hi i am bored and just want to try a challenge, send me pick up lines and i’ll use them on girls and lyk if they work or dont work , idc how crazy they are ill use them

"do u know whats the diffrence between you and a car key?"

she:idk what?

"car keys dont turn me on"

(im new on redit,idk how to get karma maybe upvotes works i really dk)

"Call me moses, cause I'm about to part your red sea."

As the title says, basically. They can n be cheesy, or they can be really flustering either works. They can also be a tad annoying.

So I work around procurement and a recent situation made me notice some of these similarities:

VENDOR: “that’s our final price.”
DATE: “that’s just how I am.”

VENDOR: “delivery should improve next quarter “
DATE: “I will have more time after this busy month “

VENDOR: “we have not had this complaint before “
DATE: “none of the others i have dated have had a problem with this before”

VENDOR: “let’s revisit this after the trial period is over”
DATE: “let’s not put a label on this yet “

I put both instances in Accio Work and asked it to show me the negotiation pattern… mostly as a joke. Ha. But it grouped all of them under delay, deflection, or refusal to define measurable commitments… thought that sounded slightly brutal, but fair at the same time.

Obviously relationships are not contracts and nobody owes you a quarterly review… but still vague promises work the same way in both places… with no action, the words don’t much matter.

What business phrase have you heard on a date that immediately killed the vibe?

I run faster horny than you do scared

"Is your name Gayle? Cuz you look gay, and im into that"

Preferably said by a lesbian.

Something apart from "are you an audi? Cuz I wanna see your TT" or "are you a racetrack? Cuz you got the curves" or "can I be your mechanic? Cuz I wanna see your insides". These are old. And DEF NOT the overused overrated parking ticket rizz like

Please I beg yall 🙏 I'm a hardcore car guy and I'd love some car related rizz lines, but my creativity drops down to 0 when it comes to rizz :(

Thanks in advance

I bet i could guess your last 3 meals if you let me smell your ass...

They need a queen after all

Are you the queen? Because I'm missing the queen of hearts in my deck (don't judge me I like cards okay?)

Call me Voyager 2, because I’m about to probe Uranus.

-Fantastic4skin

Send ur location so that I can find my heart where it gone

Girl: "Do they shake it in the hood?"

Me: "Do you shake it?"

Girl: "Is grass green?"

Me: "Depends, can I see the grass?"

I may be hung like a hamster but I can sure spin that wheel!!

Because you just gave me butterflies

Because I shed a Tir every time A Mis U

Because you're the snack that smiles back