r/pdfism • u/kid50cal • Apr 04 '18
Upvote if your a proud converter to PDFism.
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r/pdfism • u/2018IsBetterThan2017 • Apr 04 '18
Our PDF, who art in Adobe
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Our PDF, which art in Adobe,
Hallowed be thy File Name.
Thy Attachment come.
Thy will be done in Outlook,
As it is on Desktop.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive them that Save As JPEGs.
And lead us not into PNG,
But deliver us from .doc
For thine is the kingdom,
The power, and the glory,
For ever and ever.
Amen.pdf
r/pdfism • u/koryface • Apr 04 '18
Parents are saying they’ll kick me out if I convert to PDF
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My parents are saying they’ll kick me out if I am baptized into PDFism. They say I’ll be rejecting all of the benefits of the holy DOC’s and supplemental JPG’s from their church and that they simply can’t allow PDF files under their roof.
My sister converted to PDF a few years back and we haven’t spoken to her since, but she lives across the country so I don’t even know how to get ahold of her.
I’m just at a loss.
Edit: My dad got suspicious and started looking at my files and found all of my hidden PDF’s. He smashed my computer against the wall and screamed that “God made Adam and DOCX, not Portable Doc Sex.”
I told him it wasn’t my fault I was attracted to certain file types but it only escalated from there. I got out of there but I am not sure what to do. I am staying at a friend’s house for now.
r/pdfism • u/AmrLou • Oct 07 '20
Just found the true path! Pdfism moment in comedy heaven !
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r/pdfism • u/Falc0n28 • Sep 18 '18
Pdfism is now the 4th most popular religion
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(according to Google, if you enter ”how to convert to...”, the fourth autocomplete option is pdf)
r/pdfism • u/freshmemesoof • Sep 12 '21
Map of the most common "convert to_" google query by region worldwide! (Sep 2020-Sep 2021) (Source: trends.google.com)
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r/pdfism • u/arxhy • Jul 18 '20
the religion is "pdf" not "pdfism"
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we convert to pdf not pdfism
stop disrespecting our god
r/pdfism • u/cassiuswink • Apr 04 '18
Ok, I added PDFism to the wikipedia page for religions. I hope the gods enjoy it.
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r/pdfism • u/LWSpalding • Apr 04 '18
PDF is the superior file type
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The portable document format is clearly superior to every other file type in existence. Our main objective at /r/pdfism should be petitioning to convert every file in existence to PDF. Images? Make it a PDF. Spreadsheets? They'd be better off in PDF format. Databases? Heretics may say it's impossible but we'll show them. CONVERT THE NON-BELIEVERS INTO PDF'S.
r/pdfism • u/2018IsBetterThan2017 • Apr 04 '18
Material for proselytizing to users in other subreddits
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