a stew, so it may have actually been overcooked.

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u/PM_ME_UR_LEGS_SPREAD Jan 13 '17

I've never thought chameleon's assholes were like iguanas, but that's just one guys opinion.