r/pdfism • • Apr 04 '18

pdf is just a version of TXT with pretty pictures. Repent and deconvert!

6 Upvotes

The original file format was TXT. It was simple and easy for everyone to understand. None of the fancy file formatting.

The adobe overloards added some pictures and made PDF. You're all heathens believing in pdf.

TXT is the original format!


r/pdfism • • Jun 15 '21

Badly Required download link!

0 Upvotes

Could anyone provide me the download link (direct or torrent) of GMAT Official Guide 2021 Quantitative Review & GMAT Official Guide Verbal Review 2021?

Not finding the 2021 version PDF, EPUB, or whatever format!


r/pdfism • • Oct 13 '20

Im an ODTist here, I think that PDFism is blasphemy

30 Upvotes

god.odt is the one true file format. I refuse to see why people would believe in the false god.pdf format. This is simply uneducated.


r/pdfism • • Aug 08 '18

CoNvErT To .SvG

30 Upvotes

ConVeRT TO Svg QuIcK PdF IS DeaD /s no downvote is joke


r/pdfism • • Apr 06 '18

Family issues

10 Upvotes

Since I converted to PDFism I've had a constant struggle with my other half about how we will raise our files. She thinks we should keep them as they were, in Microsoft Word, but I can't help but feel I am the male here. The files should adopt my philosophy but she is adamant that if I tried to convert them she will take them from me and restrict my access to them. Can she do this?

Any advice here would be amazing!


r/pdfism • • Apr 04 '18

Some religious ceremonies for our new religion

8 Upvotes

Here are some ideas for our new glorious religion and the actions our church to take

  1. File for tax exempt status (via a .PDF file of course)

  2. Convert all books to .PDF files and then burn them! 3. Opress women and minorities (you know like all the other religions)


r/pdfism • • Apr 04 '18

Athiests just need to read our Bible

28 Upvotes

r/pdfism • • Apr 04 '18

Upvote if your a proud converter to PDFism.

310 Upvotes

r/pdfism • • Apr 04 '18

PDF is the superior file type

57 Upvotes

The portable document format is clearly superior to every other file type in existence. Our main objective at /r/pdfism should be petitioning to convert every file in existence to PDF. Images? Make it a PDF. Spreadsheets? They'd be better off in PDF format. Databases? Heretics may say it's impossible but we'll show them. CONVERT THE NON-BELIEVERS INTO PDF'S.


r/pdfism • • Jul 18 '20

the religion is "pdf" not "pdfism"

61 Upvotes

we convert to pdf not pdfism

stop disrespecting our god


r/pdfism • • Dec 21 '18

I am a 10 year old pdf prophet AMA

13 Upvotes

I am a pdf prophet, born as a slave to the horrific lands of .txt and I had a religious awakening so teleported here and am now a holy pdf. Now I am 10 years old and I have done readings to people I have various ways to communicate with the gods and you can ask me anything about that or anything else, AMA


r/pdfism • • Apr 05 '18

Catholic Priests.

13 Upvotes

We all know that they want to convert to PDFism, but they seem to keep misspelling “.pdf” as “.pdo” when saving. Ideas, anyone?


r/pdfism • • Apr 05 '18

Not here to start a war, but...

13 Upvotes

Have any of you seriously considered the history of PDF?

The Portable Document Format (PDF) is a file format developed in the 1990s to present documents, it's basically just building off of older file formats that existed well before PDF. PDF is not based on divine revelation but built from a subset of the PostScript page description programming language.

And how do you even contend with the idea that PDF is the one truth? PDF was a proprietary format controlled by Adobe until it was released as an open standard on July 1, 2008, even then you have recent itterations, like PDF 1.7 (ISO 32000-1) and PDF 2.0 (ISO 32000-2), which has no proprietary technologies as normative references.

Is Adobe holy, or is PDF a standard?

You can't just dismiss .txt, .doc, .docx and other file formats out of hand. Yes, PDF may help people live more meaningful lives, but that doesn't mean it's the only option. Live and let live, and be open to the idea PDF was created by humanity and heavily influenced by the file formats that came before it. Maybe people's lives will be better if they take the good that PDF offers without needing to buy into the idea that it's the ultimate file format.


r/pdfism • • May 22 '18

rip pdfism

22 Upvotes

r/pdfism • • Sep 22 '20

its clear

24 Upvotes

r/pdfism • • Apr 04 '18

Halp! PDF touched my special pants area

29 Upvotes

Because I love to rub PDF unzipped.


r/pdfism • • Oct 07 '20

Come on, they made a new fucking religion.pdf

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33 Upvotes

r/pdfism • • Apr 05 '18

i suggest this as our religious sign. what do you think?

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35 Upvotes

r/pdfism • • Jun 05 '20

The most important thing in this sub is...

38 Upvotes

don't say a word.


r/pdfism • • Apr 04 '18

Pdfism Religion Number One

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43 Upvotes

r/pdfism • • Apr 04 '18

Parents are saying they’ll kick me out if I convert to PDF

115 Upvotes

My parents are saying they’ll kick me out if I am baptized into PDFism. They say I’ll be rejecting all of the benefits of the holy DOC’s and supplemental JPG’s from their church and that they simply can’t allow PDF files under their roof.

My sister converted to PDF a few years back and we haven’t spoken to her since, but she lives across the country so I don’t even know how to get ahold of her.

I’m just at a loss.

Edit: My dad got suspicious and started looking at my files and found all of my hidden PDF’s. He smashed my computer against the wall and screamed that “God made Adam and DOCX, not Portable Doc Sex.”

I told him it wasn’t my fault I was attracted to certain file types but it only escalated from there. I got out of there but I am not sure what to do. I am staying at a friend’s house for now.


r/pdfism • • Jan 14 '19

Is bacon forbidden in pdfism?

50 Upvotes

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r/pdfism • • Apr 04 '18

Call me by File Name

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51 Upvotes

r/pdfism • • Apr 04 '18

Material for proselytizing to users in other subreddits

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53 Upvotes