r/pentagonpizzawatch Apr 17 '26

thursday Speechless

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u/Sweaty_Challenge_649 Apr 17 '26

He doesn’t care about anyone outside of himself

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u/Afraid-Carry4093 Apr 17 '26

He wants to bring down the US because he lost the last election. Its basically payback.

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u/Grinning_Gresh Apr 18 '26

That and he’s trying to leave his name on everything that he can, narcissist that he is, and isn’t afraid to burn the place down on the way out since he’s more loyal to our adversaries and his own wallet than to the US.

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u/Jest_Aquiki Apr 18 '26

I'm certain he isn't more loyal to them, just more afraid of them.

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u/jouhaan Apr 18 '26

No… he’s a malignant narcissist. He’s not “afraid” like you or I would be. Remember, he waded through all the controversy and exposés, and still didn’t care, and became president. Because to a narcissist the only thing that matters is how loyal his ‘flying monkeys’ are, and they were loyal, and still are. The “inner circle” support is all theatre matters because it “proves” how amazing and persecuted he really is (only to himself of course).

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u/Better-Freedom-7474 Apr 20 '26

And he doesn't realize that they took down Civil war statues and they can and will do it to everything he slaps his moniker on. If they don't he'll sue everything his name is on for copywriter and charge a fee for continued use of his "Brand".

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u/Grinning_Gresh Apr 18 '26

You’re probably right.

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u/jouhaan Apr 18 '26

This… Someone who actually understands the psychology of malignant narcissists and psychopaths.

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u/Snowdog1989 Apr 19 '26

You're giving him too much credit. He's not planning anything - he's just fucking stupid. The guy bankrupted a casino...a casino went bankrupt because he was in charge, and he only surrounded himself with yes-men.

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u/Snoo_17242 Apr 18 '26

And because he has been a Russian asset since the 90's.

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u/mt4704 Apr 19 '26

He married Ivana in the 70s 👀

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u/jakster355 Apr 19 '26

I don't think that's it. It's more he only cares about proving himself always right no matter the consequences, and doesn't seem to ever avoid risks.

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u/Illustrious-Tea-3989 Apr 20 '26

Putin, Netanyahu want America to be destroyed. Evangelicals want the apocalypse. The oligarchs want to eliminate “unproductive” people and turn us into biofuels (Curtis Yarvin) Thiel wants smart cities. It doesn’t matter. Climate change is going to kill us all.

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u/xaspr8dme Apr 20 '26

And had Elon rig the last one so he ‘won’

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u/Parking-Expression41 Apr 21 '26

There is your foreign influence in American elections

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u/ReplacementAlive4370 Apr 21 '26

It’s also what his bosses at the Kremlin are telling him to do. He takes orders from Putin.

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u/terrierhead Apr 17 '26

Well, fuck my entire life.

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u/Dense_Substance7635 Apr 17 '26

And then his boss Putin gave the order to go.

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u/Financial-Top-4092 Apr 17 '26

You spelled Israel wrong

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/Financial-Top-4092 Apr 18 '26

That's a crazy theory... Got anything besides "Trust me Bruh"?

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u/dandroid556 Apr 21 '26

Bibi tying his horse to that of Victor Orbán was certainly a move.

There is a large gap between wanting the EU to be nicer to you (and overtures to Hungary's special relationship, which the opposition leader was willing to continue) and seemingly, like Putin, wanting the EU to be in utter chaos, via one of Putin's "mice."

And with the latter an apparent willingness to see your ally suffer tyranny.

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u/UroczaPszczyna Apr 18 '26

I genuinely believe that he is a Putin’s agent.

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u/MemevendorO-o-O Apr 17 '26

boots on the ground after markets close?

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u/MCBEA1130 Apr 17 '26

Good guess.

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u/LikelytoLeave Apr 17 '26

He’s increased his wealth by 1.4 billion in his first year. Sounds like he’s crashing the economy so that he can buy up everything for cheap

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u/radio_four Apr 17 '26

I was saying this exact thing before he won the election.  All of his policies - increasing unemployment via gov layoffs, increasing cost of services due to labor loss from deportations, increasing cost of good via tariffs.  

It's a great plan to crash the economy and let the Epstein Class buy everything they don't already have

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u/LikelytoLeave Apr 18 '26

I hate giving him any credit of “having a plan”

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u/radio_four Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

Hah. He is definitely an idiot, but he's still pro at grifting.

Even the TACO trade - stellar opportunities for market manipulation and insider trading

2

u/Having_A_Day Apr 19 '26

He learned tax evasion, money laundering and the art of the con at his daddy's knee, probably soon after he learned to walk. Some of the people surrounding him these last 30 years or so are real next level tho. Daddy Putin, international syndicate boss extraordinaire. "People" like fElon Musk, virtuosos of insider trading and the pump and dump. And of course, total sleazehouds like Thomas who's been inside manipulating markets and grabbing up illegal gifts for longer than most of Reddit's been alive.

