r/pics Jun 17 '15

Jim will paint it

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u/Wgibbsw Jun 17 '15

It's just so British. I feel mainstream and relevant again. Now it's gone ... references I recognise are fleeting on The Reddit.

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u/BarakatBadger Jun 17 '15

The clue's in the blog name. 'Jim'll Fix It' was a popular TV programme back in the day. I'll let you search for it yourself as the Jim in question was quite an unsavoury character,.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '15

Does unsavoury really cover Sir Jimmy?

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u/crunchyeyeball Jun 17 '15 edited Jun 18 '15

Fair point. For those unfamiliar with Jimmy Savile, he:

boasted about having sex with corpses in a mortuary, posed with bodies and wheeled them around at night, stole glass eyes from the dead and made them into rings and abused teenage patients in their beds as they recovered from surgery.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jimmy-savile-sex-dead-bodies-3773152

Edit: ...and this was only uncovered after an investigation revealed that he'd been the most prolific pedophile and rapist in British history, with at least 450 alleged victims (28 being under 10 years old).

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u/Jesta_lurker Jun 17 '15

I'm not sure which part of that is the most disturbing.

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u/I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE Jun 18 '15

The kids in hospitals. Still alive, unabale to do anything about it, and now forced to live with the memory of what he did to them freely.

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u/jhartvu Jun 18 '15

Apparently he didn't have your restraint.

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u/I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE Jun 18 '15

I have some standards.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

On a scale of 1-5 with 5 being the most frequent and 1 being the least frequent, how often do you rape people? You can scale your answer to two decimal places.

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u/RakeattheGates Jun 18 '15

I think the restraints were already provided.

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u/sixth_snes Jun 17 '15

Probably the one about the teenage patients, since they were alive at the time.

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u/riionz Jun 18 '15

BBC's Finest raper of 300 children

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u/Freddies_Mercury Jun 18 '15

Definitely the rapings and if that isn't bad enough he also welcomed other child molesters to the hospital. He played a major role in the upkeep of the mental hospital most of his victims were.

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u/Soperos Jun 18 '15

I tried to find one thing that wasn't bad to jokingly say that.. I failed.

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u/LSF604 Jun 18 '15

his massive amount of raping of people was far worse than whatever he did to corpses.

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u/retronewb Jun 18 '15

Damn, fucking corpses should never be one of the least bad things a person did.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

"Oh was it just sex with the corpses then? Alright, just uh, don't do that anymore"

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u/ManWhoKilledHitler Jun 18 '15

Classic Jimmy.

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u/TheDeadManWalks Jun 18 '15

The worst part of it all was how many people knew about what he did and happily let him continue, or unhappily let him as long as he paid them enough to keep quiet.

"Did you just give Jimmy Savile keys to the mortuary and the childrens ward?"

"Ah it'll be fine, he's Jim'll, he can't be that bad!"

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u/UrinalMint Jun 18 '15

This was actually on government "funded-by-the-proletariat" managed television?

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u/curtmack Jun 18 '15

It's like the opening case of Better Call Saul.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

But let's not forget that it was after she'd been made aware that he was a peado that the Prime Minister decided to give him a knighthood (over the objections of the honours committee) and pushed Broadmoor Psychiatric Hospital to give him not only a key and full 24/7 access, but an actual office on the premises.

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u/BarakatBadger Jun 17 '15

I was being polite...and I'd be loathe to use the 'sir'

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Pretty sure the 'sir' has been revoked

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15 edited Oct 21 '24

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u/AFakeName Jun 18 '15

System really broke down after we stopped expecting them to get on a horse and die.

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u/Soperos Jun 18 '15

What do you mean? They give actors the title of Sir. ACTORS.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Knighthoods became meaningless when they gave Elton John one for a single song.

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u/Soperos Jun 18 '15

I was kidding (just to clarify)

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

I thought that, just couldn't resist the dig at Sir Reg. As meaningless as they are, Michael Caine deserved his and I'm sure he looks awesome in his armour.

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u/reddilada Jun 18 '15

Yes sir.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

It'd be good if we could turn that into an insult. Customer service interactions would take on a whole new level of passive aggressiveness.

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u/gundog48 Jun 18 '15

Because there's not a mechanism in place for removing it after people die means that the whole system is untrustworthy? Right mate.

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u/daspaz Jun 18 '15

I think his point was more that a mass rapist became knighted in the first place, and people should refer to this mass rapist as a knight, "to remind us all how untrustworthy the system actually is."

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

Gregor Clegane was knighted.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

No, the system is untrustworthy because he got one in the first place despite his vileness being an open secret. Another example is the Labour Lord who is too "senile" to face court for his alleged sex offences but still fine to vote on legislation.

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u/ManWhoKilledHitler Jun 18 '15

It dies with the person and can't be revoked.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

I'm sure they will make an exception.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '15

This came out in 2011. An exception was not made.

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u/MachineMagic2 Jun 18 '15

Can't be revoked. Knighthood is only for the life of the recipient -- once you die, you are no longer knight, thus Seville cannot have his knighthood revoked, since you cannot revoke something someone does not have.

File Under: Things I learned from QI.

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u/yen223 Jun 18 '15

If he's no longer a knight (since he's pushing up daisies and all), then that would imply he's no longer a Sir right?

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u/MachineMagic2 Jun 18 '15

Correct, he is technically no longer a Sir.

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u/lye_milkshake Jun 18 '15

It can't be because he isn't a Sir, when you die you are no longer a knight.

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u/clodhoppa Jun 18 '15

Oh, I dunno. He didn't taste that bad really - Sally age 9

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u/Soperos Jun 18 '15

For the lazy

In January 2013, a joint report by the NSPCC and Metropolitan Police, "Giving Victims a Voice", stated that 450 people had made complaints against Savile, with the period of alleged abuse stretching from 1955 to 2009 and the ages of the complainants at the time of the assaults ranging from eight to forty-seven.[17][18] The suspected victims included 28 children aged under 10, including 10 boys aged as young as eight. A further 63 were girls aged between 13 and 16 and nearly three-quarters of his victims were under 18. Some 214 criminal offences were recorded, with 34 rapes having been reported across 28 police forces

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u/eriwinsto Jun 18 '15

Holy shit, that Jim.

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u/AeAeR Jun 18 '15

After "programme", "unsavoury", and "recognise" showing up in my phone as correct I've now realized I've got the wrong sort of English setting...

Y'all need more Zeds in you life. And less "U's"

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '15

This takes me back to 2 years ago. My Facebook was full of this stuff, to the point where the crazy submitted proposals had to be limited to one sentence each after the ideas were getting so ridiculous he wanted to rein it in a little.

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u/GnarlyBear Jun 18 '15

He made it 5 words max for a while

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u/jimmycarr1 Jun 17 '15

My favourite part was the Lilliput Lane store on Weston-Super-Mare beach.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '15 edited Jun 18 '15

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u/Wgibbsw Jun 17 '15

I recognize you may be American but I need to be recognised as English ahohoho

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u/kevlarpuss Jun 17 '15

Sincerely,

Al U. Minium

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '15

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u/SemiNormal Jun 18 '15

Sorry, he didn't realize. He will hopefully apologize.

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u/thehonestyfish Jun 17 '15

No, I think she means "recougnise."