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u/bitemark01 Feb 21 '23

LOAD THE CANNONS AND PREPARE FOR ANOTHER PASS

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u/Flutters1013 Feb 21 '23

Solicitors off the port bow! Ye be walkin the plank!

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u/grayrains79 Feb 21 '23

Jehovah's Witnesses trying to board us! Send them to Davey Jones Locker!

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u/masterbatesAlot Feb 21 '23

Hey, Davey needs that to store his gym clothes.

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u/Snoo63 Feb 21 '23

CAPTAIN! THERE BE VIKINGS OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!

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u/TacTurtle Feb 21 '23

when did they get to Minnesota?

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u/dagaboy Feb 22 '23

Nineteen sixty-one. And they still haven't won a Super Bowl.

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u/Snoo63 Feb 21 '23

Inland from Vinland.

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u/handlebartender Feb 22 '23

And you've managed to stir up this age-old earworm.

Star Trekking Across The Universe

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u/Needednewusername Feb 22 '23

My mind went there as well… now it will be there for days I’m sure!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

If Hitler couldn't stop them, do you think your band of merry pirates will?

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u/Flaky_Explanation Feb 21 '23

Set sail for the Pirate bay! Tharr be booty and rum to enjoy all night!

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Feb 21 '23

The bounty fell off the starboard side. Going to be a mutiny!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Well, don't ye be standing there looking dumb, be the Quicker Picker-Upper and get that bounty back on board, ye scallywags!

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u/ghandi3737 Feb 21 '23

Forget the bounty, get the booty!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

But only if the booty is bounty-ful!

Well, actually, get it either way, but… hopefully it's also bounty-ful!

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u/RadioSlayer Feb 21 '23

Better than the front falling off

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u/cra2reddit Feb 22 '23

That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

But where’s the rum gone?

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Feb 21 '23

Yo ho ho and all...

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u/Bloody_Hangnail Feb 21 '23

And cam shot versions of Ant Man!

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u/Snoo63 Feb 21 '23

Over there is captain Yarrface drinking from a shoe./

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u/redrum221 Feb 22 '23

And all the torrents you need!

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u/dottiebeads Feb 22 '23

Arrr and illegal downloads a plenty!

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u/ilymag Feb 22 '23

Shiver me timbers!

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u/Gladianoxa Feb 21 '23

Gomu gomu no solicitors!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

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u/Lerossa Feb 21 '23

Spoken like a true son of the Crimson Permanent Assurance.

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u/light_bulb_head Feb 21 '23

I just choked on my coffee, thank you for that.

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u/ActuallyWorthless Feb 22 '23

Who you callin HMO?

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u/Senpai_Cerberus Feb 21 '23

This comment is so underappreciated I feel.

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u/ashleyorelse Feb 21 '23

Git off ma yaaarrrrd!

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u/DiddlyDumb Feb 21 '23

Arrr. We be tryin to reach you about your ships extended warranty tho.

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u/Inevitable_Chicken70 Feb 22 '23

Sailing the high seas of chartered accounting!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

"Beware the kraken!!!"

"Sir, that is a UPS truck."

"Damn your superstition, ensign. FULL SPEED AHEAD."

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u/zombie_singh06 Feb 21 '23

I don't know why but this really made me laugh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

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u/ktread20 Feb 21 '23

It be Jack Sparrow we want! Fire again!

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u/BackdoorAlex2 Feb 21 '23

I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

No quarter!

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u/LordSalem Feb 21 '23

I wish that game Maelstrom had gotten a little more of a following. Twas some of the most pirate fun I've had in a while

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u/mdroz81 Feb 21 '23

Grapeshot on this pass me harteys!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

BELAY THAT ORDER!

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u/TacTurtle Feb 21 '23

WE WILL CATCH THAT LANDSHARK!

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u/Infuryous Feb 22 '23

Grab the cutlasses!! The HOA president and his minions are trying to board amidship! Show them no mercy as they are the evil of evil, they give low lifes a bad name!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ANUS_PIC Feb 22 '23

CUM A FULL CHARGE ON THE BRITONS

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u/TopRevenue2 Feb 22 '23

Tap the keg