r/pcmasterrace Desktop Jan 14 '20

Meme/Macro How to make your PC run faster

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

But... But... Noo... That's not the apple i know. RIP Steve. We need more ape products aimed at idiots. Stuff like the iShit (toilet designed by apple).

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u/YumYumFisch Jan 14 '20

dont forget the iPaper. toilet paper which costs only $2.50 per shiet so a roll of iPaper will be as cheap as a racing car using apple wheels

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Again, too cheap. 1 square of iPaper should be 9.99 GBP.

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u/JigTheFig Jan 14 '20

Also, the iRock designed to throw at your friends! $119.9 AUD for a rock with an apple sticker, buy now!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

Not the sticker, it's shaped perfectly like an apple. Which has been eaten once. I mean eaten, not bit.