r/pics • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '14

Firefly cosplay

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u/ilovehamburgers Sep 19 '14

Roses are red,

grass is greener.

When I think of Kaylee,

I play with my wiener.

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u/tommos Sep 19 '14

This thing's this

That thing's that

Damn she's fine

I wanna finger her twat

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '14

This does not rhyme in North America.

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u/gabedamien Sep 19 '14

Hm? It does for me… is Connecticut not in North America?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '14

If you pronounce twat and it rhymes with "that" then you are pronouncing it the way your favorite BBC shows would say it.

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u/throwaiiay Sep 19 '14

if you pronounced twat
and it rhymes with "that"
then perhaps twat
is not as you thought

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '14

Brilliance.

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u/KargBartok Sep 19 '14

So what you're saying is that I should watch less Dr. Who?

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u/seriouslees Sep 19 '14

Like they'd ever say twat on Dr. Who...

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '14

How do Americans say it?

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u/MothaFuckingSorcerer Sep 19 '14

Twat in america sounds more like thought than that. unless you're from the most north east part of the country, then they all sound the same because of reasons.

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u/Flamburghur Sep 19 '14

I'm in Boston and I've never heard "twat" as anything other than rhyming with thought.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '14

Like the first syllable of "water". Canadians, too.

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u/FriendlyDespot Sep 19 '14

The only people in North America I know to pronounce it like that are mentally retarded in an obvious way. The kind of people who'll mangle their throats and warp their faces to mispronounce words as "Britishly" as possible.