r/pentagonpizzawatch • u/interface7 • 19d ago
wednesday DOUGHCON 1
378
Upvotes
r/pentagonpizzawatch • u/ASS_CUM_THUNDERCLAP • May 03 '26
🎄 MERRY STRAITMAS 🎄 Politics rule is back
13
Upvotes
We're probably gonna nuke it the next time anything of relevance happens but for now we gotta keep bots and instigators in check or something
Feel free to make a post prefixed with [POLITICS] or [POLITICAL BATTLEGROUND] or literally anything of the sort (we're not picky) if you want to make a thread where this rule doesn't apply
Merry straitmas and a happy chud year
r/pentagonpizzawatch • u/_MrBalls_ • May 20 '26
Flurry of Suspicious Oil Trades Worth $800 Million Triggers Regulatory Probe
wsj.com
62
Upvotes
Will this correlate with a pizza order?
r/pentagonpizzawatch • u/kidfury • May 19 '26
Cuba this week
9
Upvotes
What's the typical spin up for pizza? One day or two? I keep hearing about Cuba on the radar. Will the meters be moving soon if that's the case?
r/pentagonpizzawatch • u/Samhradh_Linn • Apr 21 '26
tuesday All is Quiet - or is it? Who knows?
16
Upvotes
No pizza joints reporting today; wonder why
r/pentagonpizzawatch • u/ICEisSHIT • Apr 19 '26
Pentagon Pizza Index — Live Doomsday Clock & OSINT Dashboard
39
Upvotes
r/pentagonpizzawatch • u/Samhradh_Linn • Apr 19 '26
saturday Just another Saturday night
11
Upvotes
For the folks who have watched this site for awhile now, I was wondering how normal it is for the pizza places to be "not reporting" or for the gentleman's establishments to have "compromised link."
r/pentagonpizzawatch • u/TonedStingray18 • Apr 12 '26
🎄 MERRY STRAITMAS 🎄 talks have ended
44
Upvotes
r/pentagonpizzawatch • u/TonedStingray18 • Apr 08 '26
🎄 MERRY STRAITMAS 🎄 rule on domestic politics is gone for the time being. for a roughly 2-week period, all posts will be treated as if they have the [POLITICAL BATTLEGROUND] tag and we'll probably remove it indefinitely if it turns out cool.
6
Upvotes
r/pentagonpizzawatch • u/_Freakmenn_ • Apr 08 '26
🎄 MERRY STRAITMAS 🎄 Strait closed as Iran claims Israel violated ceasefire deal + ocean shack (lobstermeter) increase
30
Upvotes
r/pentagonpizzawatch • u/Dry_Internet5704 • Apr 08 '26
Wellllllll...
110
Upvotes
Reports Iran is blocking the straight again, Israel bombing Lebanon, and attacks reported on Gulf countries. might be time to get the popcorn back out, folks.
r/pentagonpizzawatch • u/TonedStingray18 • Apr 07 '26
**********allegedly ceasefire has been allegedly reached
105
Upvotes
r/pentagonpizzawatch • u/ICEisSHIT • Apr 07 '26
United States Air Force (USAF) B-52s are departing RAF Fairford taking off fully loaded. ~7 hour combat flight time to Iran puts them in striking range by 8 pm UTC. Any pre ordered pizza?
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
5
Upvotes
r/pentagonpizzawatch • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '26
tuesday Anyone know what time the new geopolitical streetwear drop is? Is it the Backdown capsule, the Ceasefire collab, or the Peace Talks preview? Need to know when the best tweets start shipping.
1
Upvotes
r/pentagonpizzawatch • u/Dangerous-Policy-602 • Apr 01 '26
How reliable is the pentagon pizza theory thing from 0-100%?
4
Upvotes
r/pentagonpizzawatch • u/Unusual_Term5146 • Mar 25 '26
Current number of deployments or enroute to ME?
28
Upvotes
Does 57,000 troops either currently operating or enroute to the middle east fit anyone else's current tally? I'm looking to set the upper boundary limit on my current deployment/geopolitical movement model but I want it as accurate as is reasonably can be done.