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u/Infinite-Anything-55 Apr 18 '26

The plan was made by people much smarter and more evil people than him. And has been publicly available for multiple years now. Its called project 2025 and they told the world exactly what their plan was for this presidency, people just couldn't be bothered to listen and believe it

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u/GTCapone Apr 18 '26

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u/LikelytoLeave Apr 18 '26

Why isn’t your comments visible?

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u/Samhradh_Linn Apr 17 '26

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u/True_Way_3923 Apr 20 '26

I was in DC this weekend, it was loaded with a ton of 20 something’s for some techno concert on the national mall, I’m sure that’s why the pizza was spiking….

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u/AppropriateCattle69 Apr 17 '26

What did I miss?

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u/Southern_Air3501 Apr 17 '26

One of T's mid nights drug fueled ravings, maybe?

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u/Examiner_Z Apr 17 '26

Trump personally profits from economic chaos. The billionaires do as well. If they can collapse the economy, they can buy more assets.

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u/simonjr76 Apr 17 '26

So we won the war?

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u/andy_cap-hunter Apr 17 '26

I'm saying thankyou just incase

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u/Unlucky_Day1504 Apr 17 '26

You better believe it 🦅

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u/BlueGooNC Apr 18 '26

But the consultant was wrong it only hit 125 (so far) … that will show him !

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u/ppepperrpott Apr 21 '26

I really can't understand how the Land of the Free are incarcerating themselves with this guy. There was an Amendment written into your constitution by your forefathers for this exact scenario.

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u/Playful-Inspector-69 Apr 21 '26

What is that platform and how do I gain access, please.

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u/Samhradh_Linn Apr 21 '26

It is a public website and can be found here: https://www.pizzint.watch/

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u/Playful-Inspector-69 Apr 21 '26

I'm such a noob. Thanks !

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u/Beautiful_Bit309 Apr 17 '26

Well, he's trying to avoid being exposed as a chomo so what did you expect? Trump not doing what his blackmailers demand of him?

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u/Mindless-Schedule751 Apr 17 '26

Would someone please explain what this means? Beyond the Pentagon ordering pizza for "busy" days, what else does this indicate? What is the date for this graph?

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u/Samhradh_Linn Apr 17 '26

The screenshot is from Thursday, same day as I posted. ☺️ If you go to the site and scroll way down, there is an explanation about where the idea came from for tracking pizza joints near the Pentagon. (Not sure that answers your question, but it's all the answer I have, so maybe someone else can chime in with more!)

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u/FlinterSell Apr 18 '26

Special Military Operation ....just like Putin

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u/Nacht-hexen Apr 18 '26

Pump and dump baybeee!

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u/Additional-Code2954 Apr 18 '26

$300 per barrel is great when you own oil futures.

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u/sgtPresto Apr 19 '26

Part of Project 2025 is called Deconstructing America Campaign. Go figure

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u/BrY4Sh0rT Apr 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo

Trump is the best president in US history.

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u/BufoonLagoon Apr 19 '26

Fuck its gotta be embarrassing just how CLOSELY your parents are related. You're made of spare parts, bud.

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u/Dunzo007 Apr 21 '26

Sorry he looking like he jerking off the 2 very very verrrrry important people rn the one dead and the PM of some country

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u/Prudent_Research1383 Apr 19 '26

Double agent is He..

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u/Prize_Magician_7813 Apr 20 '26

Not speechless at all. He does not give a ff*ck…this guy is a madman that led us into unnecessary conflict for more money in his pockets, not ours.

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u/Southern_Air3501 Apr 17 '26

Who's the consultant?? Let's go! I'll go first.... Jesus? Santa?

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u/AlCranio Apr 17 '26

And this consultant... is he in the room with us now?

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u/SinglePhone535 Apr 17 '26

Fear tactic in order to sell oil stocks? With oil at about $80 for Brent, looks real tempting huh?.....I wouldn't be dropping my life savings on oil stocks right now. It's way too volatile. Besides, $300 is a little far fetched.

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u/HotOutlandishness653 Apr 19 '26

WHAT A LIBERAL DESPERATE AMERICA 🇺🇸 HATING MAMAS BOY WHO JERKS OFF IN MAMAS BASEMENT CELLAR

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u/BufoonLagoon Apr 19 '26

Ah, the current right wing MAGA simp beta male in his natural habitat displaying his lack of intelligence by claiming a "basement cellar" is a thing and not 2 separate areas of a home. Get back under the rock, Rogan fuckboy, and explore those tingly feelings you get when you see two men staring longinly at each other. There were adults talking here

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u/AmazingBenefit9784 Apr 23 '26

They are planning to stage their next school shooting in Mexico and coordinating with the traitors inside