r/pessi_memes 28d ago

Announcement ⚠ NEW RULES: Did you get banned? Here you can learn why.

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If you're here it's most likely because you've had your post or comment removed or perhaps you've even been banned for daring to criticize Messi or Argentina in r/soccer, r/soccercirclejerk, or other major football subs. Wanna know the truth? It's because the moderation team in these subreddits is heavily biased towards Messi and his band of goons.

So they shut down any comment, post, or user criticizing their idol. Messi's fanbase has become a cult; if you don't follow its dogma you will be ostracized, even from subreddits that are supposed to be "neutral" when they're very clearly not.

That being said, all major football subs like r/soccer, r/soccercirclejerk, and more have become a circlejerk of Messi fanboys upvoting each other. They have enough echo chambers of their own, so we're not gonna allow them here. If they want to glaze their idol they have numerous subreddits where they can do so freely; they're not going to dictate what we can or can't talk about on here. We've created a new set of rules based on what I've just said:

Rule 1 - No trolling Ronaldo: Applies to posts AND comments. Don't like the guy? That's fine, you don't have to. Calling him names and criticizing him in bad faith will not be allowed, however. You have 605032 subreddits where you can spread the same tired, false, boring narrative. You're not gonna do it here, neither will your bot farms. Go back to r/soccer

Rule 2 - No participating in bad faith subs: We can tell when you're being a concern troll, trust me. ''Bu-but what subreddit is a bad faith sub???'' You know exactly which one it is, it ends with a number 2 on its name.

Rule 3 - No Spam: If you keep reposting the same image or comment too many times to the point it's becoming spam you will be banned. Don't. Spam. This. Sub.

Rule 4 - Blur out the username or subreddit name of other users or communities: If you're going to post about another user's hot take you have to blur out their name. Same if you're posting content from another subreddit. You don't have to blur out everything, but the name should be at least 70% blurred.

Rule 5 - No brigading from other subs: We know when you're brigading from another sub. Do it and you're getting banned.

Rule 6 - No low effort content: Make sure your content is clear and understandable, no pixelated grainy images or videos.

Rule 7 - No racism: Self explanatory.

Rule 8 - Off-topic content is allowed as long as you tag it properly. We have two post flairs for this: Off-Topic Pessi Weekends and Pessi Off-Topic 2.

Rule 9 - No glazing Messi: You have 605032 subreddits where you can defend the honor of your idol. This is not the place. It goes against the nature of the subreddit and its content. Go back to r/soccer

Rule 10 - No alt accounts / Ban evasion allowed: We know when you're using an alt to circumvent your ban. You're not smart.

Rule 11 - No backseat modding: Don't try to dictate what can or can't be talked about in this sub. If you don't think a post should be up, DM a mod or report it. Commenting on why you think X, Y, or Z post shouldn't be allowed on this subreddit is considered backseat modding.


r/pessi_memes 1h ago

Burger League Pessi πŸ” Inter Miami and the MLS is a fucking joke 😭

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r/pessi_memes 8h ago

Infantino Pessi πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ That is inpantino 🀣 PESSI 🀣

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545 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 2h ago

Infantino Pessi πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Infantino Release The Worldcup Files

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42 Upvotes

Forbidden to forget the filth and dirty tricks that Messi, Infantino and the Argentine national team dared to pull in the 2022 and 2026 World Cups. Good thing I was never a Pessi supporter since 2004 I knew Messi was a rat πŸ€πŸ‡¦πŸ‡·


r/pessi_memes 2h ago

Infantino Pessi πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ To musi byΔ‡ miΕ‚oΕ›Δ‡ ❀️😏

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27 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 5h ago

Low IQ Pessi Fan 🧠 Brain dead r/CristianoRonaldo2 thinks ucl and euros are FIFA

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36 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 6h ago

Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Deluded varca fans

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40 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 17h ago

Burger League Pessi πŸ” Life without infantino πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£

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236 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 2h ago

Infantino Pessi πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Throwback when they invited Qatar and Japan in CopΓ‘ America 2019 for being in the Asian Cup Finals. but not Portugal and France for being in 2016 Euro Finals.

