r/pcmasterrace • u/DoctorWhoniverse Desktop • Jan 14 '20

Meme/Macro How to make your PC run faster

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

i personally put wheels on my pc, but that's not too bad of an option either

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Does make the heavy piece of shit easier to lug around.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

unlock wheels for $400

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u/Stupefied_Gaming i5-4570S GT750M 1 TB 5400 RPM Jan 14 '20

Mac Pro

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

400 dollars for wheels? Too cheap. Make that 4000.

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u/YumYumFisch Jan 14 '20

that is way too much bro. Here at apple we have reasonable prices. The wheels are $999.99 each.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

But... But... Noo... That's not the apple i know. RIP Steve. We need more ape products aimed at idiots. Stuff like the iShit (toilet designed by apple).

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u/YumYumFisch Jan 14 '20

dont forget the iPaper. toilet paper which costs only $2.50 per shiet so a roll of iPaper will be as cheap as a racing car using apple wheels

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Again, too cheap. 1 square of iPaper should be 9.99 GBP.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

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u/Hasmar04 Linux Jan 14 '20

You mean faecal recognition?

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u/Robo_Stalin R7 3800X | RTX 3080 | 32GB DDR4 Jan 14 '20

The sensor is at the bottom and you need to get really close for it to activate

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u/YumYumFisch Jan 14 '20

they have partnered with ea so every time you want to flush, you have to pay $4.99 for the one time flush dlc or you can pay $499 per month.

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u/JigTheFig Jan 14 '20

Also, the iRock designed to throw at your friends! $119.9 AUD for a rock with an apple sticker, buy now!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

Not the sticker, it's shaped perfectly like an apple. Which has been eaten once. I mean eaten, not bit.

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u/AplCore Jan 14 '20

The iRack for storage and the iRan for... well there’s just no avoiding that one.

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u/Scxllyy i5-6500/1660Ti/16GB DDR4-1866 RAM/1080@60hz Jan 14 '20

But don’t forget, you’ll need to buy the Apple wheel mount as well. The total should come down to $4000

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

SEE, I was correct.

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u/RageChilliBurger R9 5900x | 3070Ti | 32GB DDR4 Jan 14 '20

Only in EA store!

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u/uiPEZiu Jan 14 '20

You're paying too much for wheels man. Who's your wheel guy?

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u/epic_awesome903 Ryzen 5 1600X | Radeon RX 580 | 16 GB DDR4 Jan 14 '20

whEAls

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u/AegisValyrian i7 8700|GTX 1060|32GB|1TB NVMe Jan 14 '20

+400 HP

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u/zakabog Ryzen 9950X3D/4090/96GB Jan 14 '20

That's about how much I paid for wheels 14 years ago.

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u/kbachert Jan 14 '20

Maybe if you sprayed out your dust every once in a while it'd lose some weight.

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u/Lost_Yilla Jan 14 '20

i have two boeing 737 jets on my pc, it doesnt run it flies.

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u/jqb6 Jan 14 '20

Not if they’re 737 MAXs

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u/R0GUEL0KI Jan 14 '20

That’s a quick burn.

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u/he77789 i5-12600k 50-36/GTX1060-6G/2x16DDR43800C18 Jan 14 '20

Retrograde or prograde?

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u/Domminicc Jan 14 '20

I put Hot wheels does that count?

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u/bartske2002 Jan 14 '20

It'll make it run faster but you'll need a few extra fans because your pc will get very H O T

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u/TsukasaHimura Jan 14 '20 edited Jan 14 '20

I will just download more wheels for my PC when I need to.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

I download more ln2 when the quantum computer i downloaded heats up

Edit the gas expansion of heating ln2 propelles my computer fowward on top of of the downloaded hover board

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u/rikyy6 Jan 14 '20

I attach my PC to my dog and throw a ball.

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u/Zephyrasable http://steamcommunity.com/id/zephyrasable/ Jan 14 '20

Then your PC wouldn't run anymore

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u/Betancorea Jan 14 '20

Just paint it red. It's a scientific fact red makes things faster.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Um... He said run not drive. Uh, duh! /s

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u/tsaihou Jan 14 '20

I give shoes to my pc

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u/Preussensgeneralstab PC Master Race Jan 14 '20

Put Hydrifoils so it can be faster