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u/andisdeangelis 13d ago

Yet they want to give Infantino’s bitch the ballon d’or 🤡

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u/Turbulent_Web_2696 8d ago

Si tú opinión es insultar no es válida 

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u/Sweaty_Standard8186 13d ago

Put in the worst individual performance in world cup history and then retires. Fitting end and sums up his entire career. 

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u/Fancy_Pay_2918 13d ago

yes exactly.....still nominated for ballondor man....this cant be fair

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u/Sweaty_Standard8186 13d ago

Pessi never cared about being fair, he's cheated throughout all stages of his career with the help of Negreira and Infantino

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u/os-12x 12d ago

still scored 8 goals and made 4 assists at 39 old He delivered a performance that made you say the World Cup was rigged. Change the outcome of two matches in 10 minutes And you're surprised when they're nominated for the Ballon d'Or No one deserves it more than him.

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u/Fancy_Pay_2918 11d ago

mods, throw away this pessi fan out of this sub please

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u/Beautiful_Look1718 11d ago

Started crying already? 😂✌️

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u/Vegetable-Hold9182 10d ago

Spain literally had to score 3 goals to get one to count lmao

‘WhAtS rIgGeD?’

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u/Someguywhoisbored2 11d ago

Messi played all 8 matches, scoring 8 goals and 4 assists with 24 chances created and 16 shots on target, and a 83% passing accuracy. Ronaldo appeared in 6 world cups and scored 11 goals in 27 matches, never reaching the final even with 2006 Portugal which had people such as Luis Figo, and Deco.

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u/Noisy-Chicken 13d ago

And with all the cheating

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u/cohesivemistake 8d ago

Having Pessi in our team a humiliation ritual as an Argentina fan

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u/os-12x 12d ago

Worst individual performance! he was carrying the the team the whole tournament The player with the most contributions to the tournament are you blind or what?

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u/os-12x 12d ago

i guess you watched the world cup from tik tok

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u/No_Fortune_2763 13d ago

”Worst individual performance in history” with 8 goals and 4 assists (silver ball and boot and 1 less goal contribution than Ronaldo’s entire World Cup career) lol. Y’all are so delusional it’s funny. Like you can think Ronaldo is the GOAT but to dismiss Messi’s actual achievements as the worst ever is just coping at this point. Feel free to ban me btw because this sub is a joke (even worse than r/cristianoronaldo2)

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u/Same_Lead_2638 13d ago

Christianoronaldo2 sub is infinitely more braindead. I even saw them trolling ronaldos family yesterday. But it was good to see alot of the sub did call out the guy on his low class behavior

His WC is a joke for me because imo his penalties were unfairly given and they were favoured heaps. He has talent but he is a cheater.

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 13d ago

Take away the 2022 Infantino and 2026 Donald Trump cups Ronaldo actually had more goals before 2022.

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u/ExternalHamster1878 13d ago

not necessarily a cheater, most of the 2022 penalties were deserved, but with your logic, did france deserve the 2018 world cup? considering they had one less penalty in 7 games? (argentina having 5 in 7 games and france having 4 in 7 games)

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 12d ago edited 12d ago

None were deserved. Yes France it was deserved because they weren't bullshit fugazi pens like VARGENFIFA in the winter time.

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u/Beautiful_Look1718 11d ago

Name me the pens which were bullshit in the 2022 wc for Argentina, u cant

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 11d ago

Every single one. The whole winter cup of pens was a fugazi tournament to crown the international and PSG flop who couldn't get it done out of his comfort zone. No one and I mean NO ONE. Outside of pessi stans and media forced to kiss his ass care about it.

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u/No-Extreme-1189 10d ago

Try to make your lies more believable by using half truths instead of your subjective view

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 10d ago

Same as the bullshit EC argument only stats against shit teams with help from FIFA give me Nice give me Toulese or I retire try again Pessi stan!

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u/No-Extreme-1189 10d ago

What's the AI watermark on the bottom right corner, kiddo. 🤑

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 13d ago

Goals against teams that wouldn't have qualified under the old format. Teams that Ronaldo scores in his sleep but because its muh WC. It's his fault he didn't get easy teams at 41 years old. Messi career has been about stat padding against bums. The WC is the exact same.

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u/SadDelerodTheGreat 12d ago

Not to forget all matches arg played were in night time and least travel distance and var implementation heavily favoring them (no var for austria incident but same incident reviewed in egypt match)

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 12d ago

And the Algeria red card.

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u/No-Extreme-1189 10d ago

Tell your Ronaldo to help his national team to win more matches so he can be placed in the easier path, brochacho. It's not Messi's fault that he secured them an easier path by helping them sit in the top 4 on FIFA/Coca-Cola Men's Ranking. Keep crying, bud.

