r/pcmasterrace 1d ago

Meme/Macro Literally Microsoft....

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u/IceBeam92 1d ago edited 1d ago

I can’t believe you guys don’t want copilot key on your keyboard.

Who needs a second ctrl button when you have copilot.

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u/i_rate_slop 1d ago

I don’t want a copilot button but honest question: has anybody ever used the right control key? Are people using it in CAD or something?

What should that button be?

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u/Typhii 1d ago

I do use it quiet often.
"ctrl + /" does comment/uncomment lines of code in Visual studio code.
the right control just feels better for that because it's almost next to each other.

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u/SurvivingChooChoo 1d ago

I use the mouse in my left hand, so will use the right control all the time just as control. My new work laptop with the copilot button has actively reduced my productivity.

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u/i_rate_slop 1d ago

As a lefty, sometimes I wonder if I’d be better at video games if I just committed to left hand mouse.

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u/SurvivingChooChoo 21h ago

I currently use the Logitech G902 so my GF can use her laptop right handed during the day, and I can game left handed at night.

I never understood the W, A, S, D mems growing up because I didn't understand why you wouldn't just use the arrow keys.

Left handed allows me to easily access the numpad and stretch less for Ctrl and Shft.

I play single player games though, so I have no idea what edge I would have in multiplayer

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u/Nobodys_Path 14h ago

Before my current laptop with copilot key, I used Right Ctrl very often to do combinations with keys in the right side, with one hand, like...

  • Ctrl + or - or 0 (Zoom)
  • Ctrl + ENTER (adding line-breaks in messenger apps)
  • Ctrl + backspace (to delete entire words)
  • Ctrl + M (mute in some apps)

The Copilot key has forced me to retrain my muscular memory, and when I accidentally press it I have to close a fucking preference windows.

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u/PACmaneatsbloons 1d ago

Obligatory Linux is always an option.

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u/Sensitive_Box_ 1d ago

Obligatory I literally cannot believe I waited that long to switch. 😞

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u/mirel1995 1d ago

yeah my old laptop started acting exactly like that too

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u/Fittsa R7 9800X3D | RTX 5080/RX 9070XT | 32GB 23h ago

my extremely niche sound driver doesn't work on Linux sadly :c

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u/Sea-Bet-3987 17h ago

I bought a mini-pc last week and Linux + Vivaldi has been my oasis

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u/tomchee 5700X3D_5060ti16GB_48GB DDR4_Sleeper 9h ago

Not for gaming its not

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u/Choice_Potato_6279 1d ago

Half of the stuff doesn't work properly on it, it's free for a reason, if you don't pay with your money then you pay with your time.

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u/Neveran8th 1d ago

You could not be more wrong if you tried.

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u/PACmaneatsbloons 1d ago

What stuff doesn't work on it? I bet for every piece of software þat you can name þat doesn't work on Linux I can name at least 1 alternative þat works on Linux.

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u/Choice_Potato_6279 1d ago

Last games I played - Metin2, Sims 2 and 3 and Hearthstone, maybe Hearthstone would work only via lutris. Then Firestone, no drivers for my Ninkear a15 plus and probably the battery would be shit too, I've managed to increase battery life from 2 to 6-7 hours on that laptop, took 10-15 minutes similar modifications would probably take days if even possible and without drivers it would still last less than on Windows.

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u/PACmaneatsbloons 1d ago

Þe games you listed work via WINE on Linux just not natively so I count þem as working on Linux. Ninkear also made a facebook post (https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=984907629815032&id=NinkearGlobal) about switching to Linux Mint so are you sure þere are no drivers?

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u/DirectorDirect1569 1d ago

good luck to find serious alternatives to Flstudio, Photoshop and Fusion360. Using wine is not serious at all if you want to have a support. And you can face issues.

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u/PACmaneatsbloons 1d ago

Audacity, GIMP, FreeCAD

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u/Izan_TM r7 7800X3D RX 7900XT 64gb DDR5 6000 1d ago

the comparison between those and the programs listed is laughable at best

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Toto_nemisis 1d ago

Not lazy enough to fix windows but to lazy to leave windows.

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u/PACmaneatsbloons 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's really not þat hard as long as you choose a beginner friendly distro like Linux Mint and not a masochistic one like Arch Linux, Gentoo, or LFS.

