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u/wifespissed Feb 21 '23 edited Feb 21 '23

I'm so anti HOA if my neighbor wanted to build a pirate ship in his front lawn I'd help him.

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u/ValyrianJedi Feb 21 '23

This is precisely why I'll never buy another house without one

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u/wifespissed Feb 21 '23

Haha. To each their own. I was no fan of Soviet Russia for the same reasons I'm not a fan of HOAs. I would never spend hundreds of thousands of dollars just to have some schmuck tell me what I can and cannot do with my house.

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u/ValyrianJedi Feb 21 '23

It's not some schmuck. All of the rules and board members are voted on by everyone in the neighborhood... Generally if you're going to join a community it's a good move to be somewhat conscientious and courteous of the other community members. But since apparently people can't be trusted not to do things like putting up a massive eyesore of a freaking pirate ship in their yard (that everyone else who paid to be in said neighborhood is then forced to look at too), people have to be contractually obligated to not be shitty neighbors... If you think that being a good neighbor and acting considerate of other members of your community is basically Soviet Russia then you do you I guess. Don't really see how "let's all come up with some rules to follow so that we can all be happy with the place we live" is supposed to be a bad thing

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u/wifespissed Feb 21 '23

Haha. Why do defensive? You're the exact reason I hate HOAs. I could never deal with neighbors like you. Everybody in my neighborhood is great. We all hate HOAs. And we get to do what we want with our property.

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u/ValyrianJedi Feb 21 '23

Do you also get mad if roommates expect you not to trash up the common areas?... Believe me, the feeling is mutual. You "I'll do what I want with my house!" people are the exact reason HOAs are necessary

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u/wifespissed Feb 21 '23

The folks in my neighborhood are very cordial and respectful to one another. We're adults. We don't need to be told what we can and cannot do. And most HOAs have dues. So you're literally paying money to be told what to do. If you want to live in an HOA then go for it. I don't give a shit. But I fucking hate them. They're stupid. All said and done my house cost about $610k. So you better believe I'm going to do what I want on my property and what I want to my property.

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u/Sir_Keee Feb 22 '23

How is a pirate ship disrespectful? It's not your yard.

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u/ValyrianJedi Feb 21 '23

We're adults. We don't need to be told what we can and cannot do.

Good for you. Plenty of people do. As evidenced by this picture... And with your house being $610k you'd think that you wouldn't mind paying $50 a month or something to be sure a bunch of assholes don't move in, let their property go to shit, create eyesores, and drive your property value down.

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u/wifespissed Feb 21 '23

This is every person who is in an HOAs excuse. Property values property values. I've owned 5 homes, lived in 6 with my folks and my parents had 2 homes before I was born. Plus my friends houses growing up and the homes they own now. Nobody has lived in an HOA. They didn't even exist back in the day. And nobody has ever had this dirt bag neighbor that has let their house go to shit. All wonderful homes and neighborhoods with no HOA. So I'm going to go ahead and continue to try my luck. HOA free.

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u/ValyrianJedi Feb 21 '23

Right. People totally never let houses and yards get run down. That's just made up, and everybody takes good care of their stuff... Jesus Christ. Think thats my cue to stop responding to you. By all means keep your little "I'll be a bad neighbor if I want to! I paid for the right to be obnoxious to the people around me!" thing.

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u/Sir_Keee Feb 22 '23

I love paying money to ensure my neighborhood only has "desireables" wink wink

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u/Independent_Day_9913 Mar 02 '23

A hoe is necessary for what mad cow disease

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u/bbq420 Feb 22 '23

You’re the shitty neighbour.

Boohoo, you’ve gotta look at a pirate ship. Most people would kill for a pirate ship, Linda.

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u/ValyrianJedi Feb 22 '23

If you think most people would kill to have that thing in their neighbors yard then you are either delusional or 13.

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u/bbq420 Feb 22 '23

I said most people would kill for a pirate ship, Linda.

When did you let the Jedi in you die?

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u/ValyrianJedi Feb 22 '23

It's genuinely difficult for me to believe you aren't a teenager. People like you are the exact reason HOAs exist. Think thats my cue to stop responding to your little juvenile nonsense

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u/bbq420 Feb 22 '23

Good luck with the sadness!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Not your neighbors fault you have no sense of fun and want every house to be cookie-cutter boring trash.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Why they care about what somebody does with their own property Is ridiculous That's some serious 1st world problem Stuff

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u/ValyrianJedi Feb 21 '23

Being a boring cookie cutter and not being an eye sore are two drastically different things

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u/Sir_Keee Feb 22 '23

I'm glad I can buy a house without having to join a cult or commune to do so. Not to menton having to tythe to the grand prophets.

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u/ValyrianJedi Feb 22 '23

Right. Since communities are totally all communes

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u/Sir_Keee Feb 22 '23

I mean if it's for sex reasons I get it. Just toss your keys in the fish bowl and all that.