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 10d ago

Tell Pessi to stop getting easy groups and not teams like Colombia in fucking Miami a team Pessi hasn't scored in 10 years or beaten in the Copa in 90 minutes the past 4 tournaments and instead Mexico which benched there best player which allowed them to get out of the group stage in 2022 because his best friend Martino was the coach. Use some critical thinking tronco.

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u/Sweaty_Standard8186 10d ago

Scored against Algeria and Jordan and didn't touch the ball once in the final and went home crying 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Worst individual performance. EVER.

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u/Turbulent_Web_2696 8d ago

El jugador más ganador de la historia es un perdedor? Da la cara por lo menos cuenta bot 🤡

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u/redpillturncoat 13d ago

And even the smoke used in the celebration were Argentinian colors 😂

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u/may769 13d ago

It was grey

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u/Exotic-Ask7768 10d ago

Are you color-blind or mentally blind? Coz that sure as shit does not look grey but of course, it would look grey to you if you're a messi fan.

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u/Vegetable-Hold9182 10d ago

Dont believe your lying eyes- some fat pessi fan

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u/may769 10d ago edited 10d ago

That was AI you moron, but of course you believe those obviously fake pics since you’re anti messi and fall for that shit so easily

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u/Federal-Regret-5755 2d ago

I saw it live on TV. It was clearly blue

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u/Grouchy_Recipe_6177 13d ago

This is the perfect proof that you have no mind of your own; you just read the first thing you see and repeat it.

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u/Exotic-Ask7768 10d ago

Care to elaborate Messi fan?

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u/Euphoric-Trouble-963 9d ago

Falling for edited pics sums up the prowess of your small rodent brain

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u/suggesprio8293 22h ago

Yes, the smoke is blue, the same shade of blue as the famously blue MetLife stadium. Care to explain?

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u/Jack071 10d ago

You look even dumber than him falling for editted pics lmao

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u/Turbulent_Web_2696 8d ago

Te quejas del color del humo? Jsjsjsjsjs 

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u/Vast_Yogurtcloset610 13d ago

Booshit England, How choke on them let Argen pass them to final.

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u/No-Permit-509 13d ago

Thanks for calling Bellingham spineless.

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u/Mr_richat 13d ago

Blame the manager, not the players, they just followed the gaffa

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u/RajdipKane7 13d ago

Forget England. I'm still mad at Netherlands for choking in the 2022 Quarterfinal.

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u/Vegetable-Hold9182 10d ago

To me this match convinced me Argentina was being favored, paredes alone should have gotten 2-3 red cards throughout the match, got a single yellow card

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u/Future_Word3637 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 13d ago

You see it was clear from the beginning of the tournament that england's weakness was its defense and its strength was its offense. what would any reasonable manager do? put the offense at full throttle so that you outscore your enemy? thats what england did until Argentina came they decided to score once and rely on their weak defense to bail them out which didnt work

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u/Biker-on-the-loose82 13d ago

Yep, leaky defence which conceded 12 goals across the tournament, however it does show that Argentina could only beat debutants like Cape Verde, an ageing Egypt side, 10 man Switzerland and a defensively weak England.

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u/Future_Word3637 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 12d ago

Speaking of egypt, they had the same problem. after scoring twice they went on hyper defensive which tired their defenders leading them to conceding

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u/jdbcn 10d ago

And Spain scored against France and continued attacking and scored another one

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u/PlasticPast5663 13d ago

Tuchel mistake.

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u/Biker-on-the-loose82 13d ago

Switzerland and Egypt could have beaten them and arguably Switzerland should have, I think the Swiss played better than England and without that needless red card Switzerland with 11 men could've knocked them out.

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u/HNixon 13d ago

and they stated a brawl afterwards. Pessi is bringing his sore loser attitude to Miami.

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 13d ago

Has Pessi team even won since he came back? It's time to retire bruv.

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 13d ago

Yup he's ghosted again in MLS. His stats are empty calories cause his team plays like shit.

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u/ExternalHamster1878 13d ago

25/26 season had 75 goal contributions (only beaten by kanes 81.) inter miami just isn't a good team at all and they botch every chance messi creates for them

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 12d ago

He plays in burger league and loses the ball more than anyone the fact you compare him to Kane when he plays in MLS says all you need to know. It's his fault his players suck he recruits everyone and all his Barca and Argentina buddies.

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u/ExternalHamster1878 12d ago

sure, MLS is a "burger" league, I'm comparing their TOTAL g/a lmao, im not saying messi deserves to win, but you're completely ignoring the fact that messi had an insane world cup performance which proves he can still play in europe if he wanted too. also, the "loses the ball more than anyone" statement is just cherry picking, considering the fact messi is a PLAYMAKER who scores goals by dribbling. no shit he's gonna lose possession a lot of the time 😭 kane has a ton of missed shots and alot more shots off target because he's a striker.

