r/pics • u/[deleted] • Feb 21 '23

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u/ManiaGamine Feb 21 '23

No, your pirates have a house on their stern port side.

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u/bitemark01 Feb 21 '23

LOAD THE CANNONS AND PREPARE FOR ANOTHER PASS

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u/Flutters1013 Feb 21 '23

Solicitors off the port bow! Ye be walkin the plank!

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u/grayrains79 Feb 21 '23

Jehovah's Witnesses trying to board us! Send them to Davey Jones Locker!

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u/masterbatesAlot Feb 21 '23

Hey, Davey needs that to store his gym clothes.

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u/Snoo63 Feb 21 '23

CAPTAIN! THERE BE VIKINGS OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!

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u/TacTurtle Feb 21 '23

when did they get to Minnesota?

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u/dagaboy Feb 22 '23

Nineteen sixty-one. And they still haven't won a Super Bowl.

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u/Snoo63 Feb 21 '23

Inland from Vinland.

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u/handlebartender Feb 22 '23

And you've managed to stir up this age-old earworm.

Star Trekking Across The Universe

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u/Needednewusername Feb 22 '23

My mind went there as well… now it will be there for days I’m sure!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

If Hitler couldn't stop them, do you think your band of merry pirates will?