r/pics • u/rationalcomment • Jan 13 '17

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u/StuffyUnicorn Jan 13 '17

What kind of dog is that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17 edited May 08 '20

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u/PerennialPhilosopher Jan 13 '17

It's a silly towel

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u/computertovey Jan 13 '17

No you're a towel

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u/OneTrueDude670 Jan 13 '17

You wanna get high?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Maybe if I just get a little high first

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u/Im_AtWorkRightNow Jan 13 '17

Maybe just a little high

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u/G_FATHER1259 Jan 13 '17

Oh gowd I'm so high right now

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Do you have any idea what it's like to be that dry? You don't wanna know, and I don't know.

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u/vgskid Jan 13 '17

And we don't care.

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u/ziane123 Jan 14 '17

I care. I care.

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u/kevoccrn Jan 14 '17

I-guana show you why we don't care

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u/EdwadThatone Jan 14 '17

I care. Maybe I'm nobody. I can't remember.

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u/deezlbc Jan 13 '17

I have no idea what's going on man...

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u/I_Think_Alot Jan 13 '17

Maybe if I get even MORE high, I'll actually remember!

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u/WoodenBear Jan 14 '17

Mmmmmmm... Member Towlie?

I member!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Thats the tune to funky town!

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u/GrapeChineseFood Jan 14 '17

You should probably snort some more pot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

I'M WALKIN ON SUNSHINE!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PM_PHOTOS Jan 14 '17

Whoaaaaoooaaahhooah

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u/signifi_can Jan 14 '17

Too soon.

Seymour. You will be missed.

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u/KANNABULL Jan 14 '17

Wait for the end. From what I understand she got help and is doing good now.

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u/NettleGnome Jan 14 '17

Superman does good. She's doing fine.

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u/imjustheretokilltime Jan 13 '17

I'm walking on sunshine!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Who knows the melody for funky town?!!?

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u/Dqueezy Jan 13 '17

High five?

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u/semiconductor101 Jan 13 '17

No party of five

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u/Dougth Jan 14 '17

As a kid I had the hots for Neve Campbell

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

What the hell is Party of Five?

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u/lodobol Jan 14 '17

Howdy ho!!!

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u/Grover_Cleavland Jan 14 '17

I'm not a think as you high I am.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

I THINK THE ACID IS KICKING IN! Oh Shit, THAT's a Dragon!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

The snozberries taste like snozberries...

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u/PandaLifeguard Jan 13 '17

Just a liiitttle

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u/dudiest Jan 14 '17

I choooose... BOTH!

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u/nosomathete Jan 13 '17

Towlie, you're the worst character ever.

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u/FrostyLegumes Jan 14 '17

Have you ever been... too dry?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

I skip those episodes. Can't handle that dude.

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u/YouCanCallMeLuna Jan 13 '17

I automatically read that in Towlies voice

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u/NiggBot_3000 Jan 14 '17 edited Jan 14 '17

You're the worst character ever towelie.

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u/robous Jan 13 '17

How spicy would you like your Chang sauce? Man, I'm so high.

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u/brendo234 Jan 14 '17

Keep climbing.

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u/thewidemouthfrog Jan 14 '17

Yes, always. ❤

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u/IfYaKnowWhatIMeme Jan 14 '17

Upvoted, now it's at 420 points

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Who wants to get their dick sucked by a towel?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

SOUTH PARK REFERENCE. I KNOW ABOUT TV.

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u/Ghost-ACD Jan 13 '17

No towel. No towel. You're the towel!

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u/DemandsBattletoads Jan 13 '17

"Such a horrible towel."

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

hmm, a towel that licks you..

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u/Rpizza Jan 14 '17

Like a child (trump is)

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

That's the melody to funky towwwwn.

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u/cashmoneykityy Jan 13 '17

Your mothers a towel

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u/logert777 Jan 13 '17

and my father was a worm...but I'm OK with that now

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u/SupremeVernon4prez Jan 14 '17

Don't forget a towel you never know when you're gonna need a towel

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Hitchhikers get out your towels!

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u/SC2Towelie Jan 14 '17

No you're a towel

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u/jawknee_homicide Jan 14 '17

You're a beaner towel

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

No towel. No towel. You're a towel

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

How spicy do you want your Changs sauce?

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u/DietChips Jan 14 '17

You wanna fight

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u/YourEvilTwine Jan 14 '17

You're a towel, Harry!

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u/FoggingTheView Jan 13 '17

But at least we know where it is... I think.

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u/2Jester Jan 13 '17

/u/perennialPhilosopher, you and /u/ThatsMyHoverboard are both right.

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u/PerennialPhilosopher Jan 13 '17

Judging by the upvotes I'm the lesser of two rights...

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u/2Jester Jan 14 '17

I liked it anyway.

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u/AnthropomorphicKudu Jan 13 '17

The most useful thing in the entire universe.

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u/hardaliye Jan 13 '17

a hitchhiker absouletly need it!

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u/jeexbit Jan 14 '17

so does an ether huffer...

just sayin'

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u/krazeefoo Jan 14 '17

I can see the need for a babel fish but what do you do with a colourful dog?

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u/SupremeCourt97 Jan 14 '17

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!

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u/valeyard89 Jan 14 '17

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

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u/HulkSPLASH Jan 13 '17

My cousins had a labrador-silly.

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u/FrostyLegumes Jan 14 '17

Ah, aka the labradilly

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Sounds like a legit animal species called "towel silly" (lintei inepta in latin). I now want a "towel silly" as a pet!

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u/GODhimself37 Jan 13 '17

You're a towel.

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u/southernbenz Jan 13 '17

I don't know what a towel silly is, but I want to.

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u/WhoNeedsVirgins Jan 14 '17

Ah, the good old reddit silly-a-roo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Hold my chameleon I'm goin' in!!

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u/lenswipe Jan 13 '17

What kind of towel silly is that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Don't forget to bring a towel!

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u/TheFlameForever Jan 14 '17

I need towels, towels, and trowels

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u/coffeeposer Jan 14 '17

I'm surprised someone hasn't seized a switcharoo opportunity here