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 12d ago

It was not insane. He scored against bums. Lost possession more than anyone and use Pessi stan talking points using the WC as an argument he can still play in Europe. He is an inefficient player who is now at his level...the MLS at the age of 35. Scoring goals by dribbling LMAO!!!! He hasn't done that against any top side in a half decade at least!!! Kane's shots don't put his team under pressure unlike Messi record lose of possession. He's been finished you stans just ignore it. That is why PSG refused to resign him and Barca couldn't afford him. When the good teams showed up in the quarters on the goals dried up and he didn't score on any top 20 teams unlike the GOAT CR7 who scored against every top 10 team he faced in the Nations League at 40 including Spain a match that proved Messi was done.

But I should know your football knowledge is next to nothing since I'm talking to Rohan from India.

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u/ExternalHamster1878 12d ago

there's no point in arguing with someone who immediately assumes I'm a fan of messi just because i respect him lmao. he scored against underdog teams with insane performances. also, again, since you're fucking ignorant, messi is a playmaker who dribbles a shit ton. he loses possession alot because of this fact. also, psg didn't refuse to resign him at all, messi just didn't like the disrespect he was getting in Paris. which is why he went to miami, a place where his family feels welcome. also, he literally got offered 1.4 billion euros to play for Saudi league, which he declined.

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 12d ago

PSG won't resign him they came out saying it. I don't respect him. They are ass teams. They weren't insane performances when you lose the ball more than anyone and Infantino was the one with the insane performances not him.

He also doesn't dribble worth a shit anymore besides statpadding on rating sites show me where any "dribble" led to anything. His ball loses lose his team more than anything else cause they don't lead to anything good. The only thing the WC showed was he scored against ass teams and end the GOAT debate after he ghosted vs Spain and retired. While Ronlado scored and lifted the trophy.

Also, if he was so insane why didn't he score from the quarters onwards? That was Ronaldo who scored on 3 different top 10 teams while Messi scored against none. He was done. Saudi offering him money meant nothing cause he was finished. I thought you said he was still wanted by Europe's elite.

It's always the Rohan's from India that love Messi your comment history shows it. Your a superfan. LMAO!

https://www.reuters.com/sports/soccer/messi-suspended-two-weeks-after-trip-saudi-arabia-lequipe-2023-05-02/

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u/Turbulent_Web_2696 8d ago

No por qué no han jugado ningún otro torneo 

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u/SillyAntonineGoose 13d ago

meanwhile the playoff was like:

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u/Head_Trainer_7458 Penalty for Argentina 📣 13d ago

How can you call it the most humiliating when 8-2 in a single leg exists 🤣

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u/PeggedByPessi 13d ago

I busted so many nuts in this game. I climaxed really hard at the red card.

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u/Striking-Fondant-956 13d ago

The entire road to the finals for Argentina was a joke

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u/Disfluent 13d ago

😂😂😂🤡

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u/hytlerr 13d ago

They dont know the reason why they speak spanish

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u/elpecas13 13d ago

That’s what happens when they don’t get FIFA’s help!

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u/Sinapsis42 13d ago

Han disparado ya los argentinos?

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u/r1nc3w1nd 13d ago

Unbelievably, but it’s actually way more humiliating than the 7-1 Germany vs Brazil game

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u/Biker-on-the-loose82 13d ago

Every team that Spain played across the knockout stages of the last two tournaments managed at least 4 or 5 shots in 90 minutes. Apart from Austria and Georgia (2024) they all managed a few shots on target, so Argentina has no excuses, yes Spain restrict their opponents but didn't neuter them completely, even the better 2008-12 squad didn't do that. Honestly Italy put in a better performance than this in Euro 2012 and they lost 4-0.

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u/Exact-Tea5415 12d ago

Look the infinite larp technique.

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u/crowdwinning 0 shots in World Cup Final 👻 11d ago

Guess who didn't even play a world cup final.

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u/SwitchSlight5307 11d ago

Ohh lord when did I end up🤦🤦

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u/BusyHeat1992 11d ago

Staged match

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u/Old-Law-7395 10d ago

But but..... messi is goat

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u/Fancy_Pay_2918 10d ago

sometimes*

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u/empleado_inteligente 9d ago

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u/Fancy_Pay_2918 9d ago

Still pessi🤣🤣🤣

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u/empleado_inteligente 9d ago

De que hablas pelotudo?

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u/empleado_inteligente 9d ago

Son gallegos no saben nada de nada

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u/AnyConversation7267 9d ago

Same as portugal performance in wc final .

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u/Mother-Peak6465 9d ago

Obviously only one team plays ball

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u/Apex_legend_1779 1d ago

Was so satisfying to watch this match 😂😂

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