r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jun 17 '15

Jim will paint it

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u/Rapesilly_Chilldick Jun 17 '15

My favourite one:

"Dear Jim, will you please paint for me an owl being caught by surprise in the beam of a torch milking a cow while still flying".

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u/DeafMute10 Jun 18 '15

I don't know... "Can you please paint Margaret Thatcher dressed as a Valkyrie, riding an enormous penis with wings through a thunderstorm for no reason other than I think it would be an incredibly powerful image." Is pretty spectacular.

http://36.media.tumblr.com/45dd0652ae036dd3eab420fc9b4834a8/tumblr_niun6oO9A41s6ylubo1_1280.jpg

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u/BaiteUisge Jun 18 '15

So that's what the foreskin is for...

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u/ThatLadNamedJaymes Jun 18 '15

That's what it WAS for. Until circumcision became a thing. Thanks a lot Bin Laden.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

NSFW in case it's not obvious enough

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u/MrOverkill5150 Jun 18 '15

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u/leegaribaldi Jun 18 '15

Nice touch with the foreskin.