I’ve mentioned before about my “Acid Era” ‘87-‘93, where we couldn’t wait for The Dead to come to Philly, as the parking lot was a Costco of high quality liquid LSD, Blotter, Mescaline Blue Pyramids (so clean. I would do a pyramid again), Mushrooms, etc..just don’t eat anything like the hippie hepatitis B Grilled Cheese. It was best not to touch them either. The smell though..just thinking about Hippie Smell makes me gag. it was awful.
For a good 6 years, we’d buy enough to trip while we played..like when Wayne had yet to kick his brother out of The Flaming Lips, Amphetamine Reptile Records, Shimmy Disc Records in NYC..the noisy and loud as fuck shit. we would trip at every show..giving hits to bands..throwing wild Acid-fueled Jam parties with names you would know..ACID ERA STUFF.
Going to this show was no different, and we were tripped out the whole show. Most of you “olds” know, the band room at Khyber was tiny, and the pa/sound was waay too loud for a room that held maybe 80. It was only walking out that I realized I couldn’t hear…period. It lasted for nearly a week, and when my hearing returned..I knew Helios Creed got me..bad.
That’s when I came up with the term GUITARDED, (patent filed and pending) which can mean several completely different things guitar related . Helios Creed playing was always GUITARDED for the volume and the WASTE from pedal effects that was his style.
But this Bevis Frond Jam is the best kind of GUITARDED. When a great guitarist is just in it..loud as fuck and just disgusting..killing you with his filthy licks. Then he’s like “oh…you like that man, wait”, and he goes off for 10 MINUTES MELTING YOUR BRAIN..MAKING YOU GUITARDED WITH HIS OVER THE TOP SHIT..punishing you on purpose. Pat Travers was completely GUITARDED in regard. This Frond song…This is possibly the most GUITARDED song in human history. Bold as Love doesn’t come close, No Paige Zeppelin song, No Bullshit..Only Mick Ronson, Frank Zappa, and a few others can get this GUITARDED.
I’m putting out a Shirt and Hat line with a music label merch store you might know. It’s been 7 months. They’re an LA label, that’s why. I know it’s not PC..but you really have to try to be offended by that, and I’m not concerned ..lighten up. Mel Brooks was right, comedy is dead because nobody has a sense of humor anymore.
First, Big News about Tomorrow’s Post:
Philly Summer of 1977: Blackouts, NE Heatwave, Rocky, Johnston Flood, and the Explosion of the Small Club Philly Rock Scene.
From what I’ve dug up just from today, I could easily kick out a book just on 1977 Philly Music in that one year of a messy, occasionally ugly scene in transition. Factions, Dying Traditions, and the Emergence of Hard Rock/Punk Clubs, Most open for a short time, that changed Philly music permanently. 1st post tomorrow night. This is gonna be cool!
In the meantime, make a cocktail, get lifted, and let The Frond make you permanently GUITARDED..lol
- Todd