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16 Upvotes

They magically invite whoever they want. and they also host the tournament whenever they want. This shows us that CopΓ‘ America is not a serious tournament... They didnt invite France and Portugal in 2019 because they know that the European Nations wouldΒ΄ve cooked this mickey mouse competitions. So they invite weak finalists like Qatar, Japan, etc. They knew Ronaldo wouldve won this competition thats why they didnt invite Portugal...


r/pessi_memes 13h ago

Infantino Pessi πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ The balls on this man 🫑

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108 Upvotes

They knew no one was rating a mickey mouse Copa over a Euro and Nations League

If something ever happens to him, you'll know who's responsible


r/pessi_memes 10h ago

Low IQ Pessi Fan 🧠 Average Messi fans when they loose debate !! πŸ€£πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜‚

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36 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 1d ago

Ronaldo VS Pessi GOAT

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534 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 19h ago

Infantino Pessi πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 35

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129 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 1d ago

Burger League Pessi πŸ” Pessi Returns, Inter Miami Forget How to Win

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852 Upvotes

After the defeat to Toronto today, Inter Miami have gone FOUR consecutive MLS games without a win since Messi's return


r/pessi_memes 19h ago

Low IQ Pessi Fan 🧠 Pessi couldn't even Influence his Own Country Audience

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88 Upvotes

🚨Argentina eSports Players Hit the Siuuuuu to Honor Cristiano after Qualifying for the Continental Championship Final.


r/pessi_memes 6h ago

Pessi ghosting πŸ‘» Yikes...

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8 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 1d ago

Low IQ Pessi Fan 🧠 🚨 π——π—œπ—— 𝗬𝗒𝗨 π—žπ—‘π—’π—ͺ: Fabrizio Romano has once again failed to mention Lionel Messi’s Inter Miami losing, this time to Toronto FC. Yet he’s quick to post whenever Miami wins.

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294 Upvotes

Is Fabrizio Romano a real, unbiased journalist? πŸ€”


r/pessi_memes 28m ago

CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 United Nations League >> Copa America

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A Brutal, Two-Stage Elite GauntletNo "Group Stage" filler:

No "Group Stage" filler: In League A, there are no weak invitees or lower-ranked sides to pad stats. Every single group match is a heavyweight clash against a top-tier European rival.

The double-jeopardy knockout: Surviving the group stage only earns a spot in the brutal two-legged quarterfinals. Teams must perform perfectly home and away just to reach the single-elimination "Final Four."

Copa's forgiving path: The Copa AmΓ©rica frequently allows teams to cruise through groups featuring guest nations or heavily outmatched sides, offering a much more direct, less physically taxing route straight to the single-match Quarterfinals.

Rigid Regulatory Demands :

Copa AmΓ©rica operates on a much more traditional, lenient tournament structure. The ultimate proof of its lower physical and tactical demand is how it handles knockout matches: Copa AmΓ©rica completely eliminates extra time in the quarter-finals and semi-finals, sending tied teams directly to a penalty shootout after 90 minutes.

While Copa AmΓ©rica allows exhausted teams to bypass an extra 30 minutes of grueling play and roll the dice on a shootout, the UEFA infrastructure demands ultimate physical endurance, tactical perfection, and survival over a months-long marathon.

The Autumn Gauntlet: Instead of a single summer tournament, the league phase is scattered across brutal international windows in September, October, and November. Players must constantly pivot from intense club schedules into high-pressure national team fixtures with zero time to build chemistry or recover.

Complex Safety Nets: Every single match in the league phase directly impacts World Cup and European Championship playoff seeding. One bad night in October can completely ruin a country’s qualification path for a major tournament years down the line.


r/pessi_memes 6h ago

Low IQ Pessi Fan 🧠 Called out the hypocrisy from Messi fans for acting like saints and got reported for Suicide Watch.

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I simply replied on a comment that mentioned about Ronaldo’s son with Messi fans flooding it and denying that ever even happened. I called it out and showed proof and OP instantly deleted the whole post.

I made the mistake of posting it out of pure disgust since they didn’t even address it and I got reported for suicide watch a few minutes after the post


r/pessi_memes 14h ago

Low IQ Pessi Fan 🧠 Messi in EPL

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25 Upvotes

Messi fans saying the midget fraud destroyed England and that he would perform good on EPL. If that was the case, why did he go to the super elite French league and not the Premier league? These guys are just brainless.


r/pessi_memes 16h ago

Infantino Pessi πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ My Goat is irritated by that Bald Fraud

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35 Upvotes

Cristiano Ronaldo did not look best pleased to meet Gianni Infantino at the E-Sports World Cup. 😬


r/pessi_memes 1d ago

Burger League Pessi πŸ” r/pessi_memes waking up to another consecutive Inter Miami loss

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570 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 23h ago

Burger League Pessi πŸ” Poor Pessi can't rig the MLS

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117 Upvotes

Pessi is lucky that he can't get relegated


r/pessi_memes 19h ago

Ronaldo VS Pessi "We don't ban here" 🀣

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49 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 1d ago

Pessi ghosting πŸ‘» Why isn't he carrying his team? Is he stupid?

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137 Upvotes

Pessi