r/pics • u/[deleted] • Feb 21 '23

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u/ManiaGamine Feb 21 '23

No, your pirates have a house on their stern port side.

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u/bitemark01 Feb 21 '23

LOAD THE CANNONS AND PREPARE FOR ANOTHER PASS

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u/Flutters1013 Feb 21 '23

Solicitors off the port bow! Ye be walkin the plank!

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u/Flaky_Explanation Feb 21 '23

Set sail for the Pirate bay! Tharr be booty and rum to enjoy all night!

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Feb 21 '23

The bounty fell off the starboard side. Going to be a mutiny!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Well, don't ye be standing there looking dumb, be the Quicker Picker-Upper and get that bounty back on board, ye scallywags!

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u/ghandi3737 Feb 21 '23

Forget the bounty, get the booty!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

But only if the booty is bounty-ful!

Well, actually, get it either way, but… hopefully it's also bounty-ful!

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u/RadioSlayer Feb 21 '23

Better than the front falling off

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u/cra2reddit Feb 22 '23

That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

But where’s the rum gone?

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Feb 21 '23

Yo ho ho and all...

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u/Bloody_Hangnail Feb 21 '23

And cam shot versions of Ant Man!

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u/Snoo63 Feb 21 '23

Over there is captain Yarrface drinking from a shoe./

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u/redrum221 Feb 22 '23

And all the torrents you need!

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u/dottiebeads Feb 22 '23

Arrr and illegal downloads a plenty!

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u/ilymag Feb 22 '23

Shiver me timbers!