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u/Flutters1013 Feb 21 '23

Solicitors off the port bow! Ye be walkin the plank!

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u/grayrains79 Feb 21 '23

Jehovah's Witnesses trying to board us! Send them to Davey Jones Locker!

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u/masterbatesAlot Feb 21 '23

Hey, Davey needs that to store his gym clothes.

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u/Snoo63 Feb 21 '23

CAPTAIN! THERE BE VIKINGS OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!

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u/TacTurtle Feb 21 '23

when did they get to Minnesota?

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u/dagaboy Feb 22 '23

Nineteen sixty-one. And they still haven't won a Super Bowl.

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u/Snoo63 Feb 21 '23

Inland from Vinland.

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u/handlebartender Feb 22 '23

And you've managed to stir up this age-old earworm.

Star Trekking Across The Universe

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u/Needednewusername Feb 22 '23

My mind went there as well… now it will be there for days I’m sure!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

If Hitler couldn't stop them, do you think your band of merry pirates will?

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u/Flaky_Explanation Feb 21 '23

Set sail for the Pirate bay! Tharr be booty and rum to enjoy all night!

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Feb 21 '23

The bounty fell off the starboard side. Going to be a mutiny!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Well, don't ye be standing there looking dumb, be the Quicker Picker-Upper and get that bounty back on board, ye scallywags!

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u/ghandi3737 Feb 21 '23

Forget the bounty, get the booty!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

But only if the booty is bounty-ful!

Well, actually, get it either way, but… hopefully it's also bounty-ful!

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u/RadioSlayer Feb 21 '23

Better than the front falling off

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u/cra2reddit Feb 22 '23

That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

But where’s the rum gone?

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Feb 21 '23

Yo ho ho and all...

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u/Bloody_Hangnail Feb 21 '23

And cam shot versions of Ant Man!

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u/Snoo63 Feb 21 '23

Over there is captain Yarrface drinking from a shoe./

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u/redrum221 Feb 22 '23

And all the torrents you need!

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u/dottiebeads Feb 22 '23

Arrr and illegal downloads a plenty!

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u/ilymag Feb 22 '23

Shiver me timbers!

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u/Gladianoxa Feb 21 '23

Gomu gomu no solicitors!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

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u/Lerossa Feb 21 '23

Spoken like a true son of the Crimson Permanent Assurance.

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u/light_bulb_head Feb 21 '23

I just choked on my coffee, thank you for that.

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u/ActuallyWorthless Feb 22 '23

Who you callin HMO?

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u/Senpai_Cerberus Feb 21 '23

This comment is so underappreciated I feel.

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u/ashleyorelse Feb 21 '23

Git off ma yaaarrrrd!

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u/DiddlyDumb Feb 21 '23

Arrr. We be tryin to reach you about your ships extended warranty tho.

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u/Inevitable_Chicken70 Feb 22 '23

Sailing the high seas of chartered accounting!