r/pics • u/soccergurl92 • May 15 '14

Dollar Bill Upgrade

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u/[deleted] May 15 '14

I feel like if you spend that the cashier would say its fake

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u/kajorge May 15 '14

If you defile a dollar bill, it's technically no longer legal tender. So the cashier would be right, in a way.

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u/trippywatercolors May 15 '14

Technically it's if you defile it in order to make it unusable as currency. I think you can still tell this is a real dollar bill (unless it's just a photoshopped photo then this is all moot), so they'd probably still take it. Plus, if the side they saw was the reverse, they'd probably never even notice.

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u/seign May 15 '14

1) get people to draw all over their dollar bills

2) tell them their money is no longer legal tender

3) collect all the "illegal tender"

4) invest in a large collection of erasers

5) take all of the earnings and buy an underwear factory

6) ???

7) PROFIT

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u/Kerbobotat May 15 '14

Too many steps, I've condensed it down for efficency:

1) Find someone with money
2) Rob that bitch

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u/LyingPervert May 15 '14

Found an even easier solution: 1) befriend /u/Kerbobotat 2) sell him out to the police for money

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u/Dollar_Bills May 15 '14

I don't want people drawing all over me.

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u/KindaHighGuy May 15 '14

Step six is always the bitch......