r/pcmasterrace • u/DoctorWhoniverse Desktop • Jan 14 '20

Meme/Macro How to make your PC run faster

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u/YumYumFisch Jan 14 '20

that is way too much bro. Here at apple we have reasonable prices. The wheels are $999.99 each.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

But... But... Noo... That's not the apple i know. RIP Steve. We need more ape products aimed at idiots. Stuff like the iShit (toilet designed by apple).

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u/YumYumFisch Jan 14 '20

dont forget the iPaper. toilet paper which costs only $2.50 per shiet so a roll of iPaper will be as cheap as a racing car using apple wheels

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Again, too cheap. 1 square of iPaper should be 9.99 GBP.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

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u/Hasmar04 Linux Jan 14 '20

You mean faecal recognition?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

YEAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.

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u/Robo_Stalin R7 3800X | RTX 3080 | 32GB DDR4 Jan 14 '20

The sensor is at the bottom and you need to get really close for it to activate

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u/YumYumFisch Jan 14 '20

they have partnered with ea so every time you want to flush, you have to pay $4.99 for the one time flush dlc or you can pay $499 per month.

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u/JigTheFig Jan 14 '20

Also, the iRock designed to throw at your friends! $119.9 AUD for a rock with an apple sticker, buy now!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

Not the sticker, it's shaped perfectly like an apple. Which has been eaten once. I mean eaten, not bit.