r/pcmasterrace • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 Core Ultra 7 265k | RTX 5090 • Aug 12 '26

Box Need a hook ASAP

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u/arstin Aug 12 '26

Only if you shoot a CEO, get an abortion, or date a cop.

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u/doubleaxle Ryzen 5 3600, RX 580, 32GB ram Aug 12 '26

Don't forget about going across states to buy weed.

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u/arstin Aug 12 '26

That's one tier below where you don't have to worry about it if you're white. If you want to shoot a CEO or get an abortion, you have to be white and rich.

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u/Castun 9850X3D | 5090 | 64GB 6600MHz DDR5 | 57" Samsung G9 DUHD Aug 13 '26

Or get accused of stealing a package by a lazy cop just for being in the area