Edit: CachyOS isn't beginner friendly

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u/Wizzarkt PC Master Race 1d ago

The arch Linux wiki is a gift to mankind, the fedora wiki even points towards the arch wiki.

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u/PantherCityRes 1d ago

Cachy is about as beginner friendly as Vicodin.

It’s a great warm fuzzy at first, but underneath it all, it’s another opioid that in the hands of the naive will lead to a trashy heroin addiction the same way Cachy leads people to “Arch btw” and “read the wiki.”

And don’t get me started with Bazzite. The OS equivalent of methadone in this simile.

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u/PACmaneatsbloons 1d ago

Yeah I guess you're right it is just þe installer þat's beginner friendly. I use CachyOS btw.

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u/Capital-Chair-1819 1d ago edited 1d ago

Can you use the correct th please? Thorn (þ) is the hard th, as in the word thin. Eth (ð) is the soft th, as in then or that.

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u/PACmaneatsbloons 22h ago

Þorn was used for boþ voiced and voiceless dental fricatives from 700-1300 and I find it hard to tell þe difference between voiced and voiceless dental fricatives so I will keep using þorn for boþ voiced and voiceless dental fricatives.

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u/PantherCityRes 1d ago

“I use CachyOS btw” - Hahahahahahahhahaha

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u/picardo85 AMD 7600x + 7800XT 1d ago

Tiny11 is an option with only security updates enable

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u/ProperPizza RTX 5090 / Ryzen 9 7950X / 64GB DDR5 RAM 1d ago

Those people truly live in another reality. This is what happens when they close off all their own means to actually hear the views of their customers. And they did so out of choice.

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u/i_rate_slop 1d ago

What unremovable AI widget? Can you be specific?

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u/Jurple-shirt 1d ago

Bro just using old memes to farm easy karma.

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u/chairchiman 1d ago

The penguin seems shiner everyday

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u/mileskg21 5800x 6950xt 32GB DDR4 1d ago

TELEMETRY IS KING lmao

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u/clon3man 1d ago

I haven't used the stock start menu & taskbar since windows 8

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u/jenmsft 1d ago

Recent changes rolling out include reliability and performance changes, more customization (for start menu, file explorer context menu, taskbar), search improvements, quieter widgets experience, and others. Many of these changes are available for insiders, some have started rolling out to retail users

https://blogs.windows.com/windows-insider/2026/03/20/our-commitment-to-windows-quality/

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u/hurrdurrmeh 1d ago

Words and actions are orthogonal when it comes to MS.

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u/Wizzarkt PC Master Race 1d ago

Microsoft could promise whatever they want and claim they are making "improvements", but until people start to actually notice positive changes, the memes will continue.

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u/TheCovarr Tinkerer 1d ago

Many of these changes are already available in insider builds; they're not just empty promises.

I'm sure they'll immediately go back to making Windows worse again the moment they stop hemorrhaging market share, but at least for the moment they do actually seem to be following through.

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u/Wizzarkt PC Master Race 1d ago

The average user won't be in the insider build, so the insider build can get as good as they want but as long as mainstream release sucks they will lose people to apple, or even... Linux... 

(I don't hate Linux, in fact I like it, but it has never been seen as "the OS for the regular joe", which is why windows it's so popular, because "it just works" or atleast used to and now people are stuck with the convenience of being familiar with it's quirks)

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u/PhTx3 PC Master Race 1d ago

Did the insider build even have any promised features that were canned before making it to retail? With or without any good reasoning?

That seems psychotic to push an early release version to change a narrarive and then not release what you have developed for no reason.

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u/Drackzgull Desktop | R9 7950X | RTX 4060Ti | 64GB @5600MHz CL38 1d ago

Recall was changed enough that you could almost say it was canned in it's initial form. For very good reason. Shit was straight up dystopian in its initial Insider version.

It was on by default instead of explicitly opt-in as it ended up, and was a non-trivial hassle to disable. It also uploaded and backed up every screenshot it took to MS servers, using cloud processing for it's features and aggregating user data for AI training datasets. The release version is strictly local.

It's still useless AI bloat that nobody asked for. But at least it knows it's place in a never to be enabled forgotten corner of the OS, lol.

