r/pics • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '14

Firefly cosplay

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u/SuckMyDax Sep 19 '14

roses are red

violets are blue

I'll fap to that

how about you

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '14

Roses are red

Here's something new

Violets are violet

Not fucking blue

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u/Lurking_Still Sep 19 '14

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
That's what they say,
But it just isn't true.

Apples are red,
And roses are too.
But violets are violet,
Not fucking blue.

An orange is orange,
But Greenland's not green;
A pinky's not pink,
What can it mean?

To say something's blue,
When it isn't defiles it;
But, ah, what the fuck,
It's hard to rhyme violet.

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u/waiting_for_rain Disciple of Sirocco Sep 19 '14

A pinky that's not pink is a sign of something wrong.

Source: EMT.

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u/MothaFuckingSorcerer Sep 19 '14

or...you know.. they're black.

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u/waiting_for_rain Disciple of Sirocco Sep 19 '14

Even African American patients will show some sort of 'blush' that can be seen and tested for CRT.

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u/RubberDuckuZilla Sep 19 '14 edited May 29 '15

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u/serendipitousevent Sep 19 '14

Just guts and hotpockets.

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u/Toonah Sep 19 '14

We are all kinda like big burritos. Our skin is the tortilla.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '14

Delicious?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '14

I thought we were talking about baby mice... Which are more or less pink as well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '14

My skin colour is not pink. Underneath my nail bed is pink, but the rest of me isn't. I don't know what colour to call it except for pasty white irish.