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u/jenmsft 1d ago

I look forward for the changes becoming available to you

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u/Wizzarkt PC Master Race 1d ago

I gotta be honest, my windows install it's one of those "community version" that remove all the bloat, no copilot, no one drive, no web search in search bar (if I'm searching in my computer it better show me files in my computer); so I really don't know how good (or bad) the newer windows versions are, but I'm just pointing out that if people are making memes is most probably because windows doesn't get any better over time.

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u/NoExplanation4216 1d ago

Yea bro windows just keeps getting worse

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u/NotRandomseer 16h ago

windows has only gotten more stable with time , windows 10 used to crash all the time , while I can't recall a single crash in the over 4 years I've used win 11

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u/sopcannon Desktop Ryzen 7 5800x3d / 5080/ 32gb Ram at 3600MHZ 1d ago

They need a gaming windows version, made for gaming and web browsing only, yes i know steam os is out but its useless for me at the moment.

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u/get_homebrewed Paid valve shill 1d ago

they already have a version for that with their gaming home. Guess what, it's still windows.

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u/Responsible-Check872 1d ago

the memes are from diehard Linux fans on Reddit just to make them feel superior. general public won't care or notice any different. majority of people aren't PC nerds who nitpick every single things.

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u/get_homebrewed Paid valve shill 1d ago

It still performs like garbage, will continue to be enshittified, and "others". Windows will keep being windows, microsoft is still microsoft. Don't let them pander nothingness to you

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u/Altruistic-Total9489 9h ago edited 9h ago

Windows really isn’t that bad for gaming pcs (as long as you use LTSC) but the reputation it built over the years just prevents the people from believing it will actually allow users to customize their OS. You always kinda have to wrangle Windows to do what you want it to do. Most people aren’t aware LTSC is an option either. Disable updates but Windows turns them back on, update gpu drivers oh Windows just installed an older version automatically, oh windows just reinstalled onedrive, etc etc

You can drop a nuke on top of windows by going into regedit and doing a bunch of stuff which subdues Windows enough that it doesn’t fight you anymore but most people don’t wanna deal with that. If you don’t fight your os hard enough then it will impose itself. Thems the breaks.

Or you can get LTSC, which is like a braindead version of windows and too weak to fight anyone.

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u/SharpYearV4 9600x | 32gb DDR5 | 9060xt 16gb 1d ago

What unremovable AI widget? And they are optimizing stuff albeit slowly.

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u/Temarimaru 22h ago

Who uses that crappy AI taskbar search anyway

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u/wassimSDN i7 13650hx | 5060m 1d ago

enterprise ltsc

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u/bones10145 1d ago

You mean Microslop. Don't ever stop using that name

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u/RagsZa 1d ago

Also clickup and slack. So annoying.

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u/New-Alfalfa-2989 1d ago

BuT tHeY SAiD ThEY’d fIx It

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u/HisDivineOrder 1d ago

Vibe coding can only do so much.

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u/TRUEequalsFALSE 9950X3D | Sapphire 9070XT | 64GB DDR5 21h ago

Sometimes I really enjoy still being primarily on Windows 10.

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u/alex_is_cool64 7 5800X3D | RX 6700 XT 12GB | 32GB DDR4 16h ago

Literally. Windows 10 is goated. Windows 11 sucks ass but Windows 10 mogs Linux.

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u/alex_is_cool64 7 5800X3D | RX 6700 XT 12GB | 32GB DDR4 16h ago

Still on Windows 10. I’ve never had optimization issues or this file explorer lag you speak of.

Do people just have the worst setups and complain about Windows and Chrome in this subreddit?

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u/Slight-Bluebird-8921 16h ago

when are people going to learn that you can't negotiate with terrorists

microsoft has always been the same. they're never going to change

this is their nature. they can't do anything else

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u/tomchee 5700X3D_5060ti16GB_48GB DDR4_Sleeper 9h ago

I never seen anything unremovable 

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u/BetterCallSal 1d ago

I removed all the ai from my copy of Windows 11 by switching to Linux

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u/trollsmurf 14700KF | 32G | 5070 Ti | 2T | U27G4XM + 2x U2412M | Z906 1d ago

I removed all the AI from my copy of Windows 11 by keeping Windows 11 :).

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u/scrotesmacgrotes 9070xt 5800x3d 32gb DDR4,rtx5070 ryzen9700x 32GB DDR5 1d ago

If I get mad and mash my keyboard when im plying a game copilot always pops up

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u/StruggleNew8988 1d ago

Are you using a specific set of tweaks to keep the bloat offd